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FROM ABROAD
Posted by: LUMPHEAD on March 27, 2004 @ 3:58 pm
I now know why so many italian men are named Tony. As they were loaded into the boats heading for the americas, their destinations were written on their foreheads with marker. Most hit the eastern american ports with the following:
TO N.Y. |
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daniel on April 3, 2004 @ 3:59 pm |
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how many italians does it take to change a light bulb? 12 you got a problom with that. |
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Jason on April 7, 2004 @ 4:39 pm |
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
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Tom on May 3, 2004 @ 4:44 am |
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I love this kind of joke. It’s what humour and language are all about. - and sex puratanism |
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