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Mamma Mia
Posted by: allan burt on March 17, 2006 @ 11:46 am
A woman walked up to a Police Officer and told him she had been raped.
’ Can you desribe your attacker for me ? ’ asked the officer.
’ Well I didn’t really get a good look at him but I think he was Italian,’ said the woman.
’ What makes you say that,’ said the officer.
’ Because I had to help him,’ replied the woman. |
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t0mt0m2006 on March 19, 2006 @ 11:54 am |
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lol i dont get it cant italian peeps shag??????????????? |
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Dr. Mario on March 20, 2006 @ 2:55 pm |
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It’s just a stupid joke. I do commend you, however, on promoting 2 false stereotypes at once about Italians, the idea that we are criminals, and the idea that we are bad lovemakers. On the contrary, us Italians are known as the BEST lovemakers, and northeastern New Jersey is one of the most crime free places in the whole US. I’ve been there, it’s really nice. Do like the Avis slogan and "TRY HARDER". Unlike the nitwits in the commercial (puting aside the irony of the alternative slogan and the mannerisms of the employees), you are do not even "TRY HARD" or "TRY" at all. "TRY" again. |
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the don on March 23, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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your an ignorant person and you can’t even tell a good joke |
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Kimberly on April 13, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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I agree with Dr. Mario. This is just a retarded joke, and I am Italian!!!!!!! I am not a criminal, I’m an Administrative Secretary, and furthermore, I’m GREAT IN BED!!!!! |
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Adriana on April 17, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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Good one Dr. Mario. BTW who are you really, are you the same guy that posted under all those other names like dark warrior and maxwell house? Your typing style seems the same. |
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GANGSTA on April 17, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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GET OVER IT YOU DUMB ASS ITALIANS ITS JUST A JOKE,SO FUCK OFF BACK TO ITALY YOU ASSHOLES!OH AND BY THE WAY,FUCK YOU KIMBERLY YOU WOUDNT BE GREAT IN BED IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON YOU STUPID BITCH AND FUCK YOU TO DR MARIO YOU HAVE THE MOST FUCKED UP NAME I’VE EVER HEARD! STUPID CUNT! |
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Adriana on April 29, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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FUCK YOU, QUIT BASHING MEDITERRANEANS! I’M NOT ITALIAN HOWEVER MY PEOPLE (SPANISH) ARE CLOSELY RELATED TO ITALIANS! SO BASHING ITALIANS IS LIKE BASHING SPANISH!!! |
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Desert Fox on May 9, 2006 @ 1:17 pm |
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ADRIANA THE CUBAN WHORE NEEDS TO GET LAID URGENTLY ! BUY A CASE OF MONTECRISTO CIGARS AND PUT ONE IN YOUR PINK AND ONE IN YOUR STINK ! |
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Peet on May 17, 2006 @ 12:03 am |
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What vehicle has one forward gear & 5 reverse gears?
An italian tank
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Antonio Bonderos on May 18, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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Desert Fox Light Bulb Head,
Its disgraceful that you would use a Nazi name to insult other people. The Desert Fox alias Erwin Rommel looked like the biggest dork! He had this oversized head attached to this pencil neck and wimpy frail body. Desert Fox looked like an extraterrestrial with this stupid HUGE HEAD!!! By the way most of the Nazi leaders were wimpy, out of shape, puny assholes.
The average Cuban or Meditteranean could KICK THE SHIT OUT OF A JERKOFF GERMAN KRAUT!!!
I’ve been to Germany and most of the woman their are so old and ugly and are on every prescription drug you can think of!!!
Germany is and old country filled with Old Farts like Desert Fox that dream they can be superior but are really inferior! |
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Vincent on May 18, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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This Desert Fox guy should chill the fuck out! Who the fuck asked him about anything??
He sounds like a mother fucken asshole!
He seems to know alot about sending things up HIS pink and stink!!! |
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Silvio on May 19, 2006 @ 2:49 pm |
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Antonio Bonderos,
Just to give you an idea about how old and ugly German men are. I noticed that the good looking model Heidi Klum married the African American singer named SEAL.
I personally don’t care who people marry but its safe to say that most people marry people who are of their same ethnicity or race. I wondered why a good looking lady like Heidi Klum married an African, but then I realized that Ms. Klum came from Germany.
Apparently Ms. Klum wanted to dilute her genes as much as possible since she knew what big scum bags (not to mention ugly) German men are like this jerk called "Desert Fox"!! |
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what-what on May 23, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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i think you people are all pessimists its just a joke second-more why defend yourself if you know you are right have a little faith in mankind this pride that humans have will be the bludy downfall of society |
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DESERT FOX. on May 24, 2006 @ 3:50 pm |
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Listen up you stinking yids and rat-faced Italians,
KISS MY WHITE POWER ASS ! |
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bella donna on May 31, 2006 @ 1:23 pm |
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guys look okai i aint no italiano, but i tel you one thing straight i have been wid mi boifrnd who is ITALIAN n he makes the bestt love too me and i never get sick of it so unless you have experienced chemistry wid an italian stalian shut da fuk up all u... n dey gots respect so show a lil respect. |
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Silvio on June 3, 2006 @ 11:49 pm |
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Desert Fox,
Since Germans are pinkies didn’t you mean to say "Kiss my PINK POWER ASS"?
What do you think about the German model Heidi Klum MARRYING UPWARD by marring an African?
I think it makes a lot of sense!
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