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slow learners
Posted by: chimp on August 16, 2006 @ 12:56 pm
How long does it take for an Italian to change a light bulb ?
Changing it takes them about 3 hours without breaks but training them to
change it takes 2 years. |
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bigred on August 17, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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i accept the fact that i’m not a good joke teller like the chimpmeister or allan burt but i love to laugh at the quality of jokes that they present, italians have alway stuggeled with the learning curve but what the heck, they must be given credit for what they do best, which is nothing, maybe they do grow a mean garlic bulb once in awhile and mate with badbreath but that don’t count. |
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bigred on August 18, 2006 @ 11:26 am |
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honestly if you look at these jokes and the ones who post them, it requieres thought and energy and dedication, providing many chuckles and great storylines, i can’t imagine anyone not enjoying these, for matty angela and silva the quick it would be nice for you to enjoy these great jokes that are provided, for you yardbirds to sit with gimiced garlic invested faces in some countrys it would be a crime not to laugh, get to laughing you dirtybirds. |
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chimp on August 18, 2006 @ 11:26 am |
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its a well known fact that the italian government has been adding testosterone to the
water supply for years now. it makes the men even more agressive and the woman even
hairier. a girl that is not shaving by the age of 12 is a huge embarresment for an italian
family and may never be able to marry. |
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bigred on August 18, 2006 @ 11:27 am |
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whats the differance between an arab and italian, one wheres a turban and the other wears a super mario bennie cap. otherwise almost identical in everything else. |
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Angelo on August 18, 2006 @ 11:27 am |
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Man your jokes suck heres some advice... STOP TAKING DUMBASS PILLS!!!!!!!! |
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chimp on August 20, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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why are you such a biggot angelo ? why are you so filled with hate ? does it make you
feel like big man and why are you so threatened by people who are more intelligent than
you. i am sorry that you have been born italian and can understand that you must be very
angry but why take out your frustrations on others. this site is for humour and if you check
your hang-ups at the door you may even enjoy yourself greaseball. |
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bigred on August 20, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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some look for stardom from hard work and education, the italians look for stardom watching the sopranos, hmmmmmmmm. |
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Samara Morgan on August 22, 2006 @ 3:22 pm |
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Chimp (change your name, calling yourself "chimp" is an insult to real chimps out there, who at least display some level of intelligence above that of ordinary mammals), Angelo isn’t the bigot here, you are. Who’s the one making comments about Italians being greasy, hairy, smelly, etc? You. People like you make me wish that I wasn’t of Anglo-Saxon descent, since you give us a bad name. And, of course, this applies to ALL of your aliases. |
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bigred on August 24, 2006 @ 11:24 am |
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for good jokes, press 1 allan burt, for italian history, press 2 , the chimpster, for question concerning garlic, press 3, the italo message center, for any other stupid answers , press 4 for matwak villone, aka, matt assolini. |
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chimp on August 25, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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if you are not comfortable with being white then paint yourself with diarheoa, get some
testosterone into you and you have instant transformation to wop.
ps. if you lie and cheat too no one will suspect anything |
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