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Posted by: allan burt on July 14, 2006 @ 11:05 am
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.An Italian Customs Officer stops them and says, ’ It’sa illegal to putta five people in a Quattro.’
’ Vot do you mean its illegal, ’ asks the German driver, ’
’ Quattro meansa four ,’ replies the Italian official.
’ Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile,’ the German replied with disbelief, ’ look at ze papers,zis car is designed to kerry five persons.’
’ You canta pulla thata one on me,Quattro meansa four,you hava fiva people inna your car therefore you breakin the law.’
The German said, ’ You idiot,call your supervisor over here.I vant to speak to someone with more intelligence.’
’ Sorry,’ reponds the Italian official, ’ he canta come because he’sa busy dealing witha two guys in a Fiat Uno.’ |
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bigred on July 15, 2006 @ 11:36 pm |
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yes a good joke to the greaseballs, but do they understand the content of the joke, you see, the jokes intitled crazy, but the italy boys don’t understand, they thought you said lazy, and the cutoms officer sat on the chair and wavied them by while sitting on his fat ass and picking his big snozola, i guess the moral of the story is gov stats say italians are the laziest people on earth but who knows. |
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Matthew Villani on July 15, 2006 @ 11:41 pm |
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You only find morons like that in north Italy, and as we all know, north Italians are really just Germans with an i at the end of their last names. |
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chimp on July 17, 2006 @ 10:18 am |
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hehehe yes great joke. italian stupidity in all its element. watch out for the grease buildup
on italian roads though as it can be dangerous. oh and never pick up italo hitchhikers
cos you will need so much degreaser and that garlic smell never goes away. |
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Angelo on July 17, 2006 @ 10:19 am |
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Bigred just stop it. You are making yourself look bad |
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bigred on July 17, 2006 @ 10:20 am |
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now we have jmattaw villain is attacking the northern italians, what is wrong with this young racist. |
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Silvio on July 18, 2006 @ 3:31 pm |
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Soccer is like a war, and all I know is that certain people are jealous that we Italians CRUSHED the Germans in soccer!!! LOL!
It was a delicious victory!!!! |
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chimp on July 18, 2006 @ 3:33 pm |
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matthew villain obviously has some problems and is a bigot. yes the italos are the laziest
people with the greeks coming in a close second as determined by the united nations. |
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bigred on July 18, 2006 @ 3:34 pm |
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this one is for jmattaw angela vialleen, it finally came to me today as i was out on my morning bike jaunt, you are jealous of the positive posters on this site, their are a select few here that are bright and funny people, allan burt, prof ernie, the chimpster, and of course me too, your direct assult in your negative greasy tone are amazing, you want to be like me, positive, happy, always smiling and laughing, and quite the ladies man for all the big bom bom italian women, are you sad you can’t have any punk boy, take notes pipsweek and maybe someday you will have happiness too. but until then you will be just the stringbean greasy boy. |
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Matthew Villani on July 21, 2006 @ 12:15 pm |
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Bigred, I’m jealous of the positive posters on this site? Now, you’re awfully confused, how could I be jealous of myself?! Oh.....your idea of a positive poster is a cheesy joke teller (Allan Burt), a stuffy, verbose wannabe professor who uses long, unnescessary paragraphs to convey the same meaningless tripe that every other liberal can manage to express in two or three sentences (Ernie), an anti-Italian jealous bigot (chimp), another anti-Italian bigot who also likes to post vulgar crude disgusting filth (you). It’s funny that you xenophobic liberals call ME a bigot when you devote your entire lives to hating Italians. Hey I’m sorry you weren’t born Italian like me, but GET OVER IT AND SHUT UP! |
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bigred on July 23, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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stuffy, tripe, verbose, xenophobic, cheesy, vulgur, whats up with the big words punk, use really bigwords like greasy, this is a greasy site, get with the program mattew and get greasy, two fingers up, the greasy sign please. |
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chimp on July 23, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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jealousy is such a childish trait. and xenophobic is a big word for someone with such a
small brain. bigred has a lot to offer and is very wise. i believe we could all learn a lot
about tolerance from him. i am certainly not a bigot. i am very tolerant of everyone. i
mean just last week i steped aside for a greaseball mamma doing her garlic shoping. i
am so nice and maybe sometimes too nice but hey what can you do. |
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Angelo on July 23, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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You see it just goes to show you what kind of person bigred is. He cannot justify his rants by any means, he just starts talking nonsense. He is a loser. |
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allan burt on July 23, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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Villani,
How can you describe me as a cheesy joke teller?Given the subject matter of my jokes I must be referred to as a greasy joke teller.
Matthew,why can you not be as perceptive as bigred,he could teach you a thing or two. |
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Antonio Banderos on July 24, 2006 @ 11:21 am |
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allan burt,
Stop your dumb rants The reason why you are a vulgar anti-Italian bigot is because you are a German Scumbag. PERIOD END OF STORY.
So any perceived "deficiencies" about Italians by you is because of your low life German parents who taught you to be a good German bigot! |
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franco on July 24, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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wow i did not know i was viewing a white trash,trailer park page.this is to big redneck,i did not know you can purchase a computer with food stamps.and for allan burt the joke was funny .keep your comments for white hooded brothers you ignorant redneck. |
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bigred on July 24, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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thankyou gentlemen for the kind words, again matty and angela or for now i will just call you punk and punket or spagetti and meatballs, now angela to justify your rants is like the greasy greaseball with ants in his pants, jumping up and down like a crackhead, angela i hope your not a crackhead but you act like one from your comments. |
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Angelo on July 24, 2006 @ 11:23 am |
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to alan Burt
Oh yeah bigred is really perceptive. He has such a myopic view on life. Im sorry but I have to laugh out loud. |
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Matthew Villani on July 24, 2006 @ 11:23 am |
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Yeah I know Chimp, you should grow up a little and stop being so jealous of us Italians. And xenophobic is what you are (as evidenced by your diss at an Italian for having Italian ancestry). Bigred is a bestion of tolerance? HAHAHHAA! You and bigred are very tolerant of everyone who kisses your asses and agrees with every word you say, everyone else, you act like a bigot towards them. "Greaseball" doesn’t sound very tolerant to me, sounds more along the lines of bigotry to me. I know you wish you could be Italian, it’s so transparent, so evident. Just admit it, you’re jealous, and be done with it. |
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chimp on July 24, 2006 @ 2:50 pm |
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thats the kind of sissy ass arogance that id expect from you. wops are unbelievable. with
your big egos and even bigger noses i dont even know how you can get your heads
through the door but i guess all that greasy skin has its advantages. as for being jealous
you gotta be joking. thanks but im happy being white and not having to shave my back
every week. and i wouldnt be seen dead in one of those goofy looking grease mobiles
that break down every 50 miles. you enjoy the greasy life but im happy with who i am. |
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bigred on July 24, 2006 @ 2:51 pm |
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we have francosita, angela and antonio bend vilonea, aka, mattaw the 1/4 pound and 1/4 pound diliuted greaseball with 1/2 nigerion from his mammas side which he says are white people, understanding this concept is fairly easy mattsy if you understand ginetics, which i do, meat , grease cooked with lards is very offensive to the nostrils, has been known to kill flowers, please explain to the happy people on this forum how you consider yourself to be italian when you can’t speak , read, or write the language and your not 100 percent, please explain sissyboy. |
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Antonio Banderos on July 25, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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bigred its the other way around.
I’m not anyone else but you are chimp and allan burt.
Its too bad you were born German. I guess I too would enjoy insulting other ethnic groups to take my mind off of the fact that I am German if GOD FORBID I was German.
All I can say is Italy is number 1 and Germany sucks like in Soccer. |
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bigred on July 25, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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the people that laugh at jokes because the jokesite is funny is good, now why are the greaseballs complaining about the people who think the jokes are funny, why do you tune in matty the troll, why do you tune in sissyboy angela and matt fransita, why are you racist trolls here, you punks sure call the kettle black or in your case call the kettle greasy, matt from altoon, the italian that does not know how to speak italian, do you speak italian punk, matty, how do you say i’m a sissy stringbean punk in italian, tell us malaka. |
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bigred on July 25, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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now matt my most sissy friend, a little polish humor that goes well with grease, they say a person is either good, bad or stupid, you have all three of these qualities and you should consider yourself lucky, your a good sissy stringbean , meak in stature but big in nostrel, a bad speller but trying to get your jr college diploma and a stupid 1/4 mixed nigerion blend that yerns for greatness but thinks greatness comes once a year, matty, go shit yourself. |
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Angelo on July 25, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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Bigred??? What do you know about genetics? lol |
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bigred on July 26, 2006 @ 11:39 am |
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no i am not the burtman, he is funny with the jokes and is a good speller, no i am not the chimp, he is smart and educated with the terms of enderment for the greaseballs and certainly understanding of their many shortcomings, they are crafty with a humanistic approach to the side, yes, i walk alone threw the dirty jokes village trying to avoid grease splatter. a small wheather update now, my town, very sunny, most of the country and world , very sunny, altoon valley and italy, greasy. |
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Silvio on July 26, 2006 @ 11:39 am |
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Antonio Banderos, Your right on brother!! Everyone hates the jerkoff Germans.
bigred,
NEWSFLASH! You are an idiot because you can’t help your German nature. Everything you say is jibberish.
By the way, what did you think about the Italians kicking the asses of those jerkoff Germans?? |
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bigred on July 26, 2006 @ 11:39 am |
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although i am retired, at one time i was a science and genetics teacher at the local university, yes i know alot about genetics, more then most i presume, more then you angela i assure. |
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woptime on July 26, 2006 @ 11:40 am |
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let’s talk about americans obesity.. |
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bigred on July 26, 2006 @ 11:40 am |
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just imagine, a site moderated by matti villaine, all the spaggette and meatballs you could eat, a site full of love served up by the chockalate bunny, italian love poems, cool little pictures of mattew as a baby greaseball, the whole nine yards, even mamma v fitting matty for his first plates in his lips and his first congo recital, my he was such a cute little berber. |
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chimp on July 26, 2006 @ 11:40 am |
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i can asure you that bigred is not the chimpster though yes we both highly intelligent and
see what italians have been trying to hide for years. whites will always be targeted by
italians just like the jews have been persecuted by germans. italians will always try to
blame others for their genetic misfortunes. we must pity wops because the world has
moved fast and they are lost in the dark ages desperatly clinging to their greasy way of
life. sure italian plastic surgeons have a challenge ahead and their work wil never be
done and well they can only do so much with what they have to work with anyway. laser
body waxing has given wops everywhere at least some hope in a beautifull world but a
sense of humour can never be bought like a ovepriced gucci handbag made in the
backstreets of taiwan. grease is the word. |
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Angelo on July 28, 2006 @ 11:51 am |
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Bigred HA that is all Bullshit. You were never a Professor. For one your grammer is atrocious. You act childish and your genetic terminology is just wrong. so you have no idea what you are talking about and Im a university biology student and im sorry but you have the mindset of a 5 year old at best. |
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bigred on July 28, 2006 @ 11:52 am |
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at this time i would like to thank all the fine people of the world for all the great qualities they offer us, its amazing how everyone has something different to throw in the mix, i would especially like to thank a smart polack, mr. matski vilchetski for making a new product that repels bad breath and grease that i bought on ebay recently, a fine day to all. |
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bigred on July 29, 2006 @ 4:37 pm |
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i don’t need to justify my background to anyone but a brief overview. i’m from pittsburgh and have completed studies in italian literature from the melon institute in the burgh and did advanced studies in african cultures at penn st univ where i’ve merged these cultures into one symposium for studenta to study african and italian gentics which i’ve proved are almost identical, i’ve come to a simple conclusion, the africans are much smarter but the italians are better at stealing and worse hygeane, the africans are much stronger but the italians are much more greasy, these findings are true. |
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chimp on July 30, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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bigred its so good for someone to speak the truth and back it all with facts. it also
endorses my belief that endangered gorillas may survive with the help of Italo genes and
cross breeding that results in a more hairy greasy and dirty animal but with the cunning
survival skills of the italian. this will ensure the gorilla will survive and provide extra cast
members for the new series of the sopranos. if your facts dont silence the bigots who
frequent this board then i dont know what will. |
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Angelo on July 30, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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Bigred keep it up buddy you are doing a first rate job of making yourself look like an idiot!!! |
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bigred on July 31, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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thankyou chimpster for the warm and heartfelt comments, hey you gotta tell it like it is and hopefully one of these greasy bomboms will be able to take advantage of the wisdom and guidance that this site has to offer , there are many wise teachers for the ginny greasemattas to learn from. |
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bigred on August 2, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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if all would look at the substance of chimpmeisters comments on the 30th, the way the words flow would make any italian proud to mentioned in this analogy, hairy, greasy, beastly, isn’t that what the soprano cast members are, and aren’t the boys of grease trying to be like them and aren’t the women trying to avoid them, very accurate my friend, i figure the italians should be able to grasp at that as quick as they avoid mouthwash. |
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bigred on August 5, 2006 @ 11:21 am |
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whats the differance between italian men and not paying your bills on time? not much |
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Matthew Villani on August 5, 2006 @ 11:23 am |
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I wonder what bigred/chimp/allan burt does with his welfare check he gets every month? He probably spends it on ramen noodles at a dime a pack, since that’s the only way he’d be able to afford all this time on the net. |
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bigred on August 6, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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more time on net means free time, which means retirement, which means health money vehichles which means not greasy, which means matt valone greasy and poor and hairy but used to eat ramen noodles when i was poor like vilat which is very greasy and poor. |
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chimp on August 6, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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when humour and greaseball antics meet there will always be friction. people like bigred
and myself will always see that the truth is told and the dignity of the human race is
maintained. this is no place for the bigotry and hatred that so many of you seem hellbent
on bringing to this site. |
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Angelo on August 7, 2006 @ 10:40 am |
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Retirement??? Why the fuck am I paying this geezer’s Social Security??? |
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Desert Fox on August 9, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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Italy is the problem child of the European Union, the same goes for Spain and Portugal. Mudditerraneans are not used to work , they prefer to rip off people and prostitute their sisters and wives. Don’t ask Italians to speak English French or German, they don’t even know how to speak Italian correctly.
I live in northern Europe, in a country that had to welcome thousands of greaseball immigrants in the sixties, I can tell you one thing : most Italians who left Italy are downright dumb, really. They all have that tiny italian flag on their car, well, if they miss the garlic and grease so much then they should go back south. |
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Mario on August 9, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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chimp,
You seem to know a lot about how a bigot thinks! |
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chimp on August 10, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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nice work there desert fox. look and learn from the wisdom. Italo greaseballs have
infested all the decent countries of the world bringing with them their lies and immoral
ways like the cockroaches they are. then these knucle draging hairy backs have the
audacity to bitch and moan about how everything is better back in the old country. i mean
they couldn’t get out of those disease ridden slums they created quick enough but my
how short their memories are. pity their noses are bigger than their brains. they speak
like retards in some sort of italo/english cross language and breathe that plastic melting
garlic breath over everyone and run if they see hard work. |
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bigred on August 11, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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chimp certainly has a way of making the comments flow, desert fox makes some very solid comments on his post that are backed up by statistics, i think a good name for the italian soccer team would be the italian hairy backs or the italian roaches. |
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Angelo on August 11, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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Chimp you are a dumbass. You should speak for yourself when you say Immoral ways. Honestly, This world is not moral, if it were we wuold all go to church on sunday and everything would be a theocracy. Think about it dumbass |
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chimp on August 11, 2006 @ 2:41 pm |
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its good to see the quality of the comments here just getting better and better. as garlic
fries in grease in backstreet italo ghettos scholars and academics come here to learn the
truth about the big nosed soprano lifestyle. money might buy plastic surgery but the truth
is priceless. then again you get people like angelo completly out of their depth in a sea of
intellegence. since when did going to church = morality. thats probably the most retarded
thing you’ve said to date. |
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bigred on August 11, 2006 @ 2:43 pm |
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angela, i thinkyou should be thinking of bigger matters then the ones you expressed, like trimming you snoz hairs, or maybe getting graphs for the big boils and welts growing on your kisser. |
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bigred on August 11, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
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angela, i thinkyou should be thinking of bigger matters then the ones you expressed, like trimming you snoz hairs, or maybe getting graphs for the big boils and welts growing on your kisser. |
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Angelo on August 12, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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Bigred Oh my god you cannot pull anything intelligent out of your head. All the childlike poking fun of Italian insults you say are the same. But you keep pulling the same shit out of your ass and maybe when you get intelligent enough to think of a decent argument you can maybe look somewhat intelligent. |
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Desert Fox on August 13, 2006 @ 8:15 am |
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bigred, I don’t know where you get that funny way of writing and teasing the italians but I think it’s time you write a book about it. Really |
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bigred on August 15, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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thankyou mr fox, i believe thats a good idea, when i do i will title it the life and times of the infested nation or grab your garlic bulb and run for cover. |
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Angelo on August 16, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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Well you could title it bigred the life and times of a stupid, impotent,senile old man who has nothing better to do than to write a dumbass book.
also You are retired. Go mow your fucking grass or do something constructive to the world. If im paying SS then you better spend your money wisely. |
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Silvio on August 16, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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bigred
Apparently you have a very shallow life to be obsessed with pushing Anti-Italian Bigotry.
Your just very jealous that the Italians DEFEATED the Germans in soccer!! |
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Matthew Villani on August 16, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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I don’t think BigRed and Desert Fox will last very long as allies, one is a nordicist and also a racist, and one is a nordicist anti-racist. The real fun begins when it’s discovered that Desert Fox agrees with me about Blacks and Mexicans and Jews, and then the two lovers start having their little lover’s quarrel. Plus it’s funny how Bigred confuses welfare with retirement. |
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bigred on August 17, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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allis mattqaki, i think the fox is funny and he thinks your a nitwit, i,m not from your side of the track punk and believe it when you here in grease we trust. |
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Rodney Luther King on August 20, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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Anyone got fried chicken to go with the grease????? |
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Matthew Villani on August 20, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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I don’t think you’ll like Desert Fox much anymore when he starts bashing your beloved gays. Heh heh heh. |
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bigred on August 22, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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the desert fox has made some very impressive evaluations and contributes to this website, bigred is not gay and has been with the most beautiful women of the world, mattsy on the other hand remember grease is the word, garlic is for the ginnys and your a punk. |
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Samara Morgan on August 22, 2006 @ 3:23 pm |
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BigRed, how much time exactly do you spend on the internet? I’m sure that, based upon the amount of time you spend daily posting on this website, your hygeine has suffered greatly, even worse than it was to begin with. I would guess that you smell worse than the bottom of a well, and I have the unfortunate experience of knowing all too well what the bottom of a well smells like. |
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Some Jewish Guy on August 22, 2006 @ 3:24 pm |
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don’t think you’ll like Desert Fox much anymore when he starts bashing your beloved gays. Heh heh heh."
Why do you say that mattsy? I thought you yourself was on the pink team. |
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Mr. Garrison on August 23, 2006 @ 11:12 am |
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Can’t we all just get alonnng...... Mr. Hat forgives you children |
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bigred on August 24, 2006 @ 11:23 am |
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a good point, mattsy viltawk you have got to stop calling people gay, your the only one on this website that refers to people in those statement, is it on your mind, most have assumed your gay and the pink team may discribe your favorite coler, so as the football season starts soon i know you will be rooting for your favorite team, the fighting altoon community college garlic pinksters. |
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chimp on August 25, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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lol bigred yes this matthew villan seems to have a garlic infatuated queer eye |
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Matthew Villani on August 27, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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To Samara Morgan: Thank you! It’s good to see some intelligent minds here like yourself and Angelo and a few other intelligent people (including the intelligent people who disagree with me) .
To the jewish guy, bigred, chimp, and all the other moronic types: If you love gay people so much then why do you use it as an insult against people you don’t like? Can you answer that? |
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bigred on August 29, 2006 @ 3:21 pm |
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basically mattsy, no one has tried to insult you, the statements you’ve made and the way you carried on with gay posters only gave every indication that your a member of the pink club, the commi pinks and the presidedent of the gay pride international rights committee, where the shoe proud greaseball. be proud your blended, a prefect combination of garlic , grease and stupidity. |
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Some Jewish Guy on August 29, 2006 @ 3:22 pm |
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Just because I tolerate gay people, doesn’t mean I can appreciate gay jokes and such. You on the other hand are really letting out your latent homosexual urges by gay bashing here. |
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