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The Whole Truth
Posted by: allan burt on July 1, 2006 @ 2:25 pm
An Italian was on trial for rape.Standing in court the judge invited the accused to explain what had happened.
The Italian began,’ Well ,I took offa ma shirt,she took offa her shirt.I took offa ma pants,she took offa her pants.’
The judge interjected,’ Was there consent?’
The excited Italian blurted out,’ Si,your honour,I got cunt scent on my moustache,I got cunt scent on my fingers,I got cunt scent everywhere.’
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Silvio on July 2, 2006 @ 12:06 pm |
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allan burt,
I think you are confused! The person you described sounds a lot more like a German! |
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Antonio Banderos on July 2, 2006 @ 12:07 pm |
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What do you call crap and urine in a bowl?
Premium German Soup! |
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bigred on July 2, 2006 @ 12:07 pm |
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again a great joke, if you look at the content and use your nogin, you will see that it is funny and has teaching for the narrowminded as well, you see a joke like this makes me piss my pants laughing but for those who study gov stats it shows alot about the greaseball nation, to much pizza for some make them act in ways that are, well , bou hou jack daniels. |
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Desert Fox on July 4, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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I can’t stop laughing and got tears in my eyes. One of the best jokes I’ve read sofar, allan burt deserves an Oscar. |
| From: |
chimp on July 4, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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no that’s definately the type of retardation you only get from a wop ! |
| From: |
Silvio on July 5, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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Desert Fox,
You know who deserves an Oscar for best acting? You do for best fake laugh!!!!!!!!! |
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bigred on July 6, 2006 @ 12:31 pm |
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now chimpster, your comment for italians, in grease we trust, but what about in pizza we trust and the italian mamma that tells her son, in you i no trust, all good, all to familiar, but what can you say, so in grease we trust, just don’t steal the grease, greaseball. |
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Silvio on July 6, 2006 @ 12:31 pm |
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Anyone who "laughs" as hard as they pretend, about these Italian jokes, must have very boring and shallow lives. |
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bigred on July 7, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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now give credit where credit where credit is due, the italy boys are playing good soccer in that world cup event, but are you sure its the italians or did the old italian organ grinder suit up the monkeys to play, look close at the tv and you will see they look like little monkeys kicking the ball through the net. if thats the case, go monkeys, go italian women with big boobs, and go to jail for the rest of the sopranos. |
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chimp on July 7, 2006 @ 3:21 pm |
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bigred we live in troubled times. however we can always rely on this. italians give us a
sense of stability in our lives. you know they are always going to stink and lie and cheat.
its all in the genes. we know that they are always going to drip grease and that mamma
will always have a big pot of garlic spaghetti on the cooker and will be stuffing her fat
face with greasy pizza and matthew will continue in his crusade for gay marriage to be
legal. gay wops will celebrate the love between a man and a man at last. |
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Silvio on July 7, 2006 @ 3:21 pm |
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Why are Germans pale white?
So that they know when they are cumming or going! |
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bigred on July 7, 2006 @ 3:21 pm |
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people who laugh are happy and enjoy lives, the jokes are awesome and the best in cyberspace, those who don’t laugh are shallow like a empty cup of water, you know is the glass half full or half empty, ask your mamma to not burn the spaggetti sauce and you will laugh too greaseball. |
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Angelo on July 7, 2006 @ 3:22 pm |
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In all honesty the joke wasnt all that funny. And Keep in mind I have an open mind as far as that goes. Now about all those remarks about the greasyness of Italians. So what? Why do you people say ignorant stuff like that. If you look down on other people it just shows how much integrity and intelligence you have.
And Bigred how is this teaching for the narrowminded? that makes no sense!!!! Maybe if you used your noggin a little more you would realize all that "wop Bashing" you do is irrelevant. What do you hope to accomplish? |
| From: |
Matthew Villani on July 7, 2006 @ 3:22 pm |
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The only ones who find these funny are retarded people. |
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Antonio Banderos on July 8, 2006 @ 11:28 pm |
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Silvio,
Once again you are the man!!!! That German joke about how Germans look, act, and think like SPERM is VERY GOOD!!!! I HAD TEARS OF LAUGHTER WHEN I READ THAT GERMAN JOKE!!!!! LOL!!! I LITERALLY LAUGHED FOR 2 HOURS AFTER READING THAT FUNNY GERMAN JOKE. ACTUALLY I’M STILL LAUGHING AT IT!!!! LOL!!!!
The Germans are a very SPERMY race of people! I’ll bet that’s why everyone likes to call them (appropriately) Jerkoffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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bigred on July 8, 2006 @ 11:31 pm |
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now matthew when you make statements like this it shows you put all your eggs in one basket, people that find these joke funny are not all retarded, this is a joke site, what do you laugh at and why are you tuning into a jokesite with your wicked witch of the west mentality, why are you so miserable matthew, get on down and snatch up a piece of pizza or go to the park and sing with the birds, they will make you chirp too, chirp matty, chirp, chirp, help a italian change the grease in their hair, help a italian grandmama trim her mustache, do something, anything stingbean. |
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Desert Fox on July 8, 2006 @ 11:32 pm |
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A Polish and an Italian are hunting in the woods. Suddenly a
naked woman appears.
Italian: Boy, I could eat her!...
The Polish guy shoots.
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Angelo on July 9, 2006 @ 11:57 pm |
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Of course that is expected bigred is avioding any kind of questioning. Why? the answer is simple he has no real reason to hate people he is just ignorant. |
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Rex on July 9, 2006 @ 11:57 pm |
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Desert Fox,
Complete the rest of the joke.
The Polish guy shot the vicious German who was behind the woman about to kill her! |
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Mel Gibson on July 9, 2006 @ 11:58 pm |
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It looks like these German bigots don’t just hate Italians, but other Catholic ethnic groups as well.
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bigred on July 11, 2006 @ 4:21 pm |
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they say ignorance is bliss, grease is essential and fire island garlic breath is what fuels the italian economy, again, give grease a chance, let the garlic bulbs bloom and of course always invite matty to the 2nd grade recital, somebody has to be a clown. |
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chimp on July 11, 2006 @ 4:21 pm |
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3 cheers for Italy and their world cup win. It just shows that with lies cheating and referee
bribes those garlic munching freaks of nature can do anything. USA and Australia
robbed of their rightfull victories by oscar winning performances by the Italians and refs
paid to "look the other way". Man you even make portugal and argentina look like model
players and honest to boot. Italians have never been much for rules and morals anyway
so its no real surprise. Wops celebrate your hollow victory with garlic wine and mammas
spaghetti but know that in a fair world youd never cut it. grease on........................................ |
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bigred on July 11, 2006 @ 4:21 pm |
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bigred will avoid no questions or answers for that matter, no question from the soprano boys to greasy for me, although please insure you turn your head and wear a gasmask to avoid infiltrating the clean air with the fire island garlic breath. and thankyou, and boy did those little monkeys due the italian organ grinders proud in the world cup. |
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bigred on July 11, 2006 @ 4:22 pm |
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i hope nobody includes me as a biggot, this is a jokesite, i think everyone should encourage mama liguini to trim her mustache once a month and kindly tell the greaseballs to use mouthwash, heck if we didn’t have italians we’d put people out of work, there are lots of people employed cleaning greastraps. |
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chimp on July 12, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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yes this is a jokesite. its hard for our Italian friends to understand that. i think all that garlic
has robed them of any humour and the buildup of grease is stopping the flow of blood to
their heads. if you like your women with facial hair and noses that occupy most of their
faces and good morning garlic breath then thats your choice. give that monkey a day off
and have a good laugh. |
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TopOfTotemPole on July 12, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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Alright now I’m all for making fun of all ethnicities, even Germans and I’m one of them. But the grease thing is either getting played out or is lacking creativity. Make some references to packing wheelbearings for the mob, giving lube jobs, egocentricity, ethnocentricity, start in on the Haitians, niggers spics, polocks. It keeps things interesting |
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bigred on July 12, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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three cheers for the world cup , three cheers for mr burt, the chimpster and of course include the dirty jokes university, two cheers for mamma linguini and hairy italian women and of course one cheer of young matty as he prepares his journey for his 2nd semester at altoon jr college, he is doing well in his studies of learning how to burn garlic and water too. who what have thought he could have accomplished both these tasks in one year. |
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Angelo on July 13, 2006 @ 11:21 am |
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Well that just proves bigred is a big retard. He cant prove a solid arguement he just goes on and on about garlic breath, moustaches, and othewr things he is just proving himself a dumbass.
And honestly Italy did deserve that cup they played hard and there is no evidence to support any of chimps rants. Therefore he is just talking out of his ass. |
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Mario on July 13, 2006 @ 11:21 am |
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TopofTotemPole,
Why don’t you start out telling some German jokes about what scumbags the Germans are? It figures you krauts would come to an ethnic joke site to put down OTHER people!!
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bigred on July 14, 2006 @ 11:12 am |
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there is no arguments in jokesites, just as there is no crying in baseball, gov stats show that italians are the hairyest of all, these stats were give by the gillete razor blade company after they developed the gillete triple blade razor at the request of the old italian womens club to shave the rubish from their upper lip, heck, i honer the little monkeys as they won the world cup, i have chicita banana stock and its on the rise, a salute to the organ grinders monkeys and of course a middle finger salute to angelo vilone of the altoona sissy league. |
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Silvio on July 14, 2006 @ 11:12 am |
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Soccer games are like wars between nations and when the war was between Germany and Italy, the Italians CRUSHED the Jerkoff Germans!!! LOL!! |
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bigred on July 14, 2006 @ 11:12 am |
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now now you pipsqueek punks, this mario, this top, this angelo, say mean things about germans, say mean things about italians, say this say that, you greasy punks, this is a jokesite and you infiltrate with hogwash, hogwash i say to you punks, get a job review spam emails, trim your mammas mustache, anything that will keep you busy, hogwash i say. |
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bigred on July 14, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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the more i look at those polish jokes over there, the more i like that desert fox, now deserts are nice, like in phoenix, oh yea, and there are foxes there too, they are sent out on patrol to chase those big nose ginny caca roches away from the tourists, now if you need a good philosophical trooper, i say check in to the desertfox website, and if any greaseballs logon, make sure you clean that dirty garlic breath. |
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Matthew Villani on July 14, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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Italy won because Mediterraneans are the best at everything! ;-) |
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Angelo on July 15, 2006 @ 11:37 pm |
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HA! bigred cant take the heat. he has to resolve his differences but childish name calling. KEEP it up buddy you are doing a first rate job of showing how much of an idiot you really are!!! |
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Matthew Villani on July 15, 2006 @ 11:41 pm |
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BigRed, shut the fuck up about love and tolerance and me being a bigot because you’re the ultimate bigot hating us Italians. |
| From: |
Rosenda Policia on July 17, 2006 @ 10:20 am |
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Villani if you are so full of opinions then why don’t you moderate this site? Your so pitiful you stink. |
| From: |
Matthew Villani on July 24, 2006 @ 11:23 am |
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Once again, I would moderate but the this site is being currently moderated by a donkey, to use a more polite term. |
| From: |
bigred on July 26, 2006 @ 11:39 am |
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you can’t moderate this site because your greasy. |
| From: |
pure as snow on July 30, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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hey villani why bother to shower,the brown does not wash off. its permanent |
| From: |
chimp on July 31, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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matthew vilyanit could not moderate this site. you need a higher level of intelligence and
to not be a bigot. he would turn this site into some greasy italo love in with how to make
pizza pie at home recipees and family photo albums and nigerion love poems. now let
the jokes flow like warmed up olive oil. |
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Matthew Villani on August 5, 2006 @ 11:23 am |
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to Chimp: Apparently you’re wrong in that you seemingly don’t need a high level of intelligence like I have to moderate this site, a trained monkey could moderate this website.
To "pure as snow": You’re probably part AmerInd or part Lapp or part Eskimo, but I know your idea of white is a mixture of Anglo and AmerInd that is weak and only indulges in stuffy activities such as going to the ballet, and you hate pure Whites such as myself and you hate whites that aren’t candy asses. Have you ever seen a brown person before? Like an East Indian? Or is your idea of brown anyone who doesn’t sunburn from a 4 watt nightlight bulb? |
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bigred on August 6, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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mattqw, idea of brown is you, shit for brains. |
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Marco Aurelio on August 12, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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In a recent national survey swamp yankees were asked what they feared the most.
Here are their top answers.
1. their wives going to bed with Italian men (it happens all too often.)
2. having to stop eating fatty burgers
3. having to go back to school to learn how to read and spell words
4. dating a real woman
5. going to the gym to shed a bit of fat from their large bellies
6. playing soccer
7. voting for a president who is not a mental retarded
8. wearing clean clothes
9. driving faster than 30 m/h
10. producing a movie with a screenplay that makes sense |
| From: |
Drew on August 29, 2006 @ 3:21 pm |
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Good Stuff |
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snowman on August 31, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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if a whiteman had any indian in him-wouldn’t he look like an Italian since Italians look the same.italians always played the native americans in the old days because they look the same . |
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