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Bar Dispute
Posted by: Matteo on September 10, 2006 @ 10:48 pm
A Greek & Italian guy were in a bar argueing which nationality is better
The Greek goes " Well we had alexander the Great "
and the Italian goes "So!, We had the almighty Cesear!"
The Greek then goes "Well we have the best religion, Greek Orthadox"
again the Italian guy goes " So what. we have Venice, The Pope, our religion is practiced worldwide!!"
The Greek then goes "Well we introduced sex to the world!"
and the Italian guy goes "Yes you did...BUT we are the ones who introduced it to the women" |
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| From: |
bigred on September 14, 2006 @ 11:24 am |
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shoot, i think both of those races are gay but at least the greeks use soap. |
| From: |
chimp on September 14, 2006 @ 11:25 am |
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definately hard to know which nation is better here. both are extremely lazy, ugly and
stupid and have fire island garlic breath but the italos are the winners when it comes to
cheating, stealing, lieing and making rubbish autos. |
| From: |
bigred on September 15, 2006 @ 3:15 pm |
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matteo, i’m not sure but are you the world famous matt vilone trying to sneak in a bar joke, it sounds like you’ve been in those nasty gay bars , we already know thats what your about, but its a funny joke. mattqaw grease is the word and get back you crackhead. |
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Marco on September 18, 2006 @ 11:53 pm |
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It’s not our fault if your women keep sleeping with Italian men, maybe if you stop eating those fatty burgers of yours and drinking those lousy beers, shed a bit of weight from those large bellies there is a slim possibility they take you into account: just give it a thought chimp & bighead...
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bigred on September 22, 2006 @ 11:17 am |
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when you hear the ring ring it must be the telephone, when your hear the ding ding, its the alarm clock, when you hear a big burp and stomach growling its a fat soprano salivating and screaming at his mamma for his meatball fix, you see, theres a noise for everything. |
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