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2 Italian men on a Bus
Posted by: Jason on April 7, 2004 @ 4:40 pm
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
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pjay on June 6, 2004 @ 7:13 am |
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fucken excellent |
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Daygo on July 26, 2004 @ 4:48 pm |
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Great One. |
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siciliano on August 16, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
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nota so bad,nota so good,but nota so bad
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italian bella on October 10, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
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that is rlly funny!!! it reminds me of da way my granfader talks to me!! hehehe thats too funny!!! |
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italian bella on October 10, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
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that is rlly funny!!! it reminds me of da way my granfader talks to me!! hehehe thats too funny!!! |
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aidunno on October 12, 2004 @ 8:08 am |
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lol very goodda man! |
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italians suk on October 13, 2004 @ 4:54 pm |
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but sill. nice! but relly italians think their betta den evry 1
go GREEKS xoxo |
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Shaunna on October 16, 2004 @ 2:19 am |
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raddish |
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italian on November 7, 2004 @ 9:48 am |
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From: italians suk on October 13, 2004 @ 4:54 pm
but sill. nice! but relly italians think their betta den evry 1
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i still dont get the point why u posted that here, wuts the connection with the joke or comments?
yeah
"go GREEKS" go and post you shit somewhere else! |
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Grk gal on November 10, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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you italianz think ur all dat hay!!
us greeks have betta jokes!!! |
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magix on December 8, 2004 @ 5:18 am |
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I have never read such a stupid joke in my all fucking life.. |
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italian on December 12, 2004 @ 8:00 pm |
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you italianz think ur all dat hay!!
us greeks have betta jokes!!!
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hmm nobody said anything about being greater or anything.
and by the way u really think theese jokes are italian? tssk...
u have to lear to distinguish:
"italian jokes" with "jokes about italians"
our jokes are way better than this one!
please dont start hatered even in this page.
this website is already full of pointless haters with stupid senences.
dont be one of them and start a fight for no reason.
nobody said we r better than everyone or anything else.
lets please try to just post about the joke without any usappropiate racist comments
thanks |
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BellaItaliana on December 22, 2004 @ 8:31 pm |
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Haha hillarious! Italians-Numero Uno! |
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The calabrese on December 24, 2004 @ 5:07 pm |
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very funny joke, reminds me of a typical italian bloke, forza italia e roma |
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sexy italiana on December 24, 2004 @ 6:13 pm |
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italiano NUMERO UNO BITCH!!!!!!! |
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Angela and bree on January 4, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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That was a pretty funni damn joke but like ur prob not even italian so u have no DANm rite to say that and u prob never even been to italy so0 how would u kno how taht talk they dont talk like that they talke in italian like this! va fung goo tu basttardo! el prrt gulog !!!!
if u can see waht that say then ur italian like me and bree so0o there!!! and u greeks have no betta jokes the olny jokes u have and fat jokes!
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greek guy on January 4, 2005 @ 6:16 pm |
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angela that was vary well said but come on im 25% italian and 75% greek i love greeks but i also love italians i think the way they talk is hot the girls are beautiful this site is for jokes not to hate each other so come guy lighten up! :)
p.s. its cool being getting a taest of both worlds |
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PoNtoS_GreeK on January 5, 2005 @ 7:51 pm |
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well said greek guy :) |
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Turkish woman on January 11, 2005 @ 9:49 am |
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Com’on people,
Even we don’t want to admit it, we, Turks, Greeks and Italians like eachothers. I love my Greek friends and the music and Homeros. |
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SEXYSICILIAN on January 28, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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LMFAO good joke....italians and sicilians kick ass |
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greekman on February 11, 2005 @ 8:43 am |
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hello italian ladies !!! a 32 years old greek waiting for your e-mails. love to fly in milano for a cup of coffe anytime! |
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finn on March 11, 2005 @ 8:21 am |
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Hey you’re all so weird :) I love greeks and italians.. Greeks are the best :D And this joke was funny ^__^ |
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buttdoctor on March 12, 2005 @ 6:19 pm |
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the joke is OK, but these comments... come on... the less you fuck the more you freak out, isn’t it fellas?? |
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jepeto on April 11, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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papa |
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julie on April 16, 2005 @ 3:54 pm |
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hahahahahahahhahahha
that cracked me up.. |
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Nin on July 8, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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Im not Italian , but i have to say that they are the most beautiful , loving , irrisistable people i have ever meant |
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Joseph on August 15, 2005 @ 2:13 am |
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I’m part Italian and I’d have to say Italian girls are nice if they were raised in Italy, but I can’t say the same for the ones in America. |
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italiana on September 5, 2005 @ 2:52 am |
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this is to joseph, im 100% italian raised in England and im a typicall italian girl,morals close to my family but im very much my own person so its up to the individual but i cant comment on italians who were raised in America never met any Annax |
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katia on September 6, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
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Well well,why don’t u ask an opinion to a real italian,born in Italy and still living in here??
This jocke is not bad,
you know the good thing about us?
we can make fun of our self,but some jockes I have read are really stupid,and racist as well.
Greetings to all Italians/Americans,original Americans etc
Katia from southern Italy |
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Barbaros on February 15, 2006 @ 2:47 pm |
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Armenian and Greek dicks get shrink in Türkiye, b/o they have been fucked of here...Italians are welcomed. |
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Apollo on March 28, 2006 @ 10:07 am |
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Listen folks, Italian woman are hot, especially the ones from Italy, Italian guys are too materialistic and they look gay, Turks are just dumb and barberic which defines there mongolic tribe, GREEKS are the best looking MEN in europe and all women cum to greece not for the sun not for the fun but for a good *****.. VARIA I POUTSA TOU TSOLIA ! |
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bella donna on May 31, 2006 @ 1:23 pm |
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u are fuking LEGEND
well done
peacee xoxoxoxoxo |
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