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Posted by: allan burt on May 6, 2006 @ 2:45 pm

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Why do Italians dislike Jehovah’s Witnesses?

Italians don’t like any witnesses


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From: bigred on May 8, 2006 @ 12:51 pm
Comment: that is sooooooo funny, keepum comming our way, i know mat villene will like this one, he tells funny jokes too, mat viline is cool.

From: Ernie on May 10, 2006 @ 1:18 pm
Comment: Once again, Mr. Burt, you have proferred another pleasing - but pointed - Italian joke. Hey, if Italians cannot laugh at themselves then we’ll do it for them.

From: bigred on May 11, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Comment: allan burt is the man, professor ernie is the main man, mat is berber, jen is cutting a rap album and its gettin ready to rain outside, i’m hungry and think i will go out for lunch and eat a piece of blueberry pie.

From: Matthew Villani on May 11, 2006 @ 10:50 am
Comment: Hey, do you think you look intelligent by deliberately, and inappropriately using large, often florid words, when common everyday words would suffice? Any reason you don’t like Italians? Italians and Sicilians have great food, the best women, superb culture, high IQs, the mafia, a rising high tech industry, and an ability to tolerate heat and cold in ways that Nordics and Blacks never could. Oh wait, I know why you don’t like Italians. Because a traditional Italian woman with morals who is looking for a real manly man would laugh you off as being a weakling. Don’t feel bad, my boy, maybe you’ll find yourself a nice, pig-faced, blonde blue eyed 500 pound "nordic goddess". LOL

From: bigred on May 12, 2006 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: all people offer good quilities, the greeks raise the finest goats worldwide, the cubans roll great cigars, the blacks play great basketball and cook great soul food, the mexican women are the hottest and who can discount the chineese gen ti’s chicken, don’t forget the italians putting out pizza pie and daddy spanking luigi for fun and the little italian monkey and the organ grinder, mat you should be proud of your african american heritage and learn to love all.

From: Honderheidl on May 15, 2006 @ 11:02 am
Comment: allan burt is one of my heroes! He always puts out short and funny quips on the I-talians!

From: bigred on May 17, 2006 @ 12:02 am
Comment: yes, i watch the berbers alot on t.v. i just love leave it to berber, little sammy berber smoking his crackpipe, wow, yes mat i’m sure your proud to be one of the berbers.

From: bigred on May 17, 2006 @ 12:02 am
Comment: yes indeed, allan burt is the man, i laugh so hard i can hardly eat my bowl of icecream and sometimes lose sleep by thinking of the jokes and i start laughing again, i know everyone loves allan burt, me , mat viline, adrini and our beloved prof ernie which keeps the site healthy , wealthy and fit as a fiddle, mat viline has a new jokesite called the rings of honer or something like that, if you tell a joke , you get a ring, all sponsered by lord mat soft drink company, which has gone out of business but still sponser a web site. good for mat vilene his joke board, were all laughing mat.

From: Matthew Villani on May 27, 2006 @ 12:57 pm
Comment: Hey dumbass, do you know what a Berber is, or no? I hate xenophobic antis like yourself.

From: bigred on May 30, 2006 @ 1:25 pm
Comment: berber and cheese, french fries and malted milk, my favorite.

From: villani is just coco on July 1, 2006 @ 2:13 pm
Comment: If italians don’t have big Jewish noses then they have those pig noses. Dirty choclate italians with pig noses and those negro eyes.

   
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