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Two Guys & a Bicycle
Posted by: Ducky on May 28, 2004 @ 3:09 pm
Mujo and Haso decided to move out of the small town they grew up in, and
start a new life in a big city. The only problem they had was how do they
get there?! They didn’t own a car and neither did anyone else in the town.
The bus wouldn’t come by their way, and the train was a long way away
from where they were standing. Both of them grew incredibly miserable,
and thought their most wonderful plan was ruined, untl- Mujo came up
with an idea:
They were going to borrow Haso’s bycicle, and while one rode the other
would walk, and they would do that all the way to the Big City.
The next day they were packed and ready to leave. It was Mujo’s turn first
so Mujo sat on Haso’s bike, and started riding. Behind him Haso strode
slowly.
Out of nowhere, a policeman stopped Mujo and gave him a ticket,
"You don’t have a horn; that’s $500."
Mujo smiled.
"You don’t have any brakes, that’s another $500."
Mujo kept smiling and started to giggle.
"What the Hell are you happy for?!" exclaimed the policeman, "You have a
$1000 fine, and you don’t care?!"
"No, it’s not that officer! I feel bad for Haso, he has nothing! Not even a
bike! How much will he have to pay then?! Hahahaha!"
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| From: |
pigdick on August 30, 2004 @ 6:11 am |
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This joke is only funny if your a fat fuckin kike or a heebrew |
| From: |
capones bitch on October 31, 2004 @ 11:30 pm |
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hell yea pigdick
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| From: |
ragazza.italiana on January 14, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
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the stoopidest joke i ever heard fuck |
| From: |
GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:22 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
| From: |
BELLA on January 25, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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ITALIANS R COOL SO ID SHUT THE FUCK UP AT LEAST IM NOT A FUCKIN MUNGI AND DRINK TEA! |
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