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Italian Funeral
Posted by: Jonah L on August 18, 2005 @ 10:16 pm
Why are there only two pallbearers in an Italian funeral?
That’s all you need to carry a garbage can. |
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Matthew Villani on August 24, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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Would this still be posted if the target wasn’t a White group? What if the target was Mexicans, or Blacks, or Jews, or Arabs? |
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Newman on August 26, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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Oh, give it a fucking rest already. Its a JOKE. |
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bling bling! on August 26, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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it’s funny bc it’s true... |
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Italian Guy on August 26, 2005 @ 5:26 pm |
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Yea--I’d love to know ur nationality--cuz im sure wut ever it is--ur trash too--compared to us Italians |
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Irish Girl on August 29, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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hahaha did you read the one about why an italian an a irish can’t get married..i say everyone should calm down.. i am positive there r plenty of offending jokes to the irish but i’m not freaking out am i..no i’m not.. |
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Matthew Villani on August 29, 2005 @ 3:19 pm |
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I wouldn’t be so bothered by it if there were more jokes about Blacks, Mexicans, Jews, and Arabs. Well, at least there are no Iranian or Syrian jokes (yet). Some of these jokes are ok by me but some aren’t. |
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Special Treatment on August 31, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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It appears there are no jokes about non-white non Christian groups because the liberals who control Hollywood and the media feel that non-White, non-Christian groups are superior to white non-Jews. |
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on September 5, 2005 @ 2:49 am |
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honestly i agree, if this was any other group, the idiot that posted it would be shot already... like honeslty wtf r u thinking |
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Italian Princess on September 12, 2005 @ 2:31 am |
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Italians set the ground works for this country. No italian ever went to tha government looking for a hand out, they are hard working intelligent people and `you have no right to condemn them in anyway shape or form. The people of this network should be completely ashamed of themselvesl. |
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Vito on September 12, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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What do you call a good looking woman in Israel?
A Tourist. |
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jim on September 13, 2005 @ 2:11 am |
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i love pizza, little italy and joe dimagio. how do you know little princess who goes where and does what. assistance is given to those in need and sometimes people need help of all nationalities. stay off that crackpipe and get your fat ass to the gym and off the joke site. the people of this net work can do as they please. shut up. |
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Truthfully on September 13, 2005 @ 2:11 am |
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Italian Princess (awkward title at the least), Italians may have had a part in building this country but they were by no means the only ones. What about the Irish? Polish? Germans? Chinese? And virtually all other immigrants who came to this country helped to bulid it from the ground up with their blood and sweat.
As for Italians never asking the government for help, that may be true, but nevertheless, when Italians first got here they did get social and economic aid from Uncle Sam, therefore they had preferential treatment compared to many other groups of ethnics. |
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Matthew Villani on September 13, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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A lot of what alienated Irish, Italian, German, and Polish immigrants was the rampant xenophobia. But don’t blame the British Americans, blame a lack of White unity. Last I checked, immigrants didn’t get aid from the government before the middle of the 20th century. |
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Heat on September 14, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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And those are facts which come straight from the history books, it isn’t any sort of propaganda or whatnot. |
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Matthew Villani on September 14, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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to Jim: Please do something with your time other than being a troll. Thanks. |
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a_passerby on September 15, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
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Why was my post not posted? All I did was ask if I could pull Italian Princess’s ears. I don’t want to hurt her, just grab her ears and pull lightly. :-( |
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on September 16, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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italians aren’t really white |
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cold on September 16, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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at my school sometimes italians aren’t considered white |
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cold on September 16, 2005 @ 12:22 pm |
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i dont think italians are really white
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jim on September 21, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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i have notice that the racist ones are here polluting this fine joke of the dirty jokes inc.., i will intercept the pass and run the other way for a touchdown, watch me run for the touchdown, do it punk. |
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Amanda on September 21, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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Well Italian princess, the reason why u italians dnt go to the Government is cos u guys are still doing dirty work and dnt deny it, i bet ur Uncle or cousin is doing it, u guys rip of ppl and thn threatin ppl!!!!!
TRUTHFULLY your dead rite about what u said :-) |
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Vito on September 23, 2005 @ 1:26 pm |
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I saw a picture of Simon Wiesenthal, and Oh my god I can’t believe how big this guy’s nose is! |
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Rob Draper on September 28, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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The Proof there’s intelegent Life out there is
"it’s never tried to conntact us " |
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Matthew Villani on September 29, 2005 @ 3:08 am |
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Whoever wrote this joke either never met an Italian in their life, or was turned down a million times by hot Italian girls. |
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do it punk on September 30, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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"hot italian girls"?
yeah and bigfoot and the easter bunny exist as well. |
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Truthfully on September 30, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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To be honest, hot Italian girls do exist. It depends on whether you’re talking about northern or Southern Italians. The latter are the "hairy, greasy, shady" ones that most everybody is familiar with. Now, the NORTHERN Italian chicks look exactly like your typical Irish or Swede with Blonde_Red hair and blue/green eyes. The works. |
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100% Italians on September 30, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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hahah omg, u ignorant ppl. Im not comparing italians and irsh, but maybe u 2 need to read a little more and realize italians got hated, the link their explains it all. And i asked my mother and she confirmed everything and told me that stuff was real. If choose not to belive it, i cant make u, but sooner or later ur going to have to realize the truth. White unity? talking about white suprimist. groups, fuck that, im going to fight u that to the end. Maybe u should realize we need to have more human unity. |
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Heat on October 4, 2005 @ 1:53 am |
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Villani, just chill out for a second. Anyone who doesn’t see Italian women as hot is "apparently gay?" What the hell are you talking about? First off, Italians do have some hot women but NOT all of them are lookers. Every ( and I mean EVERY) ethnic group has it’s share of hot chicks and the not-so-hot ones.
And Italians aren’t the hottest women either as you once claimed, it’s all a matter of perspective. Myself and many others find the Northern and Northwestern European chicks to be the hottest. Maybe that would explain why southern Italians today with the typical "greaseball" features chase after those types of girls so much. |
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100% Italian on October 4, 2005 @ 1:54 am |
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What i have said is fact, hate it or love it, its the truth. The link i sub. explains it well, but go ahead and ignore it, not my problem. Again, i do recongize that other ethic groups got worse treatment then italians, but what pissed me off is that just because they got money and power, the "whites" of that time brought them in just because of that. That, THAT, is what got me pissed. Talking about those groups, y cant italians have those groups? y cant we have those type of activists? Latinos, Blacks, Jews, and all sorts of ppl are saying shit, telling the media or w/e it might be that there racist and bullshitting, y cant italians have a voice?? I am not whining and im just telling u the facts, just to ignore em, thats ur problem not mine.
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Matthew Villani on October 4, 2005 @ 2:07 pm |
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Maybe I’m unusual then since the types of girl I prefer are the olive-skinned medeterreanean southern European type. You know, south Italian, Spanish, Greek, north African White, middle eastern White. |
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jim on October 4, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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as the little papitos boys try to sneak in the racism early in day as noted above the sun will shine and burn of those harmful rays coming from your gaskissers, now start over pips, the 100 percent, the mattew and the truthfull tatikos, do it punks. |
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Truthfully on October 4, 2005 @ 2:08 pm |
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100% Italian-
No one is ignoring the fact that Italians were hated, however, the TONE of your posts keep bitching as though Italians were the only ones who got the short end of the stick when they first got here. Well, the TRUTH is, that just isn’t true. You guys weren’t the onlys ones who got shit on and many other ethnics went through a type of hell FAR WORSE than you greasers did. THAT’s a fact, hate it or love it.
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Bella Ragazza on October 4, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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Hmm you’d probably call me a "white supremacist", I’m very racially proud, but I’m not a hate monger. |
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Truthfully on October 4, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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Bella Ragazza-
Ignore Jim, he’s really a dumb troll named Bert who spammed this board months ago by impersonating other posters and posting crude and vulgar comments. Just ignore him, chances are, he doesn’t even know his elbow from his asshole. |
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Master Shake on October 5, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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Y’know whites in this country are always pointing out how the blacks use the race card.
However, whites themselves are always whining about the "Jewish Agenda".
Hello, Kettle. I’m the Pot. |
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Truthfully on October 5, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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Just to get you started, here is some of the aid the government gave the first greasers in America, right to vote, own property, hold bank funds, receive schooling, choose a line of work, marry White Anglos without suffering backlash, and so on. There were never any signs which said "No Italians need apply." The LONE fact that the early Italians had career choices helped them greatly, and gave them a priviledge that no ohter immigrant peoples had until MUCh later. And I find it funny to this day that Italians, more so than any other European group, bitches and whines about how much Italians were hated when other Europeans were hated even more, and had none of the cushy treatment Italians had. |
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Truthfully on October 5, 2005 @ 5:32 pm |
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What’s even funnier is that eye-talians brag about how they sucked it up and got through all that shit by themselkves when what really happened was they had Uncle Sam to hold their hands. That truly paralelles the Blacks of today blaming their pathetic behavior on racism.
It’s interesting hwo the groups of people who get the most benefits are the same ones who complain the most. : - P |
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do it punk on October 6, 2005 @ 1:45 am |
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matthew you think i’m gay just because i don’t like italian women???
i could easily call you "gay" as well just because you don’t like mexican and black women but i won’t.
and its not so much their looks that turn me off, its their attitudes. |
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jim on October 7, 2005 @ 5:06 am |
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for the pips, the truthfully, the heat and the matew,aka mattsey, as i am busy on several of the other comments teaching the lessons to punks of the webpage, the mastershaker will be providing the agenda for the punks to grasp into their gords to help them along the road, you pips are to listen to the appointed one, aka, the mastershaker as he leads you threw you agenda . and for the truthfully, i encourage you to serve in the military and provide service to your country, this will help you get past the feelings of non achievement and help you be a good citizen. |
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Master Shake on October 7, 2005 @ 5:07 am |
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Okay that last joke was a little innapropriate (though I personally got a kick out of it), and I’m sorry.
A little.
Anyways, I agree that there’s too many blacks that play the race card throughout life. However, for every one like that I’ve met two who were hard working decent people who worked hard for what they had and strived to be better.
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Master Shake on October 7, 2005 @ 5:07 am |
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Anyways, the both of you said that blacks are lazy, violent and racist. Well wouldn’t YOU be if your people were thoroughly ass raped since you were brought to this country.
I seriosly believe that blacks deserve reparations.
And what’s wrong with rap music? I’ll admit that I personally enjoy listening to it (among many other types of music). Sure some of it may be vulgar, but there are lots of metal bands who are even worse. Even that fatass racist country singer slob David Alan Coe has some extremely vulgar songs. Oh, and while I’m on the topic of music...ever heard of the BLUES? Its a form a black music thats the grandaddy of rock n’ roll. |
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Truthfully on October 7, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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Blacks weren’t the only ones to get the short end of the stick, and they sure as hell didn’t get the worst treatment ever. In the early days, many WASP employers would rather let Irish or Polish or German workers die in menial labor jobs rather than risk losing a Black worker. That’s just ONE example. EVERYONE other than WASp nativists got ass raped, in more ways than one. but today, most of those groups are mainly successful because they fought back and didn’t constantly use race as an excuse. Blakcs today, unfortunately, still scream racism at the slightest thing. |
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Truthfully on October 7, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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Jim-
Shut up already. You are NEVER going to teach me anything. you are a troll and a borderline retard. Get off the net and put your life together.
You seriously are a total waste of space. |
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Master Shake on October 7, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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I’m not black, btw. |
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Truthfully on October 17, 2005 @ 4:58 pm |
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Top of Totem Pole-
THANK YOU. FINALLY, it’s so refreshing to see another racially aware White.
Jim-
Take your own advice and get with the program yourself. Anyone with half a brain can get those stats, and just you walk into a majority Black area, like Detroit, and see for yourself what a hell hole it is. In case you still don’t get it, statistics ARE facts.
I’m not a bigot in the sense you would think, I just accept the truth that certain groups of people tend to behave in certain ways.Too bad you’re too much of a left wing pansy to see that. Grow a pair yourself. Do it punk! |
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jim on October 18, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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and again this top of the pole avoids the questions asked of him. |
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Truthfully on October 19, 2005 @ 4:06 pm |
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bella ragazza-
i left you a message in "how do italians put on their underwear." take a look at it when it shows up.
here’s a first, i’m going to agree with you about two things. jim/bert is a bitch, and blacks just can’t seem to get their shit together. for more examples on the former, just search this site. for more examples on the latter, look no further than the recent disgrace in no; and back to the 92’ los angeles riots.
i don’t care what the people and leftists keep screaming about racism, rodney king endangered the lives of civilians and attempted to assault the arresting officers (conveniently not shown on tape), therefore, he deserved to get his ass beat. if i had been one of those cops, i would’ve beat his ass too. |
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Truthfully on October 19, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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Chill Pill-
Did you edit my above message? I could have sworn that I did use the shift key. |
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Chill Pill on October 19, 2005 @ 6:17 pm |
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Yes i did. It was so small you can’t even tell it was edited otherwise. I replaced a word you used with the word "people". That’s it. It takes me to long to make it gramatically correct after i edit them, well all capitals where they belong anyway. My only other option would be just to delete them and not edit them. I think i’m being more than fair this way. |
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Truthfully on October 19, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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Chill Pill-
OK, what word did I use that you felt had to be edited and why? Just curious because I don’t want my next posts to wind up microsized.
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Chill Pill on October 19, 2005 @ 6:27 pm |
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"Spooks". I see it as a crude word to describe people. |
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jim on October 20, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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thats worse then calling people the n word, yes indeed, its good to have a moderator that keeps these racist at bay with their nonsense. thank you. |
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Truthfully on October 20, 2005 @ 1:00 pm |
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Oh alright, I’ll try to stick to more tasteful descriptions. |
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jim on October 21, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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good answer punk.. |
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TopOfTotemPole on October 24, 2005 @ 2:24 pm |
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What’s the question Bert? |
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TopOfTotemPole on October 27, 2005 @ 2:29 am |
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Amen!!!!!!!! |
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vaffanculo on January 6, 2006 @ 2:48 pm |
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none of you people even speak italian so don’t get your panties in a twist. |
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Italians rule on January 31, 2006 @ 10:36 am |
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to all my italians dont get angry Clearly there all just jealous of our superiority !!! and thats the truth we have everythign our culture is so beautiful we have the best of the best I smile at all the comments being made because of the lack of inteligence of most of these ignorant pieces of trash |
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Not Italian. on February 4, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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Why do almost all italian men waolk around with a chip on their shoulder? |
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Dr. Mario on February 6, 2006 @ 2:54 pm |
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Because of Nerdicists and because of third world invaders. |
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pure as snow on July 2, 2006 @ 12:06 pm |
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to ragu boy they call u guinea because of the darkness of your peoples skin. Italians are the children of black africans |
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clarity please on July 4, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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what has villani been smoking. I guess the grease gets into the brain too much. They say chocolate and grease are not possible but look at any italian and you see chocolate and grease mixed to make those beautifull Italian features. Throw in those god awfull extra long Jewish noses and I guess you know why evevy body just loves an italian. |
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Michele on August 9, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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OMG that was soo eman OMG i am itlain and i find omse if these joeks funny thats just corssing the line |
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