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Honest
Posted by: allan burt on April 24, 2006 @ 3:57 pm
How does an Italian get into honest business?
Usually through the skylight. |
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bigred on April 25, 2006 @ 11:08 am |
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allan burt is a great joke teller, that joke is so funny i doubt i will be able to sleep tonight, good job allan, keep the great jokes coming, thanks to dirty jokes inc, are days are brighter. |
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bigred on April 26, 2006 @ 12:20 pm |
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why does mat viliani read the jokes retarded or not retarded, he learned at the altoona ivey institute their is no difference. |
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bigred on April 27, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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anybody that is a fan of dirtyjokes inc knows that mat vilini is cool, he knows alot about things and has his own website, i wish i knew how to get one like mr. vilini, all the people that post here are funny and the jokes are good too. mr. allan burt is almost certainly qualified to write jokebooks to sell at the stores in the malls around the country, i wish mat vilini would go on tour to show people how smart and funny he is, i like to post here and i thing the jokes on this site make my day and if i had a choice between going to a play or on a date, i would just choose to read the jokes on this site, hip hip horrey for mat viline and all the great people at dirty jokes. bye. |
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Adriana on April 29, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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This forum still flooded with weirdos? If you’re gonna talk about him, at least spell his name right. |
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bigred on April 30, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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adriana has posted here before and she is cool too , i wonder if she is italian and could tell us a funny italian joke like mat viline, it would be neat to have a joke telling contest and get a prize if you win, like maybe a gift certificate to buy a jokebook at the mall, please have a contest. |
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bigred on May 3, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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i love to watch i luv lucy reruns, they are soooooooo funny, ricky sings the babaloo and i just laugh so much, you should be proud you are cuban, do you like redbeans and rice, i know i do. |
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bigred on May 3, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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here is a good cuban joke, why did the cuban climb up the tree to pick the banana, answer, not to eat it but to roll a cuban knockoff cigar. that one is so funny, i hope everyone enjoyed it as much as me. |
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Adriana on May 6, 2006 @ 2:35 pm |
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No, its lame as hell |
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bigred on May 6, 2006 @ 2:35 pm |
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hi adriana, i love the cuban culture, what village are you from, i know that i’ve eaten in cuban restaurants and i love the plantains, fish and rice, the cubans and the hatian cultures are so close and share many similarities, i once met a girl from haiti and she told me that she was cuban and she said most look alike, do you share these qualities and do you speak hatian as well, feel free to share some jokes that people like in your town. |
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Adriana on May 8, 2006 @ 12:52 pm |
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You are such a dumbass seriously. You look just like an American black then if I look Haitian. |
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bigred on May 9, 2006 @ 1:17 pm |
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hi adrini, i feel sorry for some of the people in cuba that work for a doller per day, could you tell us of your life growing up in cuba, as mentioned before the food is wonderful and the people so warm and funny, lively and zesty, have you ever been to america, did any of your relatives escape to the states on a raft, you sound a bit bitter from some of your comments, i love to read the jokes here, heres one to brighten up your day, why did the cuban and chinese man fight about the whiterice, answer from the cuban, i’ll be all over you like white on rice if you mess with my brown cuban rice, that one lol is making me laugh so hard i can’t hardly finish my dish of ice cream, bye my little cuban friend. |
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bigred on May 10, 2006 @ 1:18 pm |
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hey adrina, if you or someone in your village would make some of those cuban necklaces and sell them on ebay i would buy um up, you know the kind with the seashells, i know you guys have cheap labor there so if you and any of your relatives can do, i would appreciate it, its a good way to make money for school and clothes and those things, plus i would give you a few of my joke books to. heres a good joke, why did the greatwhite shark go to florida instead of havana, he liked aligators instead of cuban fish, that ones funny, i got more to share later, bye for now. |
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Tony on May 10, 2006 @ 1:18 pm |
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Honestly,
Allan burt sounds like a typical obnoxious vulgar jew. Putting down other people comes from his Chosen-ite Kosher genes. However these jews who love mocking other people, especially white christians, are offended when you tell a joke about jews!!
What do you call a good looking woman in Israel??
A tourist!
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Matthew Villani on May 10, 2006 @ 1:19 pm |
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BTW, I don’t care anymore if you bash Jen. Oh, guess I just took the fun out of it for you. LOL |
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bigred on May 11, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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i see nothing wrong with jen going back to her african american husband, she is a good girl and other chat lines she mentioned she loves him, she is also funny and tells great jokes, i’m sure she will start posting here again soon. |
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Matthew Villani on May 11, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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LOL good one Tony! Especially since Jews think they’re chosen, but we White Christians are the real chosen people, they just say they’re chosen because they wanna rule the world and destroy White Chrisitans like us.
PS: Always be proud of your Italian heritage. We Italians have much much to be proud of. :-) |
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bigred on May 12, 2006 @ 2:52 pm |
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bigred here of the arlington tx, bigred family, i love to laugh at the italian jokes but i give to the italian american society on a reguler basis, that means i donate to buying pizza pies and the more i donate, the more peperoni they put on the pie, as far as the numbskull statement by mat villini about chosen people, i choose you to make pizza for the needy of this country and you pay for it out of your paper route money, know thats italian. |
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bigred on May 20, 2006 @ 10:38 am |
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enjoy a little mantra hot sauce on your pizza mattaw, good stuff my boy. |
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Matthew Villani on May 27, 2006 @ 12:57 pm |
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Advice: If you’re gonna use a word, FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANS FIRST!!! |
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Adriana on May 27, 2006 @ 12:57 pm |
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Its funny how you bash groups such as cubans by calling us non-white yet you go and praise actual non-Whites. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!! |
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to: bigred on May 27, 2006 @ 12:58 pm |
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Do you even know what a mantra is? Or do you just pump out dumb meaningless insults and think that they mean something? |
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stefano on June 19, 2006 @ 5:06 pm |
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big red....get a life man! put one of those silly jewish hats on you and try to score some pussy or sumthing......in your case, gettin a hooker cuz thats the only way ull be able to fuck.
goddamn, in every joke ur the one who keep on posting shit non stop waiting for one of us to answer....u posted freaking 12 times in this joke..jesus christ.....r u so desperate for attention? do u feel so lonely lil boy? awwwww wuts wrong? poor fella.
imma have to go now, ur mom is asking for more, cant keep a woman waiting u know?
so SHAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOOOM u silly wanker! |
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bigred on June 21, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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stefi you are a real cool homeboy, we all think your da man and da women both, you are the man of lamancho and the girl in pink, oh well, you either you choose chiclet boy. |
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Matthew Villani on June 21, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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LOL, good one Stefano! Bigred is just a little boy starved of attention so he decides to be an internet troll. |
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classylady on July 30, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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Ah...the Jews...the pigs who killed Christ...the animals...the filth...don’t insult Italians...your lower than...........u know who!!! ( very dirty people ugh) |
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dont be so glib on September 12, 2006 @ 3:37 pm |
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no way jews are white. I have seen jews as dark as italians so there is no way jews are white. and who the hell thinks grease balls like italians are white. |
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