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Five Star
Posted by: Max Smith on December 19, 2005 @ 10:22 am
What is a five star restaurant in Italy ?
It’s one where the chef washes his hands after going to the toilet |
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gettyup chuck on January 18, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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this is a cool site to post on, its full of tasteful joki jokes, i live in the altoon region and we have a joke club and everyone join the gang and have fun, my friend goes to an ivy school and has freckles. |
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a_passerby on January 18, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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Any Italian girls here? Italians have the most pullable ears of any type. I could just pull my Italian girlfriend’s ears all day long. Unfortunately, I DO and her ears went numb. I think I may have to take her to the vet. Obviously a vet could treat someone whose ears are pulled a lot, they do it with dogs, so why not people? She does like her ears pulled however. So, anyone ever pull an Italian’s ear? |
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Herbert on January 21, 2006 @ 11:24 am |
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This site makes me laugh and cry. For the most part the jokes are funny. |
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Jerry Seinfeld on February 13, 2006 @ 7:13 am |
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Despite what he may tell you, Dr. Mario is not a real doctor. Do not let him touch you there. |
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Dr. Mario on February 15, 2006 @ 2:49 pm |
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Incase the last one doesn’t go through, I’d like to say that my brother Luigi looks a lot like me, and I’m a bit envious that he’s taller and slimmer, while I’m short and fat. LOL Being 5’2" and 250 lbs has its disadvantages. Have you ever saved a girl from a big hairy brute? I have. Infact I chased him to the top of a construction site. I then saved my then girlfriend, Pauline from the big bumbling brute. However this was back in 1981, when I was much younger and in better shape. Now I probably couldn’t do that. |
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