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Italy Shape of Boot
Posted by: Jake Frazier on July 20, 2005 @ 5:19 am
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
Because you can’t fit that much shit in a SHOE!!!!!!!! |
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Jerry Seinfeld on July 21, 2005 @ 7:17 pm |
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You can simply tell a tasteless and offensive ethnic joke by the tone the poster is using, and/or if he is also using racial or ethnic slurs. Its not that hard, really. |
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Jimmy on July 24, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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This ethnic joke website is just like that left wing rag Maxim magazine.
Why is it that you can trash European ethnic groups with "jokes" but you can’t make any jokes about non Europeans such as Blacks, Jews, etc.?
And message to Jerry Seinfield: If a joke is about a European ethnic group, its fine and dandy, but WHEN THAT SAME JOKE IS ABOUT BLACKS OR JEWS ITS CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE. Why the double standard???? |
| From: |
chris on July 24, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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what a bunch of fucking crybabies, this site was fun |
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Jerry Seinfeld on July 25, 2005 @ 12:48 pm |
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Jimmy, there ARE some non-european ethic jokes here. Here’s one that was amusing, but quickly got out of control. http://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-adult_jokes-2581.htm
To be honest with you I tell the occasional jewish or black joke myself. I myself am jewish, and I have a couple of black friends. Its done however in good humor. My friends know that I’m not telling these jokes to be racist or offend (like many people at this site have done). |
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Max Smith on July 31, 2005 @ 1:41 am |
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Of course censorship is about protecting african americans. Political correctness gone
mad. My how the tides have turned. Mention white pride and you are virtually lynched
these days and yet its fine for blacks and other ethnic majorities to celebrate their origins.
If however you are white and proud you are labelled some sort of fanatic and racist if you
even suggest it. In the history of the world the white population has never been this close
to extinction through poor birth rates and ethnic intermingling. If we don’t stand up for our
rights now and correct the imbalance then the future is bleak. Every race has the right to
be proud of their origins so why does white pride threaten people so much? Its not about
racism at all. |
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to: Bert and Ernie on July 31, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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Go back to Sesame Street, Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch miss you. Cookie Monster, The Count, and Grover are organizing a party for your return. The clumsy chef is going to be there, too. A lot has changed since you left Sesame Street, one is that Oscar is now GREEN. :-P
Note: For those of you who don’t get the joke above, or are too young, for the first season or two Oscar was orange. |
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Jerry Seinfeld on August 2, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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Hey dumbass, that clumsy chef (better known as The Swedish Chef) you refer to was on "The Muppet Show. Get your facts straight! =P |
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Gianluca on August 2, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
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Going back to the site Jerry left earlier........
wow that really got out of hand. Its natural for anyone to get upset when they see things like that posted on the internet although some people really do take things to far....... |
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Cookie Monster on August 5, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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You know, me in very good mood today! In fact me in such a good mood, me want to share me favorite cookies with all of you! How you like peanut butter cookie? Those me very favorite next to butter and chocolate chip cookie! But then any kind of cookie is me very favorite! |
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to: Cookie Monster on August 7, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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You even eat the plate, so apparently you’re not just limited to cookies. |
| From: |
WOPTIME on August 7, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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THAT BOOT CAN KICK YOUR YANKEE ASSES IN EVERY MOMENT... |
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WOPTIME on August 7, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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DO YOU REMEMBER "SACCO AND VANZETTI"??A CLEAR INSTANCE OF "AMERICAN DEMOCRACY",,, |
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tonya on August 8, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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wow this joke iz so WACK... wtf iz diz.. a shit shoe?? the worst joke ive heard...REMOVE IT.. and it seemz racist so i dont know |
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Kramer on August 11, 2005 @ 1:01 am |
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If thats really Seinfeld on the site, then is he tryn to get material off of it? tha’d kinda pathetic
if he his. he wudnt need to hes hilarious. but on second thought its probaly not even him. |
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Jerry Seinfeld on August 12, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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Hey Kramer, are you the real deal? Didn’t think so. As if the real Jerry Seinfeld would even bother with a site like this. |
| From: |
Newman on August 12, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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Hello Jerry.... |
| From: |
Jerry Seinfeld on August 12, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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Hello, NEWMAN.... |
| From: |
Jery Seinfeld on August 15, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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to the Grim Creeper:
"I" |
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Scott on August 16, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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Do y’all know that "a lot" is two words. Allot as one word means to give out or distribute. |
| From: |
corey on August 23, 2005 @ 1:05 pm |
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jim- wtf ru talkin about i never sed u wer predjudice. and i dont know wat the last part u sed really means. u must be off ur meds. |
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jim on August 27, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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mr. corey, look forward, not backward, anyway maybe he thinks its funny, do you run this joke site. what are your contributions to the world. |
| From: |
Carlo on September 13, 2005 @ 2:12 am |
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ALL YOU AMERICAN HATERS ARE RETARDS, JUST REMEMBER IT WAS US ITALIANS WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA. WHY HAVE YOU ALL GOT A PROBLEM WITH ITALIANS, IS IT BECAUSE WE CAME OVER TO AMERICA AND SLEPTED WITH YOUR WOMEN. |
| From: |
Lanny on September 19, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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Hey you guys what is all the arguing about I’m italian and i thought the joke was pretty damn funny. |
| From: |
8 ball on January 6, 2006 @ 2:49 pm |
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if races wanna mix then they can mix! you don’t decide if they are gonna stick with their own! |
| From: |
bestjokeever on January 6, 2006 @ 2:53 pm |
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The Boot joke is the best ethnic joke ever. |
| From: |
Giovanni Pierantoni on August 6, 2006 @ 6:43 pm |
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YOU SPEAK OF SHITTY BOOT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE MY SHITTY BOOT UP YOU’RE ASS! |
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Michele on August 9, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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NO NOT TURE Y IS ITLAIN SHAPPED LIEK A BOOT CUZ IT KICKS ASS!!!! |
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