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Chicken Surprise
Posted by: allan burt on February 14, 2006 @ 10:53 am
A man goes into his favourite Italian restaurant and orders a meal.He says to the waiter,, ’ by the way,how do you prepare your chicken ? ’
The waiter replies, ’ we don’t,we just tell them straight that they are going to be killed.’ |
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Hansome dan on February 15, 2006 @ 2:47 pm |
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ole allan burt, another great addition and joke to the site, 5 thumbs up for you and mattou gets the one finger salute. |
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Jen on February 15, 2006 @ 2:48 pm |
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Me give much applause, or chest beating, for joke! Mr. Allan Burt, you be much best joke teller. Me pay much cash money to hear you joke tell. But me got no much money. That sad. Boyfriend/friend of boys, Matthew, he no got much money. He much sponge off mommy and daddy. That much sad. Hey, maybe you take bananas? |
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Hansome dan on February 16, 2006 @ 10:27 am |
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Jen you are all that i could ever want in a women, 5 foot 1, half italian and thiawanees and a upper lip full of hair, not to mention all the food left in it from last nights dinner, please honey learn to cook so we can stay home more and do the ahchachimo in the moon light after your full lip wax, i just love jen and the altoon crickets. |
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Altoona chacha on February 18, 2006 @ 10:27 am |
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Me hablo de altoona cha cha cubi 14, i try to better myself and get out of altoona, which is a very depressed old railroad town, many people leave this town cause the crackheads taki the pizzapie out of my hand, i move to miami cause they got mucho sunshine and pretty italiano women to do the disco dance and get university style education with good pay and not have to be streetsweeper like my brother mattou who love altoona and live in little trailor by the ymca, i taka my little chiwawa jen with me to race at dogtrack to earn me good money to buy creamcorn and cici bean for snacks, ole. |
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super jew on March 3, 2006 @ 12:28 pm |
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give the guy credit, this is a joke site, not somewhere to spread hate |
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baby michele on March 8, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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great
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