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The Gift
Posted by: allan burt on February 1, 2006 @ 11:15 am
An elderly Mafia Don was on his deathbed,he summoned his eldest son and told him he was giving him the family heirloom.He reached under his pillow and handed him a very impressive looking gun.
The son appeared hesitant and explained to his father that he was not really a violent man and perhaps a more fitting gift would be a watch.
The Don was puzzled by his sons request and asked if his son came home one day and found somone fucking his wife would he shoot him in the head or point to his watch and tell him his time was up. |
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Jen on February 6, 2006 @ 2:55 pm |
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I like joke. I laugh much loud. Italian food also much good. I like macaroni almost as much as bananas. That still my favorite food. I think macaroni AND bananas be much good food. Best of both worlds. And one more thing. It not be just Italians who be much hairy. I also have much hair. But that not because of genetics. It has more to do with my species. Big difference. I go now. I have much need to scratch. |
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Hansome Dan on February 7, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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OHOHOh, generous Jen is on board for the bayou experience, way da show um girlfriend, let it fly. |
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Hansome Dan on February 10, 2006 @ 11:09 am |
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the joke above says allan burt, is that the burt of the trailblazers, is he the orignal burt or the burtram as mattou says, i vote for burt to be in the can or cooking on the bayou and bring on the chacha |
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chetto gonzami on February 13, 2006 @ 10:35 am |
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I definately squat when i eat pizza. |
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Dr. Mario on March 20, 2006 @ 2:56 pm |
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I wonder if you realize all of your personalities only need one haircut. If you don’t, you’ll be completely bald after having your hair cut ten times. That would be hillarious. |
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