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A Close Shave
Posted by: allan burt on February 28, 2006 @ 3:20 pm
Salvatore was getting old and because his cheeks had become craggy and sunken, he found it hard to shave himself properly.He decided to go to Gregorio’s barber shop and explain his problem.
Gregorio sat him in the chair,produced a specially shaped piece of wood which he placed between Salvatore’s cheek and gum.After a few minutes Gregorio had given him a perfect shave.
Salvatore was pleased and said he would come back to Gregorio’s every day for a shave.
’ Just one thing,’ said Salvatore, ’ what happens if I swallow the wooden ball when you are shaving me? ’
’ You bring it back the next day like everyone else does, ’ said Gregorio. |
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Hansome dan on March 1, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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where does the great joke teller come up with this wisdom, that allan burt musta been down on the bayou before, bringing these comments to the dirty joke forum extrafaganza is the cats meow and mattou’s barking at the moon, and keep that wooden ball away from mattsy cause he may put it in his little red wagon and take it away, 5 thumbs up for allan burt and as always a middle finger for mattou. |
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Ernie on March 2, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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A great joke, Mr. Burt, and an equally great comment, Mr. Dan! Indeed, the extent of your greatness only remains exceeded by the infinitesimal measure of Matthew’s littleness. |
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super jew on March 4, 2006 @ 8:20 am |
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lets make love dr. mario like in broke back mountain |
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Hansome dan on March 6, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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hansome dan, ernie, allen burt , chetto gonzami headline the dirty jokes by posting the jokes, good job boys, keep up the good work, the rest of ya posters could pop a few funnies to. |
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Dr. Mario on March 8, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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I think you’d [all] be happier making love to yourself, afterall, you’re very experienced at it. Much easier than trying to hit on a straight man with a girl, hm? |
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Cthulhu on March 13, 2006 @ 3:18 pm |
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Wow. You people have the entire internet at your fingertips, and the SAME lot of you are fighting with each other. Pathetic. |
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Dr. Mario on March 15, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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Actually it’s one guy fighting with himself, that’s why all the shit’s contained on one board. It’s better that way. Don’t encourage him to spread it other places. Myself and a few others are just deflecting back at him what he throws at us. |
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Ernie on March 15, 2006 @ 2:39 pm |
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Matthew/Dr. Mario, you’re Burt’s biggest fan. And, as we all know, sooner or later, the shit hits the fan. |
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Ryan on March 16, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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Matthew and Ernie, boy you guys are still posting here! What a surprise, its been such a long time since we chatted. |
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Vinnie on March 20, 2006 @ 2:53 pm |
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Adriana you are quite correct!
A lot of the ethnic "jokes" that put down people originated in Jewish controlled Hollywood and the NY Catskills where they train Jewish comedians.
If you notice, in the past, Jewish comedians would make token mild non-insulting jokes about Jews which made them feel they had the right to insult other ethnic groups. These Jewish comedians would say "we dish it out to everyone including our own people". The only problem was that the jokes about non-jews were a lot more vicious and degrading then the jokes about jews!!!
Jews do this instintively because they feel safer in a divided country. Jews take great pleasure in seeing non-Jews attack each other with ethnic slurs that they started. |
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Dr. Mario on March 20, 2006 @ 2:54 pm |
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Adriana, I see what you’re saying, and I agree that they’re moronic. But I’m not making fun of them to get them to see the light, and with them the lights are on but nobody’s home. I’m just making light of their lack of intelligence. Sort of like a cat playing with a mouse before killing it. Only I’m going to keep playing with the mouse. Messing with morons is such fun. |
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a_passerby on April 3, 2006 @ 3:46 pm |
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Ever noticed that Italians have special ears? Perfect for pulling. Not shaped like a dog’s nor are they pulled like a dog’s. They’re pulled by the earlobe. Italian ears are meant to be pulled. That doesn’t just include the boot, but also Sicily, Sardinia, and even Malta which technically isn’t owned by Italy. Pull an Italian’s ears sometime, I pull my Italian girlfriend’s ears obsessively, and they went numb. It’s that fun. Try it. |
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