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Mix And Match
Posted by: allan burt on May 19, 2006 @ 2:55 pm
What do you get if you cross an Italian with a Jew ?
A cleaner who owns the building. |
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Matthew Villani on May 20, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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Ever notice the jokes Allan Burt tells puts the Jew on top and the Italian on the bottom? I’ll have you know, any area with a lot of Italians is a super prosperous area. |
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bigred on May 20, 2006 @ 10:38 am |
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once again allan burt hits the bullseye, where does he get this knowledge, a world leader, probably, the guru of jokes , most definately, a high five for the burt man, a low five for the none complients. |
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bigred on May 21, 2006 @ 11:36 am |
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it is obvious mr burt is a fine humanitarium, he keeps the good people at the top of the list and the scum at the bottom, always remember that please. |
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bigred on May 21, 2006 @ 11:37 am |
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statistics say the best ice cream is neopolitan, vanilla, choc and strawberry, statistics also say the best people mixed together by relationship are, chineese women and italian men, black women and polish men, white men and black women and iranian women and black men, other great food types include a traditional favorite of spag and meat sauce, pork fried rice and hot berber sauce and don’t forget lazanga with a slice of cornbread and sweet potatoe pie, ah diversity makes the world go round. |
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Desert Fox on May 22, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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bigred, aha, that’s pretty funny don’t you think ? black women with polish men , really ? does it work out ? |
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bigred on May 23, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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well i’m not sure if it works out, i’m not black but those are the latest stats on happy couples with the most potential and happyness, i think its great and i wish them well. |
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john on May 23, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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bigred,
let me add to your list. "statistics" also say the best people mixed together are British men with Swedish Women, German men with Nigerian Women, Martian men with woman from Jupiter uh uh Eskimo men with California men blah blah blah.
What are you drinking bitch? What is the source of your delusions? I wish I could have some of it.
If you love diversity so much why not first mix all Israeli men with Arab woman and vice versa in one generation. I think that should be the first step to "diversity" What the hell they are genetically the same anyway. |
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Silvio on May 24, 2006 @ 3:51 pm |
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bigred,
Statistics actually show that German woman and African men are the best mix.
Just look at the German model Heidi Klum marrying the African American named "Seal".
I wondered why a white woman would marry a non-white but then when I realized Heidi Klum was German I knew. Most German women don’t want anything to do with German men since they are basically jerkoffs by nature. Just like this Desert Fox scumbag.
I don’t blame German woman like Heidi Klum marrying and African. Because I know she wants to dilute that hideous German gene of hers and marry upwards!! |
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bigred on May 24, 2006 @ 3:52 pm |
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allan burt comes up with great jokes, this one called mix and match is great, ice cream and hot fudge, peanuts at the baseball park, beautiful women with men that don’t swear and mean racists people close to the crapper, all good mix and match combos, also burgers and fries or in italy, pizza and cigars, yes they do that too, a little fanfare for the boys at dirty jokes inc. |
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Silvio on June 6, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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Why do German women prefer to marry African men instead of German men?
Because German men are Jerkoffs!! |
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Silvio on June 19, 2006 @ 5:08 pm |
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I heard the black Professional German Soccer player named Odunkor has a German mother and a Ghanaian father. This just proves my point that German woman are just sick and tired of the jerkoff German men.
Most likely Odunkor’s German mom knew she would be improving the genetics of her children by marrying a Ghanaian man. I think she was definitely marrying upwards! |
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