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A Little Rash
Posted by: allan burt on April 14, 2006 @ 6:34 pm
A man is sitting in an Italian restaurant waiting to order his meal.
A greasy waiter stands beside him repeatedly scratching an angry looking rash on his wrist.
’ Do you have eczema? ’ asks the man.
’ Only if its on the menu sir, ’ replies the waiter. |
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Matthew Villani on April 15, 2006 @ 11:19 am |
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I’ve decided to return to this site (for now) just to see what’s going on. Here’s what I’m getting, Bert’s still spreading his filth (and dumb anti-Italian jokes), and someone named Dr. Mario is making a royal ass out of him. LOL Bert thinks I’M Dr. Mario? LOL! |
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Ernie on April 20, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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Ah, Matthew deigns to grace our forum with his presence, but not sentience. You radiate stupidity, Matthew; indeed, you’re a veritable supernova of stupidity. Shine on, Matthew, shine on. |
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bigred on April 21, 2006 @ 7:03 am |
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shine on indeed matthew of the presence of the fall season turning to summer, much is added by you nonsence, similer to your big toe hooked into the light socket to grow flowers, ah, you radiate pollution like a can of sardines in the sunshine. |
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Ernie on April 23, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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I did not misuse any words. You, however, misconstrued my usage of words and, thus, proved my point, radiantly. |
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bigred on April 23, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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misused is only the technocalaty of being from altoonville, similer to a roach living in a bottle of moutain dew. |
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bigred on April 26, 2006 @ 12:20 pm |
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mat vilini is a good fellow, he smart and is he italian, he seems to be populer on the site. he seems like he knows how to use big words and use big sentences, i wish i could be more like mat vilini. |
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bigred on April 27, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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i heard mat vilini got a new car, a 96 geo , its cool and has a italian flag on the bumper , he’s cool and smart, funny, i wish i could get a new car like mat vilini, he’s the best. |
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Ernie on May 1, 2006 @ 3:33 pm |
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I stand by what I’ve written. However, Matthew, as always, you stand corrected. |
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bigred on May 2, 2006 @ 12:29 pm |
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write on ernesto, and matthew sits when corrected, like a good boy. |
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Adriana on May 3, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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No, I just think he has better things to do than log onto DirtyJokesINC 16 hours a day. I do, too, thats why I havent been posting nearly as much lately. You should learn about life off of the internet, its fun. Try it. |
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Matthew Villani on May 3, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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LOL, Ernie thinks HE corrected ME? Did he even read the exchange between us? Or is he just making the feeblest of feeble attempts to cover his ass, when his old, ratty underwear can’t even do that? |
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bigred on May 3, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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i’m a little concerned about sweet adriana, she is using bad word and that is no way for a cuban girl to act, ernesto offers good advice to the italians of the world and is not to be deflected, the cuban girls are polite but this one speaks like a wild banchee with a crackpipe as her friend , refrain from those comments. |
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Adriana on May 6, 2006 @ 2:35 pm |
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You know NOTHING about us, so SHUT THE FUCK UP "bigred"! |
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Ernie on May 6, 2006 @ 2:36 pm |
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Matthew, I have upbraided you on several occasions for your misuse of the English language. Those familiar with this website over the past two years have witnessed every step of your grammatical and syntactical missteps. You’re not kidding anyone. Why? Because you’re just a punk kid. Have you moved out of mommy and daddy’s house yet? Will you ever move out of mommy and daddy’s house? That is the question, indeed, Matthew. However, pursuant to your egregious language usage, there is no question; you suck harder than a broke crack whore. |
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bigred on May 6, 2006 @ 2:36 pm |
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matthew vilini, tell some funny jokes because this is a joke site, it will be fun for all to share the jokes of the site, why did the organ grinders monkey quit, answer, because he was smarter then organ grider and got a job flippen pizza down at dominoes pizza, i got that one online and i can hardly quit laughing. |
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bigred on May 8, 2006 @ 12:52 pm |
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sweet adrrorina, don’t be mad, be glad, read the jokes here and laugh, it will put a big smile on your face and make you smile ear to ear as big as the cuban and hatian islands, get out of those tobacao fields and live a little, have you ever thought about coming to the u.s if you can get a visa, come to school here to learn about our culture, you will love the u.s. |
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Adriana on May 8, 2006 @ 12:52 pm |
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Hey Ernie, you dont fool anyone, you don’t look intelligent by using big words inappropriately, just thought Id pass that along. Pedantry does not equal intelligence. However Im not going to be defending Villani anymore due to things Ive been hearing about him (and no, not the stuff you mentioned). Ive been hearing that hes way more racist than me and turned nordicist with his new girlfriend, I heard that from Jen. |
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Desert Fox on May 9, 2006 @ 1:17 pm |
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Adriana, shut the fuck up you cuban women are all whores. I’ve been to Cuba twice, they’ all spread their legs for a couple of bucks, fidel, it’s time you catch up with the rest of the world ! There’s no way one can be proud of being Cuban. |
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bigred on May 9, 2006 @ 1:18 pm |
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ernie is smart , sofisticated and a profeser that tells funny jokes, is jen related to you adriini, is she cuban or hatian, i bet she is cute and if she can cook thats a plus, mat viline is cool too, is he of african american heritage, he seems like he is the brunt of jokes but everyone should laugh with him, not at him , black and italian share a lot of the same ideas with cooking, they both like to sing down by the river and bangen the bones after midnight. |
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Matthew Villani on May 10, 2006 @ 1:19 pm |
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Bigred, STFU, if you tell an Italian they’re black to their face, you die. Hey you can bash Jen all you want now. I’m not with her anymore. I’ve got a new, MUCH better girlfriend. |
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Matthew Villani on May 11, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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I see Beavis and Butthead have no replies to my comments. I think it’s funny when dumbasses think they’re smart by using a few big words. Real intelligence is found in logic and reasoning ability, not in how many words you can pretend to know. |
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bigred on May 13, 2006 @ 7:47 am |
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she has been telling people your a racist little punk. |
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Antonio Bonderos on May 18, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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Desert Fox light bulb head,
Go fuck your self. Only an asshole uses the name of a Nazi to insult other people.
The nazis are all fucken dead dead dead and are in the garbage can of history.
The average cuban could kick the shit out of an asshole Nazi German. Desert Fox alias Erwin Rommel (what a dumb name) had this huge fucken head and this little frail wimpy body. This Desert Fox guy looked like a fucken extraterrestrial with this huge fucken light bulb head. Not to mention the fact the other leaders of the Nazis such as Hitler, Goering, Himler were perfect examples of out of shape ugly wimps!!
Master Race My Ass!!! |
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Silvio on May 19, 2006 @ 2:49 pm |
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Antonio Bonderos,
You are the man. If you go to south Florida there are a lot of Cubans and they are pretty cool people. They are generally conservative, keep the place well taken care of, and hate communism especially Castro.
The Desert Fox type Germans led Italy down a horrible road and in the end fucked over Italy. So fuck Desert Fox and his giant head! |
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bigred on May 19, 2006 @ 2:50 pm |
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yes a good post from the moviestar mr. bonderos, yes the masterace is one race all equal made with blood and water and hopefully not eating to many bigmacs, the ones who claim their is only one race should could complete the 25k race and see if he is still standing after, this one who calls himself a fox is a rat who eats from the garbage. |
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Matthew Villani on May 20, 2006 @ 10:38 am |
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Yea, the truth is, Mediterraneans, Slavs, Russians, and Irish are the White people, all the other Caucasians are pinkasses, AKA the Pink race. |
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bigred on May 21, 2006 @ 11:37 am |
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wow mat, how do you know so much about the people with pinkasses. |
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Desert Fox on May 22, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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Ok, the Italians and yids may be greedy and dishonest and whiney and obnoxious and arrogant but you’ve got to give them credit for one thing : they are lovely to look at ! |
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bigred on May 23, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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the pinkass by definition, a-one with a pinkass, litererly, b-a comi scared stiff non serving member of society that is afraid to protect his country in the armed service. and for the record who in the world would trust you punk. |
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Silvio on May 23, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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Germans are the biggest pinkies around. They had a good chance to lead the white race to victory but instead chose to be ETHNOCENTRIC SCUMBAGS!!!
Germans (nationalists) are the most ethnocentric and selfish ethnicity there is with the exception of maybe the Jews. Its amazing the Jews and National Socialist type Germans weren’t good friends since they shared the same arrogant racist qualities! |
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Antonio Bonderos on May 24, 2006 @ 3:51 pm |
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Desert Fox, Light Bulb Head
German woman with their short butch hair cuts and big fat barrel like bodies and square heads are the UGLIEST IN THE WORLD!!
The midget men of the Third Reich like Hitler and Himmler and the Fat Ass Slob DRUG ADDICT Goering weren’t exactly GQ models either!! Not too mention the extraterrestrial looking Erwin Rommel with his OVERSIZED LIGHT BULB HEAD attached to a wimpy body!!
FUCK THE GERMAN SCUMBAGS! THEY DON’T BELONG ON THIS PLANET! THE EU SHOULD PUSH THAT SACK OF SHIT NATION INTO THE SEA. YUCKKKKKK!!! |
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Adriana on May 27, 2006 @ 12:57 pm |
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Allan Burt and all your other identities, you are really pathetic, you know you cant argue worth shit, so you talk gibberish and try to fool us by passing if ott as something intelligent when its nothing more than incoherent gibberish. |
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