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The Pope Speaks
Posted by: allan burt on March 7, 2006 @ 10:33 am
The Pope addressed a large crowd from his balcony about the war and fighting that were threatening to destroy world unity,he urged everyone to pray for peace.Then he followed this by waking amongst the crowd.
Gino,a wealthy businessman, and a devout catholic who greatly amired the Pope was stood there in his most expensive Armani suit hoping that the Pope might say a few words to him.
However, the only person that the Pope spoke to was a man dressed in dirty,threadbare clothing,then he walked off.
A subsequent announcement said that the Pope would make another speech tomorrow about poverty.Gino approached the tramp and asked him how much he wanted for his clothes.The tramp could not believe his luck and said he wanted 500 Euros,Gino gave him the money gladly.
The next day the Pope gave an impassioned speech about poverty and how hundreds of thousands of people were dying each year because of this,he asked all catholics to help as much as they could.
Afterwards,he walked amongst the crowd again.Gino stood there dressed in his shabby attire,his heart skipped a beat as the Pope walked towards him.The Pope leaned across to Gino and said, ’ I thought I told you yesterday to fuck off. ’ |
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Dr. Mario on March 8, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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Good joke, since the subject can be of any ethnicity. Bravo. You’re learning to get away from your Mattou jokes. Nice step in the right direction. |
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ss on March 8, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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FUNNY |
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ela on April 3, 2006 @ 3:45 pm |
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really funny bravo |
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Dan on August 3, 2006 @ 12:06 pm |
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good joke |
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