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The Lesson
Posted by: allan burt on July 29, 2006 @ 5:01 pm
Roberto walks into work one day and says, ’Eh,Tony,you know who’sa George Washington?’
Tony says ,’ No, who’sa George Washington?’
Roberto says,’ Ha,George Washington was the first President of the United States.I’m a go to night school,learn all about the United States and become a US citizen.’
A few days later Roberto walks into work and says, ’Eh, Tony you know who’sa Abraham Lincoln?’
Tony says,’ No,who’sa Abraham Lincoln?’
Roberto says,’Ha,Abraham Lincoln was the sixteenth President of the United States.I’m a go to night school,learn all abou the United States and become a US citizen.’
A guy in the back of the shop shouts,’ Yo, Roberto.You know who Salvatore Luciano is?’
Roberto says,’ No I don’ta know who Salvatore Luciano is.’
The guy yells back, ’ He’s the one who’s been fucking your wife while you were at night school.’ |
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bigred on July 30, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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now this joke combines education, humor and history, now educationally speaking roberto the mexican was smart and gave the greaseball tony correct answers, history wise it show the bignosed ginnys are of low moral standards and commit adultry and are very lazy telling jokes when they should be working and not sitting on their fat asses, humor wise it show the gumba greaseballs don’t know the differance in any of these teachings and scratch their flees, take a bath greaseball. |
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bigred on July 30, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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actually this is one of the best jokes presented to the forum lately, i give credit where credit due, did you see how roberto the mexican immigrant was dilegent about going to night school and learn about history where the stupid greaseball tony knew nothing about anything and the mexican taught him alots, it shows that to much grease clogs up your learning potential but not the ability to lie and cheat, i guess what i learned from this besides laughing to stitches is more school and less stupidity from the bignosed ginnys. |
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Angelo on July 30, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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Man this joke was retarded |
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bigred on July 31, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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the joke may seem retarded angela if you can’t reason and i’ve told you before punk , no grease good reason, lot of grease no reason, the simple thing is your stupid, know go shit yourself greaseball. |
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chimp on July 31, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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now this is an excellent joke but jokes do not have to reflect reality to be funny. the only
thing these italos are interested in learning is all in the sopranos dvds. they study them
religously so they can be better criminals. its a fact that they are now shown in italien
schools as a teaching aid. normal people want to be better educated but why study when
you can collect welfare and grow garlic bulbs and live in the gutter. |
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Angelo on July 31, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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Bigred you are a knownothing. Obviously you get some kind of satisfaction putting other people down and it is you my racist bigot retarded friend that has no moral standards,unless you can prove otherwise intelligently because everything you post is a joke in itself, and Roberto was ibvioulsy Italian not mexican... der. |
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Lin on August 1, 2006 @ 11:54 am |
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If you read the joke correctly its the guy in the back that makes the remark and doesn’t say if he’s Mexican or Italian. |
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glenn on August 1, 2006 @ 11:55 am |
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every exchange here is stupid. it’s obvious that chimp, allan burt, and bigred are all the same person. and btw, it’s also apparent that italians arent as accepted as many of them desperately want to be. its sad, in a pathetic sort of way... |
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bigred on August 2, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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glenn ole boy, same comments different day, leave the observations and your use of big words like obvious to the obvious, the joke maker, since this is a joke site, be happy and lin he’s mexican, the name roberto is mexican, the name, thats the clue. |
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bigred on August 2, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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now glenn i’m amazed at your comments, every exchange is not stupid, there funny, also how could you ever think all these people are the same, allan burt is funny and full of comical wit, the chimpster is smart and comes back with the repitwa of a highly educated and well rounded comedian, i’m the one who everyone picks on and says is stupid, but gee wizz, this is a joke site and we are here to have fun. |
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EOTW on August 2, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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Lin read the accent |
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bigred on August 2, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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lin, i like your style, good job on being optimistic, not a negative overtone in your post, although, now who’s to say if and what your reading is correct, remember lin, to be optimistic is correct and to be italio is greasy, similer to mama spagnoti accepting her mustache in a positive way. |
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Michael on August 2, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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Why don’t u go to hell bigred and chimp. U have no idea what the f*** u are talking about
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chimp on August 2, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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yes italiens are very pathetic but hey rome wasnt built in a day because choc ginneas
dont have any concept of work. the more i hear about this mel gibson the more i like him.
he is very wise. |
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bigred on August 3, 2006 @ 12:02 pm |
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michael, hey punk, why infiltrate your nastiness here, get on down to grease barrel sissy boy. |
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glenn on August 3, 2006 @ 12:03 pm |
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lol, hahahahahahahahahaha. alright big red, i’ll give u that.... |
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Jack Daniels on August 3, 2006 @ 12:04 pm |
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wow u guys are naive.
and roberto is italian, not mexican.
u americans wouldn’t know since you don’t even know the different between your asshole and your elbow! |
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bigred on August 4, 2006 @ 5:23 pm |
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one thing about glenn is he is a equal opportunity jokester, a good thing, he is also a member of the dirty joke fraternity and does not subscribe to the greasy one in the altoon burg, where are you mattsy , have you gone south to cook the spoiled pizza, can’t the heat punk, good to have glenn back on board and good to see mati valonski enjoying the heat. |
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I must say on August 4, 2006 @ 5:24 pm |
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I must say,
As an objective watcher,
The biggest Assholes in the world reside in Germany.
Sorry Germans but you know this is true! |
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chimp on August 4, 2006 @ 5:24 pm |
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Jack Daniels
what an interesting choice of name for someone who is an anti american bigot. now if
you used the name retard or spazo then maybe your post may have come close to
making some sense but alas it is pointless. even better use your real name of guido or
luigi or mario spagnalotti. mexicans and italos essentialy are from the same gene pool
anyway.
Michaela you need to consider some anger management and maybe some garlic breath
cleaner. |
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bigred on August 5, 2006 @ 11:21 am |
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good wisdom chimp again a point for jack daniels the trashcan drunk or fat soprano beer belly crackhead, wow, how easy it to be negative and easier to be greasy and garlic infested, doesn’t take much work , does it crackhead jack. |
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bigred on August 5, 2006 @ 11:21 am |
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i don’t want you to think that we don’t like you matt vilane, but since you don’t post anymore i just wanted to tell you hi and corjelly invite you to go shit yourself. |
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Angelo on August 5, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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Chimp man you are a freaking idiot. I cannot believe someone with your level of intelligence knows how yo even turn on the computer. You know absolutely nothing about genetics just like that fucking dumbass "bigred" you cannot prove anything you are just simply put a fucking retarded pice of shit. unless you can give me a real scientific study, reaserch, etc that proves otherwise then please shut the fuck up.
P.S. and I mean real research not that talking out of your ass bullshit. |
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Silvio on August 5, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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Go to hell chimp you anti-Italian vulgar German Nazi Bigot.
It seems your good at what Germans are known for. Being a German Jerkoff!!! |
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I must say on August 5, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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chimp,
No offense but your name is quite appropriate for your animal German heritage! |
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Matthew Villani on August 5, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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to Glenn: I haven’t seen you post here in along time. Welcome back. As you can see bert is starting shit again. But what do you mean when you say Italians aren’t accepted?
to BigRed: I’m still here, I just don’t slave over a computer typing up mindless drivel 24/7. I have something called a life. Maybe you should try it. I know in your fantasy world you think you’re effective but you’re about as sharp as a rubber ball. |
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bigred on August 5, 2006 @ 11:24 am |
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as a objective watcher i must say the geasyiest and most garlic infested chaps and chapettes reside in italy, sorry greaseballs but this is true. |
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I must say on August 6, 2006 @ 11:02 am |
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but bigred what about all the assholes in Germany?
What about them??
Do you like them? |
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bigred on August 9, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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as the summer heads into the home stretch , the famous dirty jokes inc keeps on rolling full steam ahead, at this time a kind request of mr allan burt to post a new fine italio joke, the jokes as everyone knows keeps are live complete and balanced, as all our greasy friends know, a day without our postive posts here is like a day without garlic. |
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Angelo on August 11, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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bigred you are THE joke. You are also pathetic... You have my pitty |
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bigred on August 11, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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mattaw, your insults from the post on aug 5th are not effective, mindless drivel, something called a life, sharp as a rubber ball, where do you learn to evaluate other peoples talent levels, where on earth have you learned these skills at such a young age, are your skills earned from qualifications, experience or just plain good old fashioned stupidity, your amazing garlic boy, i would just once like for you to tell the forum of what you have accomplished in this world besides being a greasy blend, what has the rubber hit the road taught you besides i have something called a life. |
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Silvio on August 12, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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bigred you sound like a typical vulgar, disgusting idiot German.
What happened to you Germans? Why are you all so screwed up?? |
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TopOfTotemPole on August 12, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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Many people change the world for the better every day, and many times goes unrecognized. Consider James Earl Ray. What have you done to better the world big red? |
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bigred on August 13, 2006 @ 8:14 am |
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for starter i post wisdom to the greasy nation in hopes that one day they will stop getting used to their smell and be able to speak to someone with out that person having to wear a gasmask, that should be enough for you to appreciate. |
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Matthew Villani on August 16, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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*YYYYYAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWN* bigred AKA bert is still typing the same boring bullshit. Does your mind run on loop? Are you only able to type insults directed towards Italians. You know, greasy, bignose, garlic breath, poor hygiene type comments. Try something new for a change. Maybe you can try getting rid of all the mold and mushrooms growing in your house/trailer. |
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Silvio on August 18, 2006 @ 11:30 am |
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Matthew,
Bigred is nothing but a typical arrogant bigmouth German idiot. Don’t listen to this bitch and the other German Jerkoffs! |
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TopOfTotemPole on August 20, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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Leave the germans out of it, we have fine women |
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Matthew Villani on August 20, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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Silvio, I think you’re right, however I do wish more Germans were like my wonderful grandmother who married a wonderful Italian man (my Italian grandfather), but unfortunatley, I guess most Germans are like BigRed. |
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glenn on August 23, 2006 @ 11:09 am |
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to villani: because, villani...let’s get real. being that you’re italian, or at least part italian - like most of your people you are ignorant of the history of italians in not only this country, but around the world. allow me to give you a history lesson - all of which was written by italian scholars. feel free to research this:
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glenn on August 23, 2006 @ 11:09 am |
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italians did not always possess this urgent vigor to assume this refreshing "oppressive white man" identity so many are fond of because they wouldn’t dare to. as a matter of fact, this idea is only 35 years old. ask any first or second generation italian-american from the first big wave of immigration in the 1880s if they felt as equal as other ’whites". most will say no because the italians of the past knew discrimination. they were discriminated against in jobs (and the american mafia was a result of this) and they were put in segregated schools in the south for a substantial period of time. when there was segregation in baseball, some italians were put in the negro leagues. during world war 2, italian-americans on the west coast were detained just like german and japanese -americans. and in 1891, one of the largest american lynchings took place when 11 sicilian immigrants in new orleans were hanged and president roosevelt condoned it. |
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glenn on August 23, 2006 @ 11:09 am |
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as a matter of fact, the second largest ethnic group to be lynched in the south behind blacks is italians. and you ask me why they’re not unconditionally accepted?
if you ask me i don’t think italians should be so pro-white when it was these groups that hated them not long enough ago. i mean you have thousands of italian-americans in this country who are quick to grab a baseball bat when some black or hispanic walks in their neighborhood, but they fail to remember it was them who were chased out of the irish and anglo neighborhoods of the past. so many italians are quick to convey their white identity when so many forget their dark features were subject to discrimination and at times violence. |
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glenn on August 23, 2006 @ 11:10 am |
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think about it - italians are dark, they’re catholic, their names are not anglicized, and they were the only white ethnic group perceived as being crooks and criminals for more than half their history here (and even today.) now why don’t you tell me why italians aren’t as accepted. |
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Alessandro on August 25, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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Just wondering if anyone is interested in what we think in Italy of US and Americans, if anyone knows anything about the history and achievements of Italy, (not WII or poor immigrants ). I doubt it. |
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bigred on August 27, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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a good point alessandro, the italians are very upset with the american and for good reason, we have nearly crushed their economy by not buying up their main export, garlic, now go shit yourself greaseball. |
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chimp on August 29, 2006 @ 3:19 pm |
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yes alessandro italians would like to be americans but unfortunatly they dont meet the
criteria, they are not white, they are too fat, they have no morals, their noses are too big,
their women are too hairy and they have no intrest in hard work. italy has achieved
nothing and is the pus bucket of europe. |
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Silvio on September 2, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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Actually the biggest puss bag of Europe is Germany! Just look at the criminal history of that country!!
Sorry chimp most of Europe still hates Germany today! I know that’s an inconvenient truth but that’s the way it is!!! |
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