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Dating Italian Women
Posted by: allan burt on August 25, 2006 @ 11:06 am
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her mama makes
spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You hae sex,she wants to marry you and insists on a
three carat ring.
Fifth Anniversary: You have had five kids and hate the thought of
having sex.
Sixth Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. |
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bigred on August 27, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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now this joke takes the italain garlic conolli, first date big fat silvini waiting at the window peering through the blinds just to get a date, 2nd date you go out to restaurant because smell of house reeks with garlic, third date you give crackerjack box ring, fourth date you go to wishing well and wish she use mouthwash and six date you take her to strip joint and leave her and apoligise to her papa and he say where you been all this time, you good boy. |
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bigred on August 27, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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italian women look much better the dark then in the sunlight, at least in the dark all you have to do is hear them. |
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bigred on August 27, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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good joke, lots of truth and substance as well oil and garlic, now matqak had mentioned he dated a firehot half italain and egyptian gal and it seems the format would fit for him to, except picking her up on a moped, taking her to a foodline, meeting her cameljokys but on the sixth anniversary she found the girlfriend, matwak just found a bowel of garlic and meatballs, who knows, but matwak assolini probably can confirm this. |
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Freddy the Wop on August 27, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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Italiano girls are good to take for dinner, always pay and after supper time, you take back to your place for good time. I do tell you this though, you people say they stink, this is true sometime but sometime they do not to bad, I suggest to try Italiano girl, they very easy. |
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chimp on August 28, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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meatball mania is alive and well and that should be enough to bring the goombahs out of
the holes the hide in. hey freddy call me fussy but i prefer a woman who doesnt smell
like the local fish market, have a full beard and mustache, speak like a retard and have a
nose that takes up most of her face. |
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Freddy the Wop on August 28, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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Being a good Italiano I will tell you this, my mamma makes the best meatballs of all Italian mammas, she throw little this, little that and always come out just right, this make my daddy burb and this show mamma that sauce is good, my daddy very good, make little money and thats why i break in cars to extra money for family, this make sure mamma always have good meatballs for me. |
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chimp on August 29, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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actually i think once the marriage vows are taken the husband is officially known as a
pimp under the italo soprano constitution. |
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bigred on August 29, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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long live mattsy and his members of meatball mania, armed with their knockoff goldchains and hiphop look they always turn their ball caps to the back, these young nuckledraggers are the heart and soul of the upcoming garlic culture, they finally added a new fad, greasehop, up and coming what will be next, a new show greaser idol, man they just keep doing new things. i guess it show what you can accomplish if you skip school. |
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Freddy the Wop on August 29, 2006 @ 3:22 pm |
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Sometimes when me, mamma and my pappa sit down for dinner time, my pappa tell us story about when he live in italy and live in little shack with no water or place to sleep. He tell us lady who live next door make good meatball and he very hungry and have no food, he smell this coming from window and take fishing hook and take meatballs when lady not looking, he say this tradition from all italians, this how i learn my trade to break in cars and make money, my pappa good man and he teach me everything to be good italiano boy. |
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jg51 on September 14, 2006 @ 11:25 am |
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bigred,bigred..............you want some italian in you? |
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bigred on September 15, 2006 @ 3:15 pm |
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dating italian women is similer in all respects to being by yourself, who wants greasy hairy chicks with garlic breath, nagging turban wearing chicks, naw, better stick with beach girls. |
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Mario on September 15, 2006 @ 3:15 pm |
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bigred likes looking like a wimp because he’s German. |
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