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Ship Ahoy!
Posted by: allan burt on February 17, 2006 @ 11:13 am
If an American ship bears the initials USS meaning United States Ship and a British ship’s name starts with HMS which means Her Majesty’s Ship,what does the Italian DMB stand for?
Datsa Ma Boat. |
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Hansome dan on February 17, 2006 @ 4:28 pm |
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alan burt stikes again, only this time the jokes bring on a smile to the dirtyjokes inc bayou party, allan burt for king of the joke tellers and mattou for the joke the joke tellers tell, dmb does stand for datsa ma boat and dmb also means da mattys bonesmoker. |
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Ernie on February 18, 2006 @ 10:23 am |
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Once again, Mr. Burt, you’ve proferred another humorous, yet pithy, anecdote. If I may be so presumptuous, I also have a joke, agreeably similiar in both tone and structure. Ahem: Why does the new Italian navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the OLD Italian navy. ¡Olé!
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SPEEDY SAM on February 22, 2006 @ 11:30 am |
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OLA AMIGOS AND ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE HERE AT DIRTY JOKES INC, OHSI SUNSITO QUE CHICAS MIDOLOS EH DEHIGOS ALA PUE, THAT MEANS WHEN SUNNING AT THE BEACH COVER YOU BUNS TO AVOID A SERIOUS BUTT BLISTER. |
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Elaine Benes on February 22, 2006 @ 11:31 am |
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Hey guys! I see the site is no longer on hiatus!
Anyways, I think the new moderator should introduce him/her self. You’re doing a good job whoever you are! Its about time we got some REAL moderation around here. Our last one was WAY too lenient, and I feel she may have been a bit sympathetic toward’s Matthew’s cause. It’s good to see that people like Topofthetotempole and Truthfully (an immature and downright NASTY person) won’t be tolerated here. |
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SPEEDY SAM on February 23, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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SI SI, SENORITA ELAINENITO BENETIOSE, YES THE TOPOFTHE TOTEM AND THE TRUTHFULLY HAVE HIT THE SIDE ROAD TO TIAUNA AND THE HEATED HEATSTER ARE BYEBYE AMERICAN PIE, NO LONGER PASS GO TO COLLECT THE FREE MONEY, THIS DIRTY JOKKI JOKKI NOW FUNNY WITH THE MEAN PEOPLE IN THE CLINKI. |
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Elaine Benes on March 1, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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"Good luck finding a boyfriend
I’ve already got a husband, but thanks.
And yes, Chill was WAY too lenient. She allowed you and others to blatantly use racial slurs. You were really getting downright nasty with people, "Truthfully". The tasteless filth that has long tainted this site is being washed away. Deal with it.
"I’ll bet I’m a lot more mature than you are, since I don’t bitch and cry the way you do when I see something I disagree with."
Doubtful. You gave Bert hell while you were here with your profanity and racial slur laden insults, so who are you to speak of maturity? Hmmm???
"My God you truly are an idiot" -Translation: "Hello, kettle! I’m the pot!" |
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Truthfully on March 2, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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Elaine Benes-
You have a husband?? Wow, that’s shocking. Given the amount of complaining and asinine value judgements you’re prone to, that is a HUGE accomplishment. Congratulations.
You are an idiot. You know why? Because you’re just another politically correct fool. Just look at all this shit bert and his other personalities flooded this site with. The stuff myself or TopofTotemPole was talking about wasn’t PC, that’s for sure, but at least we kept things intelligible and free of this mindless dribble that’s now filled this site. Chill Pill at least kept that out. |
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Truthfully on March 2, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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I spoke the truth, if you don’t like it then don’t read it. Or find some evidence of your own to refute it. And I mean real evidence, not all those useless value judgements you keep holding onto, not more PC biased crap, and not the retarded speech patterns of bert. You want to call me immature and nasty, well go right ahead, I could care less. Remember you came here talking about how I was "self loathing" and all that crap when you don’t even know me girl. So don’t lecture me about maturity or filfth, you’re not much better than I am.
I tried to say one bad racial term, and even that got edited out. JUST ONE. So much for your accusation of leniency. As stated before, what was discussed before was at last intelligible and not the shit this site’s become. It’s because of your type of touchy feely thinking that has allowed bert to ruin this site. |
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Truthfully on March 2, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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I know what’s coming next, you’ll accuse me of just being another one of Villani’s aliases. Well wrong again, as usual. I’m not a part of Stormfront, I disagree with a LOT of their allegations (i.e the whole Jewish conspiracy bullshit), and their quest to drive out all non Euros from America. What I’ve said about race before is summed up like this, race exists as more than just some stupid social contruct, and different races account for massive differences in behavior, like crime.
Anything you want to say about me, I can throw it right back at you. We can continue to this long winded (and ultimately) pointless argument if you want to. It’s up to you. |
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TopOfTotemPole on April 17, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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I haven’t been banned from anything and it’s not that we won’t be tolerated. I think for the most part, many of you (Bert, BlackBuck, homely Dan, etc.) are lame and not worth submitting a comment to or wasting my typing skills on. |
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Adriana on April 30, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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Hey truthfully,
How come you don’t believe about what the jews have done? Look at the last names of many of the liberal politicians and many of them will be jewish (and the ones that aren’t jewish will be anglo). |
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teehee on May 25, 2006 @ 1:07 pm |
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teehee. how adorably funny. me gusta |
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