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Posted by: VeXeS on November 17, 2005 @ 10:57 pm
When is the only time you can spit on an italian womans face?
When her MUSTACHE is on fire.... |
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Matthew Villani on January 15, 2006 @ 9:16 am |
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For the last time, Italian women are not unusually hairy. |
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jimmyboy on January 18, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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italina girls have hair to spare, yellow in the front , brown in rear, lots of red sauce for momma dear and i hope my altoon hunting dog don’t turn queer, eat lots of peppers on your pizza and you have nothing to fear, hey matti, achachachimo. |
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Jerry Seinfeld on January 19, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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Ah, Matsy. Looks like during dirtyjokesinc’s winter cleaning they deleted your posts once again. You’re 0 and 2 now.
Dirtyjokesinc.com - 2
Mtthew Villani - 0 |
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Matthew Villani on January 23, 2006 @ 11:08 am |
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BTW, if you think you’re winning, what is it exactly that you believe you’re winning? I want a direct answer to my question, no evasive word games, just a simple, honest, direct answer. |
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Ernie on January 26, 2006 @ 11:50 am |
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You’re almost right, Matthew. However, it’s your ideas that are garbage, and you post like someone whacked out on weed. Sadly, I’m sure you’re somewhat sober when you post. Therefore, ignorance must be your drug of choice. "Party on!" Matthew. |
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mark mick on January 26, 2006 @ 11:50 am |
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JImmy boy - you might be right on Italian girls but let me tell something about irish girls , they suck really good. Especially my Italian huge sausage. My Irish girlfreind always tells me that irish guys haver small dicks. After reading your posts, that probably fits you perfect, pea brain. Irish girls are great in bed especially when their drunk. |
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Matthew Villani on January 29, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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Well then, I must be pretty scary for someone who posts like he’s high, since apparently my ideas are more feared than anything. |
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Jerry Seinfeld on January 31, 2006 @ 10:33 am |
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The only reason why they’re feared is because no normal person in their right mind has ideas such as yours, Matsy.
And what am I winning? I didn’t even know there was some sort of competetion going on here. However its safe to say that when it comes to the game of life you’re not a winner. |
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Dr. Mario on February 4, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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Didn’t you say to Villani "DirtyJokesInc is winning, you’re 0-2"? I think that easily constitutes believing that there is a contest. I think Villani is winning if they feel a need to censor him. And I’d say that he’s probably a winner if your life consists of poking him in the back trying to get a reaction, while he probably has forgot about this insignifficant corner of the web. |
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Jerry Seinfeld on February 6, 2006 @ 2:53 pm |
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Obviously you’ve never heard of a little thing called "a sense of humor." Here’s a nickel, Dr. Go buy one. |
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Ernie on February 6, 2006 @ 2:55 pm |
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Matthew Villani is #1 AND #2. He’s full of shit, and piss. |
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Hansome Dan on February 7, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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And number three, buttshuffle alaking. |
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