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Gone Fishin’
Posted by: Ray Heywood on May 19, 2004 @ 6:04 am
| Luigi and Paulo where fishing in the mediterranean sea one sunny day when a ww2 mine came floating along. On seeing this round, spikey object coming nearer and nearer, Luigi shouts at his friend " Hey Paulo, it’s a mine, it’s a mine!!!" Paulo replies " O.K. Luigi, you can-a have it!!! " |
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Justin on July 11, 2004 @ 10:15 am |
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hahahahah good stuff. It show how Italians talk. |
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Nikola on July 14, 2004 @ 2:18 pm |
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That is the dumbest thing i have ever read... as all of these are. And that doesnt really show how we talk. We may have accents... but we aren’t that stupid. |
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word on July 21, 2004 @ 3:55 pm |
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these jokes try to poke fun of italians...and for what
we need some black jokes on here |
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Bruno Bissinelli on August 25, 2004 @ 10:26 am |
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Great joke I like the way you mock my accent. |
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italia sux on October 13, 2004 @ 4:50 pm |
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thats all there iz to it... no 1 wants 2 be like u! u smell nd ur backstabing! biatches! |
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capones bitch on October 31, 2004 @ 11:34 pm |
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italians do talk with an accent but theyre not retarded asshole and we do need black jokes not mexicans tho theyre cool |
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sicillian on November 16, 2004 @ 8:28 pm |
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all u motherless fucks like to talk but lets see u say that bullshit to our faces.
fuckin degenerates. |
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Bottai on December 3, 2004 @ 4:44 pm |
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Italians are the master race and the arabs never conquered Italy. If it wasn’t for Italians, there would be no Western Civilization. We have the best food, art, architecture, science, and we are asthetically beautiful. People are just jealous of us so they say things that are not true. Italia meglio che tutti persone in il mondo! |
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Bottai on December 3, 2004 @ 4:44 pm |
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Italians are the master race and the arabs never conquered Italy. If it wasn’t for Italians, there would be no Western Civilization. We have the best food, art, architecture, science, and we are asthetically beautiful. People are just jealous of us so they say things that are not true. Italia meglio che tutti persone in il mondo! |
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not italian on December 18, 2004 @ 6:20 pm |
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italians suck. they all do. fuck ’em all. |
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About Italians on February 4, 2005 @ 8:52 pm |
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Italians great?? Just one word....Mussalini. |
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Matricciani on February 16, 2005 @ 4:35 am |
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cristopher columbus was italian. ha ha ha ha! |
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salpietro on March 23, 2005 @ 9:48 pm |
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Italians, especially Sicilians, rock. If you’re so special, what the fuck nationality are you? Irish? German? British? Talk about fucking boring>> "Yes, I’m proud of having pale white skin that will get burnt after 7 minutes in the sun." No one likes your ugly white asses. |
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WTF!? on March 24, 2005 @ 8:40 am |
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whoa there, you mean no one likes having shit skin thats greasy all over and would catch fire after a few seconds in the sun. don’t forget the garlic stench, excessive hair, and animalistic stupidity. what do you fuckers do in your spare time, watch the godfather and rocky over and over again? do you stuff your big nosed faces with strombilli and piza only to have a bout of diarrhea later that night. let’s face it you fuckers are living on past glories and think you’re cool because of the mafia. wake up, even th mafia is falling apart, the russians and triads are moving in for the kill. add that to your list of fuck ups. stupid guineas. |
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shamus on March 24, 2005 @ 9:46 am |
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Italians suck totally see !! |
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God on March 24, 2005 @ 9:56 am |
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this is god again and I am here to tell you that there is a new god and his name is Big red ALERT!!!!! Don’t mess with him or he well kill you and there is nothing you can do to stop him italian bastards |
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Pellegrini napoli on April 7, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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Italians have more tan skin becuase arabs did conquer us and now were stuck with their tan half black skin. But italians are part of the mafia....hahaha what now irish bitch you guys are a bunch of pussys who are the only natioanlity to not carry guns |
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GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:22 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
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Nick on April 17, 2005 @ 5:45 pm |
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italians suck cause they think just cause there italian there all high and mighty about soccer.....its any teams chance in winning |
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John on April 18, 2005 @ 10:15 am |
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Greeks Rule!!!!!!! |
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Heat on April 24, 2005 @ 5:22 pm |
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hey pellegrini, you just shoved your own foot in your mouth. the only way you guineas could ever win a fight is to be in groups with weapons hah, fucker!
and stop bragging about your retarded mafia, everyone knows the russians are moving in on your turf and killing you off. you pussies’ days in organized crime are finished! |
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wopgurl4rmsouthernCA on May 8, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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fuck everyone thats prejudice!! I dont know what drugs ur on but italians do not think their all that just because their in the Mafia or whateva but thats just the way we act and if u have a problem with that PESSE ME CULU! |
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idiots on July 24, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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you guys are all just morons |
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Tony on September 5, 2005 @ 2:53 am |
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My name really is Tony
What pisses me off is HEAT. What the hell. This is about Italians! What is fucked up is when ever the word "Italians" comes up, dipshits like you only think about the Mafia. ALL THE COUNTRIES HAVE CRIME. And dont base ur facts entirely off older movies dumbass. And NO, I dont think the Mafia is cool cause Im Italian; I wish it never existed. People like Martin Scorcece and Copala they, however, like the Mafia and think it’s cool. Because of a few stupid movies and dipshits like HEAT, Italians are all thought of as mobsters and I hate it. AND WHAT THE HELL. Your views on Italy are based on how Russia is doing in organized crime! Fuck you, Fuck the Mafia, Fuck the Russian Mafia and fuck all you people who think that way of Italy! |
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Heat on September 6, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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Well then Tony, this means you’re an idiot because you didn’t read my post carefully enough, so I’ll break it down for you jerkoff:
1) I NEVER made any degrading remarks about Italy
2) I never watched any of those stupid mafia movies so fuck them all
3) The ones who ultimately give themselves bad names are the Italians on this board and everywhere else who have watched too much of that shit and keep bragging about it.
4) Take a good look at all the smut your fellow kin wrote on this thread, with the way they behave, it would be damn near impossible for anyone in their right mind NOT to see them negatively. |
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Heat on September 6, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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I never even said that Italians are the only ones in the mob and I don’t deny that other countries have problems with crimes as well.
So go around and see the shit your people have written down about baseball bat beatings and getting mobsters to whack someone and other related bullshit. So take a good look at your own behavior before you criticize others. And it’s not like I’m the only one countering the retarded slang thrown around by the Italians on this site.
Boy you’re an idiot, it’s dumbshits with attitudes like yours who will always give the decent Italians a bad name. |
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julia on October 18, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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hi there...hehe |
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joanna on October 31, 2005 @ 4:28 pm |
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u are right hunni italians aint da only 1s in da MOB i live in MEXICO and i tell ya i read the newspaper every day and i aint read 1 thing about the italian mafia in mexico all i read i ROMANIAN MAFIA DONEE THIS KILLED THAT STOLE THIS lol and the RUSSIAN MAFIA HACKKED THIS KILLED THAT AND SO ON |
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