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Football moms
Posted by: qbanita14 on July 14, 2005 @ 6:53 pm
Three Italian mothers were attending a football game. Each had a son playing on the same team. At the start of the game, the first boy saw his opportunity, grabbed the ball and running quickly, out-foxed the opposing team, making the first touchdown. His mother, obviously proud of her son, sprang from the bleachers, shouting in her broken Italian accent, "Thatsa *my* boy! I raised him onna da Pet milk. Ain’t he-a Peach?"
Soon, the second boy received the ball and in a spectacular run down the field, made another goal for the team. Not wanting to be outdone by the first boy’s mother, the second boy’s mother jumped from her seat, exclaiming, "Thatsa *my* boy!! I raised him onna da breast milk. Ain’t he-a wonderful?"
The third boy, hadn’t done so well, but finely someone threw him the ball. He fumbled it, then recovered...running in the wrong direction, fell with the ball, ran some more, stumbled again, dropped it once more, recovered it and finally crossed the goal line on the wrong end of the field. The third Italian mother couldn’t stand it any longer. Rising from her place in the stands, she shouted, "Thatsa *my* boy! I raised him onna Milk of Magnesia. Ain’t he-a the shits?" |
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allan burt on July 18, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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Not even the milk of human kindness could make you laugh at this. |
| From: |
Pat Stack on July 19, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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Really, I had expected better of you. |
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some jewish guy on July 19, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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i have to say that i’m pleased with the fact that there is now some sort of moderation going on at this site now. it should have been in place a LOOOONG time ago though. but anyways, now we can let the healing begin. |
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Adriana on October 17, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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By the way, everyone should know, the person who submitted the joke was NOT the real qbanita14. I decided to change my handle because it began to sound ridiculous after awhile. Sort of like Amazigh’s penguins avatar over on PANF. Great at first but less and less funny after a few weeks. |
| From: |
britt on October 27, 2005 @ 2:33 am |
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i don’t think the joke was funny, not because i was offended, there’s no reason to be, but simply because it just wasn’t funny |
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jubes on January 6, 2006 @ 2:49 pm |
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GREAT JOKE - Good laugh - turn down the suck you buncha whinners
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