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How to tell if your baby is Italian.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld on August 31, 2005 @ 7:16 pm

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How can you tell if your baby is an Italian?


He will only take his pacifier if the nipple has hair on it!


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From: Jak on September 8, 2005 @ 12:14 am
Comment: Ummm. . .ewww!

From: jack on September 16, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
Comment: i will not hav sex 4 500 years now

From: Carnation on September 23, 2005 @ 1:26 pm
Comment: This joke speaks for itself pretty much.
Shame on you for not knowing your babies father!

Baci

From: Bella Ragazza on October 3, 2005 @ 4:30 pm
Comment: WE ARE NOT HAIRY DAMMIT!!! LOOK AT YOUR NORDIC VIKING WOMEN THEY’RE JUST AS HAIRY AS WE ARE SO DON’T CALL THE KETTLE BLACK!!!!

Either way, the joke wouldn’t have been funny even if it wasn’t as retarded as it is.

From: do it punk on October 5, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: oh shut up you stupid greaser. i swear to god all the italians at this site have such piss poor attitudes and no sense of humor. no go shave your moustache already

From: full italian n proud on October 20, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: im fully italian nproud of it n just to be clear we aint f****ing hairy! We dont have piss poor atitudes n we deffinitly have a sense of humour- more than u can imagine! We can laugh at our selves if its funny but we aint all against italians! we are good people!

From: bullshit on January 6, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: wat a gay fuckin joke

From: soxfan on January 20, 2006 @ 11:37 am
Comment: Italians are just wannebe’s that wish they were from argentina

From: Matthew Villani on January 21, 2006 @ 10:55 am
Comment: It’s funny that Nerdicists use hirsuteness as "proof" of NW ancestry when hirsuteness is a very Whtie feature.

From: Matthew Villani on January 24, 2006 @ 3:21 pm
Comment: to Soxfan: Many Argentinans are Italian immigrants. The reamainder of the population is Spanish, German, and a little bit of non-White here and there.

From: italians rule on January 31, 2006 @ 10:34 am
Comment: UMMM that is the stupidest comment ever Soxfan because its the other way aroun asshole

From: wog suck on February 8, 2006 @ 7:25 am
Comment: monobrow+huntsmen legs+moustache+minibus hips = italian

From: italian badazzbella on February 10, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Comment: i def agree i hate it when they say italians r hairy were one of the sexyest race lol right grls? an def right guys?

From: Manestro on February 11, 2006 @ 3:08 pm
Comment: my name is Manestro Giovanni Riviano i am 100% italian and i was born and raised in Campobasso, Italy. We are not hairy people, we are the most classy people in all the world.

From: Dr. Mario on February 12, 2006 @ 9:25 am
Comment: I FULLY AGREE THAT ITALIANS ARE DEFINATELY THE BEST ETHNICITY (not race, race: White) OF ALL. Afterall, I’m Italian myself, as is my brother Luigi.

From: Hola, Ciao, Aloha on March 13, 2006 @ 3:17 pm
Comment: We got the best cars and hottest ladys! I found that by deenition in an Encyclopedia somwhere! Not HAry

From: wog girl on April 4, 2006 @ 10:56 am
Comment: hahah that was so lame italians are the hottest and the richest fuck you all

   
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