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Posted by: chimp on August 17, 2006 @ 1:57 pm
An American woman, a British woman and an Italian woman were having
lunch. The American woman said, "I told my husband that I wasn’t going
to clean the house anymore. If he wanted it clean he would have to do it
himself. After the first day, I didn’t see anything. The second day, I didn’t
see anything. Then on the third day, voila! My husband had cleaned the
entire house!"
The British woman agreed, "I told my husband that I wasn’t going to do
the laundry anymore. If he wanted it done he would have to do it himself.
After the first day, I didn’t see anything. The second day, I didn’t see
anything. Then on the third day, voila! My husband had done both his
and my laundry!"
The Italian woman chimed in, "I told my husband that I wasn’t going to
cook anymore. If he wanted home cooking he would have to either go by
his mother or cook for himself. After the first day, I didn’t see anything. The
second day, I didn’t see anything. Then on the third day, I began to see a
little out of my left eye."
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bigred on August 20, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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quality jokes hit this site like badbreath hits greaseball ginnys, actually if you took a american women , a british women and a wopbag to a fancy restaurant the ginny chick would spend all her time doing dishes cause she could not pay for her share of the tab. why would this happen one asks, plain and simple, she married a lazy bignosed fat soprano that don’t work and give her no cash green. |
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bigred on August 20, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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good joke, i’ve heard of the lifestyles of the rich and famous , but this joke seems more aimed toward the poor and greasy, yes our ginny friends qualify for that, for sure, nothing wrong with that, it keeps their pipes from freesing in the winter. by the way , whats the difference between being poor and greasy and poor and hairy, nothing. |
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BK on August 20, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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that wasn’t funny..... |
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Matthew Villani on August 20, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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Lampooning the fact that in Italian families men are men and women are women, are we? |
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chimp on August 22, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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its hard to tell the difference between italo men and woman. they are both obese hairy
lazy and stinky |
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bigred on August 22, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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its amazing that as this fine website rolls along at full speed with the fine contributing posters that the ginny hiphop gangbanger post only once in awhile, it show they have no stamina except for smoking and eating and digesting all the garlic, sleeping and avoiding the shower, unbeilvabe the great jokes and post they miss. |
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Samara Morgan on August 22, 2006 @ 3:22 pm |
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Bigred/Allan Burt/chimp/whoever else you are,
Is your goal to piss off as many people as you can? If so, sorry, it’s not working, most people here laugh at you, not for your sad attempts at humor, but because you’re too pathetic to understand that with every entry you submit to this forum. Quit while one or two of your aliases still have one nanogram of respect for your other aliases (forget any of us, we’ve given up on you a long time ago). |
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bigred on August 23, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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why do people say they forget about this site and feel sorry for the posters, then why are you still posting if you forgot, back to your garlic mattsy |
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bigred on August 23, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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now who in the heck is this one samara vilatwak or his new substandard, why do people insist everyone is the same poster here, i don’t know what the chimpster or the burt the joke tellers goals are but mine are to laugh at insecure nitwits and hopefully be able to help you get through your nitwit ways, take of your wig silvi and grow a pair. |
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jimmy on August 23, 2006 @ 11:10 am |
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Samara,
This guy is the same A-hole who goes to the other ethnic jokes websites and writes ethnic insults while saying good things about the Germans. |
| From: |
chimp on August 23, 2006 @ 11:11 am |
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samara this is a joke site but obviously you dont understand the concept. are you here to
promote gay marriage or are you using this as some sort of ginny swing joint. whatever
the case your motives for causing trouble are not clear. |
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bigred on August 24, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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good word usage and choice ’’ginny swing choice ’’, the chimpster is constantly upgrading our dictionary with terms the knuckledraggers can be fimiliar with, good job.
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jimmy on August 25, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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If the Germans here put as much effort into winning WW2 as they do in insulting the different ethnic groups, maybe they would have won WW2!
Got that chimp The German A-hole? |
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bigred on August 25, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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here in u.s we play pitch and catch with a baseball, i can finally understand why you greasy airbags play with a meatball, you can have fun and then have lunch too, i give it to you lazy jackasses, ya sure know how to save money, work buy baseballs, no work, use meatballs. unbelievable. |
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bigred on August 27, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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now i have seen nothing offensive that the chimpster has mentioned other then telling good jokes and offering wisdom to the ginny knuckledraggers, perfect evidence from quick jimmy, aka, jimmy the assolini, shows your penmanship as well your attitude are nausiating, bad penmanship and garlic breath is no way to go through life greaseball. |
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