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you gotta take smaller bites!
Posted by: JR on September 16, 2005 @ 12:51 pm
An italian family’s sitting down at the dinner table.
The father looks to his son to his left and says,
"Tony, Why are you such a fat fuck?!!"
Tony says,"Papa, It’s mama’s lasagna! It’s so good. It’s so delicious. I can’t stop eating it, capice??"
"So it’s mama’s lasagne, eh?? Well Tony, you gotta take smaller bites!!!" papa says.
The father then turns to his son to his right and says,
"Luigi, Why are you such a fat fuck?!!"
Luigi says,"Papa, It’s mama’s spaghetti! It’s so good. It’s so delicious. I can’t stop eating it, capice??"
"So it’s mama’s spaghetti, eh?? Well Luigi, you gotta take smaller bites!!!"
And finally the father looks to his son across the table and says,
"Fredo!!! You’re so trim! You’re so fit!! How do you keep your physique?? Please tell your brothers and I how you do it?"
Fredo says,"Well papa, I love to eat pussy!! It’s so good and delicious. I can’t stop eating it. I love to eat the pussy!!!"
"Pussy?? papa interrupts,"Pussy taste like shit!!!
Fredo replies," Oh Papa, you gotta take smaller bites!!!" |
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100% Italian on September 21, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! |
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Half italian on September 21, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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thts a good one mate |
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%25 Italian on September 29, 2005 @ 2:53 am |
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That’s ok. |
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Matthew Villani on September 29, 2005 @ 2:56 am |
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Hey cool I’m 25% Italian myself. |
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Artan on October 4, 2005 @ 2:11 pm |
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heeheheheheeheheheheeeheheh |
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Bella Ragazza on October 11, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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Off topic.......anyone here listen to AM radio, or am I the only one.......? |
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wagner on October 11, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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that was fuckin awesome.i am half italian!!!!
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Bella Ragazza on October 12, 2005 @ 1:55 pm |
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Uh..............I guess I am the only one............I usually turn it to the music channel. |
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britt on October 18, 2005 @ 3:20 pm |
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haha, that was pretty goode, that was a funny one. I love italian men!! so gorgeous! |
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Well gosh on January 6, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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thats pretty sick. ; ) |
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joe on January 6, 2006 @ 2:49 pm |
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loved the joke |
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50% italiana on January 6, 2006 @ 2:54 pm |
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whahahahahahahaha..im half italian (half turkish,black) that was funny..!! |
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amanda on January 13, 2006 @ 11:25 am |
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lmao |
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fuck italians! on January 30, 2006 @ 11:09 am |
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i hate italians so i only like italian racial jokes! |
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crissy g on May 8, 2006 @ 12:52 pm |
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go dr mario and i really do fink u wer dumped by a gorgeous italian...wats the matter hun u just bitter that us italians r just better at everything than u...................including football, food, sex and last of all we know how 2 haf fun |
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