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Italian Capitalism
Posted by: allan burt on April 6, 2006 @ 10:57 am
You have two cows but you don’t know where they are.
You break for lunch. |
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allan burt on April 8, 2006 @ 2:04 pm |
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Perhaps you are an Italian Capatalist Dr. Mario. |
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Dr. Mario on April 10, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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No, I’m an Italian doctor that’s an ex-plumber. I quit being a plumber because I got sick of all of the psycho, mutant turtles in the pipes that I had to clear out plus all the weird crab creatures that I had to get rid of. You never know what you’ll find in the NYC pipelines. |
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Marta on April 10, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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The problem is the author just took the sentence from a bigger joke, but in this way it’s not funny. Well maybe he is still laughing ? |
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allan burt on April 10, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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Marta,
The sentence is part of a bigger joke.............Italy. |
| From: |
Tony on April 13, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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allan burt,
you are nothing but a genetic asshole, ie a Jew!!! You love to bash other ethnic groups but hypocritically don’t like the same jokes about you jews. |
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Ant on April 14, 2006 @ 6:26 pm |
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yeah, what is up with that. How come so many Jews like to exploit/bash other ethnic groups. I know because I’m Italian-American, and the only people to have ever mocked or bashed me for my nationality were Jews (with the exception of a few Irish, those potato eating mongrels!) I’m jk, I’m not racist, I just always wondered why Jews think they can bash us Italians and not expect us to crack a joke or two about them? |
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allan burt on April 17, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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Why do most people take an instant dislike to Mattew Villani?
Because it saves time. |
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allan burt on April 18, 2006 @ 2:55 pm |
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Villani, every statemant you make justifies the comment I made above.
The boy just can.t help himself |
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bigred on April 23, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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the boy can help himself but will not. |
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Adriana on May 3, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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Hey, post this. You afraid that your dumbass shit for brains self cant handle being soundly destroyed by some cuban girl whos still a teen? Truth is, youre afraid of ANY opposition, because it doesnt take much oppisition to obliterate your weak ass arguments. LOL |
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bigred on May 6, 2006 @ 2:36 pm |
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opposition is spelled opposition not oppisition adriana, you are still the best cuban girl ever, do you like gloria esteban and all her great disco hits, they are so fun to dance to on a sat night. |
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Adriana on May 8, 2006 @ 12:52 pm |
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Gloria Estefan (so much for you being a perfect speller) is not disco, and btw that was a TYPO, not a mispelling, look at my first spelling of it. Who cares about spelling though, an argument doesnt have to look beautiful, infact it should look as ugly and coarse as possible. |
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Tony on May 18, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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Why do most people think allan burt is an asshole?
Because they realize that he’s a Jew.
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allan burt on May 18, 2006 @ 11:18 am |
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What would you do if you had a gun with two bullets and you were in a room with Tony,Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussei?
Shoot Tony twice to make sure he was dead. |
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allan burt on May 20, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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How do you make Matthew Villani funny?
You don’t have to,because Mother Nature beat us all to it. |
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bigred on May 22, 2006 @ 11:08 am |
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how do you make mat viline laugh, whatch him eat sweet potatoe pie with berber sauce. |
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Matthew Villani on May 23, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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Here’s a tip, if you’re gonna tell a joke MAKE THE JOKE MAKE SENSE!!! |
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NEWS on July 12, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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attention, all u haters out there:
looks like the "homosexual fat stupid greasy garlic smelly hairy italians"
just won the 2006 WORLD CUP, their 4th won world cup to be precise!!
ha! how does it feel to get ur ass kicked in soccer by a bunch of "silly smelly fags"?
IN YOUR FACE! |
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