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Posted by: Deanna on May 4, 2004 @ 6:18 am
One day i go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella da waitress i wanna 2 piss toast. She bringa me only 1 piss. I tell her i wanna 2 piss. She say go to da toilet. I say she no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She sat u better no piss on the plate son of a bitch. I dont know the lady and she call me a son of a bitch.
Later i go to have soma lunch at Drake restuarant, the waitress bring me a spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her i wanna fock. She tells me everybody wanna fock. I tella her she no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say u better no fock on the table u son of a bitch. I dont even know her and she call me a son of a bitch.
So i go back to my room inna hotel , and there’s no sheet on my bed. I calla da manager and tella him i wanna sheet. He tella me go to da toilet. So i say u no understand, i wanna sheet on da bed. He say u better not shit on the bed u son of a bitch. I dont even know da man and he call me a son of a bitch.
I go to checkout and the man at the counter say peace on u. I say piss on u too u son of a bitch.
I go back to italy!!! |
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ItalianRules on August 15, 2004 @ 1:03 am |
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This one is funny but quit making fun of us |
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Forza Italia on August 24, 2004 @ 11:37 pm |
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k u didnt make that 1 up.. its the guy from malta. any older |
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Purely Canadian on September 14, 2004 @ 11:03 pm |
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I thought this joke was absolutely funny! |
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Giovanni on September 30, 2004 @ 9:37 pm |
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Great Joke.....You see italians are the best....Even the jokes are great...... |
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don ragucci on October 2, 2004 @ 3:17 pm |
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don’t be mad cause your not italian , you fuckin pollacks, mics, moulians |
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don't worry about it on October 2, 2004 @ 3:24 pm |
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voi madres e’ fatcha bruta buttan! what’s the problem, non io capesco italiano. |
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your mother on October 2, 2004 @ 3:25 pm |
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fuck Deanna |
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lil tense are we? on October 6, 2004 @ 10:53 pm |
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jesus christ ppl, its a damn joke! every race has puns/jokes/riddles....you ppl need to chill out. |
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idunno on October 12, 2004 @ 8:01 am |
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lol thisse issa kinda foonni |
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Shaunna on October 16, 2004 @ 2:17 am |
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that was funny
P.S. come on guys don’t be pricks. Italians are cool. i know i hope to have some italian inside me someday:) |
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HooNz on October 19, 2004 @ 11:54 pm |
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Lebos are the best....... |
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Mich on October 23, 2004 @ 5:44 am |
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what’s wrong with it?
why are people so angry?
It’s just a joke, anyway....I’m not an Italian, but take it easy..... |
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czech grecco on November 5, 2004 @ 7:04 pm |
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italianos suk ass! |
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test d cazz on November 6, 2004 @ 1:19 am |
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italians civilized the world |
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italian on November 6, 2004 @ 9:10 am |
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^^ ture that.... europe was completely under the roman empire one...our culture is spread allover.
Europe is the way it is today because europe was born under the italian culture.
all languages in europe comes from latin and it was the romans who brought latin culture allover europe.
Cristofolo Colombo discovered american and europe was the one who civilised america by populating it and sharing culture with it for centuries.
the latino culture runned in our veins for centuries
so yeah...you all have bits of our culture printed in you brain!!
FACE IT YOU RACIST HATERS!! |
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Ima Wop on February 4, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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One day i go to New York to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella da waitress i wanna 2 piss toast. She bringa me only 1 piss. I tell her i wanna 2 piss. She say go to da toilet. I say she no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She sat u better no piss on the plate son of a bitch. I dont know the lady and she call me a son of a bitch.
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Ima Wop on February 4, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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Later i go to have soma lunch at Drake restuarant, the waitress bring me a spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her i wanna fock. She tells me everybody wanna fock. I tella her she no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say u better no fock on the table u son of a bitch. I dont even know her and she call me a son of a bitch.
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Ima Wop on February 4, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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So i go back to my room inna hotel , and there’s no sheet on my bed. I calla da manager and tella him i wanna sheet. He tella me go to da toilet. So i say u no understand, i wanna sheet on da bed. He say u better not shit on the bed u son of a bitch. I dont even know da man and he call me a son of a bitch.
I go to checkout and the man at the counter say peace on u. I say piss on u too u son of a bitch.
I go back to italy!!! |
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peter addo on February 27, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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my dear , i do love your jokes infact this is me first time to be here but i can assure you that i will visite this site any time i come to net ,but how can i copy one to my p.c bye bye |
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Mohamud on April 10, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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Great It was great |
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GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:22 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
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luigi on July 2, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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i would like to see 1 of those fucking racist mutts to actully go up to some1 in the italian mafia and just say every thing u said on this site to their face and i can assure u u WILL get shot right in the fucking head u stupid mother fuckers i hope u burn in hell u assholes what did our race do to u. We are the reason y your sorry asses r here today |
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internation on August 24, 2005 @ 2:08 am |
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The story is very real. But if englishman goes to Italy and tries to tell a word in italian..... than you’ll have 3x better joke!!!!
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Liter-A-Cola on August 24, 2005 @ 1:30 pm |
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Yeah, but you know the truest fact about Italian males...... They are stacked! |
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In Your Dreams on August 29, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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Hey Luigi, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you wogs aren’t the reason why everyone who lives in America is here today. You didn’t bring my ancestors here, you didn’t bring anyone else’s ancestors here, and you certainly weren’t responsible for the Native Americans being here first.
Your mafia boys can go fuck themselves. Typical Italian behavior, always talking about the mob, crime, Al Capone, and all other sorts of bullshit. Those are the reasons why people look down on you idiot. It’s a fact of life, either deal with it or get your sorry ass out of here. |
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Gianna Favatella on September 1, 2005 @ 5:12 pm |
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Whats not HOT about Italty !!!
Every women wants a tall dark handsome and romantic Italian man
Every man wants an olive skined classy brown eyed italian babe
Everyone loves pizza
Everyonez dream car is a Lamborghini, a Ferrari, a Maserati or a Bugatti
Lets Face it us ITALIANS HAVE STYLE 8)
si noi gli italiani dondolano
( yes we italians rock !!!)
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In Your Dreams on September 2, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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"Every women wants a tall dark handsome and romantic Italian man"
"Every man wants an olive skined classy brown eyed italian babe"
"Everyone loves pizza "
"Everyonez dream car is a Lamborghini, a Ferrari, a Maserati or a Bugatti "
That’s just a matter of opinion. Sure there may be people who prefer dark skinned, dark eyed, and dark haired people for boy friends or girlfriends. But to say EVERYONE wants only swarthy people is just a presumptuous and ass retarded statement. It goes both ways, I know plenty of people who love the Nordic looking types and definitely prefer them.
It’s a matter of preference, and you don’t know what everyone wants, not by a long shot.
As for pizza, I’ll agree that most people like it, but there are always exceptions.
My dream car is a Chavelle or a Dodge Charger. Now there’s both class AND power in both packages.
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Half Italian on September 21, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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Hey thr, well i have jst recently found out tht i have italian/spanish in me and i know nothing about italy or italians and frankly i dnt think tht i really want too. I went in to a chat room and wow thr were alot of italians and well sorry to say this but u guys are far too horny and when a girl doesnt want to do what u italians want u guys get all angry, I mean come on leave it in ur pants for once
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nicole on January 6, 2006 @ 2:47 pm |
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whuts the big deal people its a fuckin joke !! & italians do rock were the way of fuckin life man does ne one in here speak italian? cuz im fluent n im full so fuck all the haterss!!! come stai tutti? io sono nicole e tu? perche questo stundas e’ voglio probleme? e allora la mafioso e’ venuto loro to lo so vero ahahah ciao tutti |
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frank santurucci on January 6, 2006 @ 2:48 pm |
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being italan is rough but when your italian and spanish you are really fucked because
theyre both the fucking same thing |
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ItalianBling on January 24, 2006 @ 2:41 pm |
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Oh good times people good times |
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angelica on January 26, 2006 @ 11:50 am |
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i absolutely LOVED THIS joke being italian it def made me laugh
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dom on January 27, 2006 @ 10:02 am |
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its not a joke, its a dance track, how can you all be soooo stupid as not to know this, it is a song, done by an artist called.. the pizzaman, get over yourselves everyone jesus christ!!! |
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JESSA on August 15, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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WHAT A CLASS JOKE
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