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A little cheesy...
Posted by: Kathy on June 13, 2004 @ 6:44 pm

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Q: What happens if all the Italians in the world moved to one side?
A: The earth would be wop-sided.

...and that’s all folks!


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From: giuseppe on July 25, 2004 @ 4:14 am
Comment: WOP my fuckin nuts this joke is retarded you wish you were ITALIAN FUCKER

From: moammar on August 5, 2004 @ 8:28 pm
Comment: all those greasy Wops are just wanna be GREEKS. thats the fact jack!

From: matteo on August 24, 2004 @ 1:41 pm
Comment: italians kick much ass and aren’t 500 punds when they’re kids

From: Geuseppie on August 26, 2004 @ 5:34 am
Comment: ALL of you Italians are nothing but a bunch of weak noodle benders with no sense of humour, sore losers and nothing to back up your pathetic comments. GET OVER IT you bunch of would be that could be’s and get back in your homebrand design equipment.

From: Pizzaman on August 26, 2004 @ 5:53 am
Comment: ITALIANS=JOKE. Hairy ITALIANS=Reality. COWARDS, well that is well documented. ARROGANT - well you would have to be if you are an Italian.....what a JOKE

From: WOPS on August 29, 2004 @ 2:09 pm
Comment: CORRECTION YOU MEANT TO SAY, "THERE ARE ONLY 2 KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WOLD ITALIANS AND PEOPLE WHO DO NOT WANT ANY THING TO DO WITH ITALIANS" YOU STUPID WOPS. YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE BUT IN FACT YOU ARE ALL FUCKING DUMB. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING HARRY, FAT, STINKING, UGLY MOBSTERS WITH NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE BUT YOUR STUPID SELVES. SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU DUMB ASS WOPS!!!

From: dirty dago on September 4, 2004 @ 3:05 pm
Comment: oh 1 more thing " batcha mi culla, di ficha de momma"

From: MB on September 5, 2004 @ 12:12 am
Comment: if we aren’t worth the powder why are we worth your time you FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

From: steve on September 8, 2004 @ 6:44 pm
Comment: Locosta Nostra is no more thank god, HAPPY ST. PATRICKS!!!!!STL

From: Monica on September 9, 2004 @ 4:00 am
Comment: it’s funny to see that the "Italians" writing here know much better English than their own language!!! Guys....sorry to say...Your Italian sucks!!!
Anyway it’s good to see you proud of our country! Do not exagerate! Every place has nice people and nice traditions, so joke but do not become racist!!
To the non-Italians: yes, we speak English in a funny way...but ........have you ever heard an american speaking Italian..........MAMMA MIA !!!! THAT’S LOT OF FUN!!!!
Have a nice day guys.
CIAO!

From: snib on September 9, 2004 @ 7:37 pm
Comment: Monica, parli propio tu che non dici una parola di italiano, soltantto ’CIAO.’ so non parlare dei lialtri.

From: dirty dago on September 14, 2004 @ 8:33 pm
Comment: lol yea sorry bout italian monica, im just as bad at english too....lol

From: greko on September 15, 2004 @ 4:46 am
Comment: i got 2 thiNgS 2 say ITALIA MALAKIA and IF YOUR SITTING ON THE GRASS WITH A MEATBALL UP YOUR ARSE YOUR ITALIAN

From: fuck italy on September 15, 2004 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: italians are greasy dagos, turned into white people, who the fuck came up with the idea of considering italians white?
itAliens look more like puerto ricans than anything.

From: fuck italy on September 15, 2004 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: italians are greasy dagos, turned into white people, who the fuck came up with the idea of considering italians white?
itAliens look more like puerto ricans than anything.

From: wannabes on September 15, 2004 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: italian wannabes most of you are from fucking jersey or ny and havent even been to italy

yall fucking italian wannabes, who in italy most likely will be seen as fucking foreigners, i bet none of u have a clue about the italian language.

From: SToRmY on September 20, 2004 @ 10:51 pm
Comment: hahahahahaha im italian and lmfao ur so damn right ..we are wanna be greeks ( coz greeks own!!!)
and lmfao @ that joke... italians are wops i mean come on we are everywhere LOL
ciao :P

From: dumb italians on October 5, 2004 @ 10:27 am
Comment: greek people are pretty cool, but italians and sicilians are so fuckin dumb they need to be dropped off on a fuckin island somewhere. Italian and sicilian girls always fuckin smell like garlic too thats so disgusting

From: ITALIA MALAKIA on October 6, 2004 @ 8:55 am
Comment: Well i think .......
Greece is cool

but italy dcumbags take things so far....
dont u think wen they talk , they sound a bit up them selves?

get it through ur head bella or bello , wat eva the fuk ur name is
get a life!!

From: Tanya on October 10, 2004 @ 8:40 pm
Comment: Its just a fuckin joke people!!! why the fuck are you guys fighting over a fucking joke!! yes italians rule and yes greeks do too but don’t fight over who is better!!! i get offended by these italian jokes myself but i keep whatever i have to say to myself and you know why, cuz its only a joke!!!

oh and for what wannabes said.......im italian and theres a huge italian community in montreal (plus theres a little italy) so don’t go saying that theres mostly italians in jersey and ny cuz theres a whole bunch all over the place so shhhh!!

From: Tanya on October 10, 2004 @ 8:40 pm
Comment: Its just a fuckin joke people!!! why the fuck are you guys fighting over a fucking joke!! yes italians rule and yes greeks do too but don’t fight over who is better!!! i get offended by these italian jokes myself but i keep whatever i have to say to myself and you know why, cuz its only a joke!!!

oh and for what wannabes said.......im italian and theres a huge italian community in montreal (plus theres a little italy) so don’t go saying that theres mostly italians in jersey and ny cuz theres a whole bunch all over the place so shhhh!!

From: greek bebe on October 13, 2004 @ 4:45 pm
Comment: god jus fase it... italians r backstabbing sore losers who fukin suk ass! ur all lil bitches that wanna be greek so fuk the hell off
l8z!

From: Matteo Gandolfini on October 13, 2004 @ 7:29 pm
Comment: Ok, too make things CLEAR. Italians are WHITE, usually have blonde,brown,red hair. The only "greasy" black haired tanned italians are in the SOUTH. Such as Sicily. The mob originated in Sicily, because the Africans attacked Sicily. The mafia was formed as a defence against the africans. So that’s why most of the darker italians are in the south. And the WHITE, blonde/brown/red haired Italians are mostly in Italy.
I hate how Hollywood and the rest of the world views Italians as Tanned people, with mustaches and very hairy. I have Blonde hair, Green eyes, And I am whiter than most of my friends. People don’t even know i’m Italian because they think italians are "tanned" which is full of shit. And for these stupid assholes trying to be funny saying stuff about Italians. You guys just remember that the Romans owned all of Europe. We are above everybody. Italians don’t give a shit about these stupid fucking countries that we owned back in history. Europe was ours.


From: Matteo Gandolfini on October 13, 2004 @ 8:01 pm
Comment: Here go to this website.

You guys might know him..he’s only a FAMOUS FOOTBALL STAR.

Dan Marino is Italian:

http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nfl/200003/10/38c90e73014c7/MARINO5.JPG

just copy and paste that website into your address bar.

omgggg he’s so puerto rican. NOT! Fucking idiots he’s white.

From: Matteo Gandolfini on October 16, 2004 @ 12:12 am
Comment: Oh and by the way. Christopher Columbus was Italian. He found America. You fucking pratz.

From: Tommy on October 16, 2004 @ 1:47 am
Comment: I dated a nice italian girl and she was cool but the roaches at her house just drove me away

From: k.catalano on October 18, 2004 @ 6:25 am
Comment: this is all really funny...
there are jokes about everybody... who cares?
there are tons upon tons of different looks of italians... just like all of america...

so chill out...

From: an italian from RDP on October 24, 2004 @ 6:11 pm
Comment: italians control montreal, everybody knows, read the papers,they never talk about smelly greeks or frenchmans, i wonder if all you hatters would say these things to an italian in their face. I DOUBT IT

From: i hate wops on October 25, 2004 @ 8:43 pm
Comment: potuguese r way the fuck better than wops

From: Luca on October 25, 2004 @ 8:52 pm
Comment: Hey Matteo Gandolfini I just wanted to point out that Columbus didnt really discover america it was actually Amerigo Vespucci (another Italian by the way) and what the others have posted are correct most dark skinned italians are in the south or at least originated from the south because I am from Italia and i spend my summer with my family who lives there and although I do see many tanned italians I see many many white italians as well....

Besides my fellow Italians dont get to mad I mean cmon now its a stupid joke anyways wop-sided? wop was originated as (with out passport) so if you think about it it would mean the world would be with out passports sided? wow... now thats funny....

From: Coqui on October 25, 2004 @ 9:42 pm
Comment: Why does time fly in Italy?

Because everytime you turn around you see a day-go!



Lighten up guys. You don’t hear the Polish bitching and moaning everytime someone tells a Polish joke. Learn to laugh at yourselves once in awhile.

From: Reality on October 26, 2004 @ 2:11 pm
Comment: Greeks should be Middle- Eastern. You’re better off that way. As for Italians....well, they are the epitome of the european. Italians make europe what it is known to be ..... historic and beautiful. If the Italian is the epitome of European, then the Sicilian is the epitome of the Italian. By the way, Sicily was created as God’s intent for making mainland Italians jealous of their own kind.

From: -Anonymous on October 26, 2004 @ 8:02 pm
Comment: Everyone here who doesn’t like italians are all fucking retarded as hell, get a fucking life and stop hating you fucking losers, dont be jealous of something your not and deffinitly don’t have enough balls to ever be. Italian people are just like everyone else, and deffinitley better than the racist hillbilly fucks who hate every race but their own. Fuck you all if u hate italians. Grow a sack u fuckin queers.

From: Nikki licciardello on October 26, 2004 @ 8:09 pm
Comment:

From: Reality on October 27, 2004 @ 2:57 pm
Comment: Italy sells. Why? Because Italians do it better! Look all around you, you’re surrounded by all things Italian. Food, cars, gold, leather, textiles, FASHION.....the best of the best. La creme de la creme. THE FINEST! THERE IS NOTHING BETTER! Why? Because Italians do it better. The corvette is nice, but the ferrari is the best. Todd Oldham is good, but Giorgio Armani, Dolce & Gabbana, and Versace are the best, ceramic is pretty, I’d rather have marble. 14k gold? Italy has never heard of it. It only produces 18k and above. Ragu? Yeah, whatever. Why? Because Italians do it better.

From: Kate on October 28, 2004 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: This is really stupid. No race sucks. You’re all just a bunch of hate filled losers. Get over it and stop your bitchin’!

From: sora on October 29, 2004 @ 5:51 pm
Comment: im italian, the joke was funny, and if you dont kno wht your talking about dont even try to start a fight. haha wop-sided.

From: Madin on November 2, 2004 @ 9:52 am
Comment: I had sex with a wop last night and got aids the dirty fucker. Wop sided indeed.

From: Madin on November 2, 2004 @ 10:05 am
Comment: Last night i fucked a wop and got aids from the greaseball fucker!

From: Reality on November 5, 2004 @ 11:50 am
Comment: Madin, Where do you live? You’ve got one hell of a health care system! Good for you!

From: Roula on November 5, 2004 @ 11:56 am
Comment: I just want to say that I’m Greek, and I’m willing to admit that a lot of Greeks wish they were Italian. I love Italians. My boyfriend is Italian and I plan on marrying him some day, so stop knocking Italians guys! Italians Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: czech beauti~! on November 5, 2004 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: italians are sore losers sum r cool but all backstabers the same and smell like shit and r ugly... im sorry but no 1 is jealous of u either
as much as u will wish it! grekkoz all da wai!

From: italian on November 6, 2004 @ 8:45 am
Comment: alright guys.....ive been reading miles long offences against us!

most of them said we r hairy garlic eating backstabbing ignorant fucks...
and then some others did the classic american "follow the group" factor started dissing us too like sheeps following the sheepdog!

the bad side of this is the way you people are making italians stereotype!
this is a very childish thing...... just because some of us have bad qualities oesnt mean u have to popst such huge offences.

every country has their ididots and badpersons.
are you willing to say that all americans are good nice presons?
no

every country has their bastards and thats not a reason to start dissing all countries.

so i demand to stop this childish "following the group" thing because its just reeally SILLY!

From: Never Trust Italians on November 6, 2004 @ 9:53 am
Comment: Italians are leasy people that only care to earn money without work. Their cities are full of rats and rubish and they still leave in the same dirty conditions like 2 centuries ago.

From: chimp on November 8, 2004 @ 7:30 am
Comment: Rome,Milan and Venice would be good cities if they werent full of Italians with chunky gold jewellrey. big noses and stinky cat food breath

From: Multinational on November 8, 2004 @ 9:00 am
Comment: I don’t know much amercan cities, I spent there only short periods of time (Boston, San Diego, LA, San Jose) and was busy with work. I liked Boston most.

Compared to other European cities (Belgium, France, Germany, Spain, etc), Italians one are really dirty. And the stories about rats are not jokes! It is amazing how big they are, never seen such mutants before. Seriuosly, what type of people would live with rats? But they are too leasy and stupid to care about.

The only thing they care about is that people earn more in the northern countries and therefore they have to screw them in order to get things fair. They can’t undersatand that other people just work for the money.

If you want a good vacation in South-West Europe just go in Spain or France! Services are much better than in Italy and prices are lower even in France. And Spain is much cheaper and has great night life!

Spanish are really cool and Italian sucks!

From: Ooh Yes!!! on November 8, 2004 @ 9:08 am
Comment: In Europe there is a saying: "Italiani di merda."

It has to be in Italian in order that even them can understand it.

From: Reality on November 8, 2004 @ 5:36 pm
Comment: Most people can’t afford an Italian vacation......this is true. It’s good to know there are less expensive, and I reckon less interesting countries you can visit in Europe. You get what you pay for I guess. You’ll have to resort to Spain and France....a close imitation, but not quite the same.

From: Reality on November 8, 2004 @ 5:42 pm
Comment: Hey CHIMP! Go back to your cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The rats are waiting for you to play.
Monkey see monkey do! So tell me then....how many times have you copied Italians? Count your fingers and count your toes, but that still won’t be enough so I suggest you pick the fleas from your body and count them too!

From: chimp on November 9, 2004 @ 8:13 am
Comment: the rats are more hygenic, more intelligent and smell better than the italians.............
and fuck you ive been treated for fleas

From: Reality on November 12, 2004 @ 6:07 pm
Comment: Maybe your "flea" collar is just a tad too tight. Jealous fucker!

From: chimp on November 13, 2004 @ 6:12 am
Comment: eat chimp poop maggot

From: Reality on November 13, 2004 @ 1:31 pm
Comment: Chimpanzee

Thank you for coming on this site and proving your jealousy. You are no longer needed so you can crawl back into your cage. I kow you love being around Italians, but ask your shrink to help with the separation anxiety thing you seem to be experiencing. You can work this problem out if you try hard enough. Good luck.

Ciao!

From: Reality on November 14, 2004 @ 10:36 pm
Comment: All you jealous dissers,
Who obviously have no class,
Leave this place at once,
Or kiss my Sicilian Ass!


From: chimp on November 16, 2004 @ 7:18 am
Comment: oh chimp you are so hot ......................
i want you now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: WTF? on November 16, 2004 @ 9:33 pm
Comment: Is Sicilian and Italian are the same race?

From: chimp on November 18, 2004 @ 2:30 am
Comment: yes sicillian and italians are the same race but the sicillian is different in that they are greasier, their women are hairier and they dont wash more than once a month

From: hill billy bob on November 18, 2004 @ 9:43 am
Comment: wopman thats interesting and explains a lot specially the low intelligenc
except the big noses where the hell did they come from

From: fuckracists on November 18, 2004 @ 11:40 am
Comment: there’s only one fucking race ok. THE HUMAN RACE. black, asian or whatever are just ethnies cause of the sun.

From: penal colada on November 19, 2004 @ 8:54 am
Comment: Italy is like the poor cousin of europe they are a laughing stock and an embaressment

From: chimp on November 20, 2004 @ 4:11 am
Comment: sicily is like the sewer of Italy.....its a collection point for all the shit

From: enzo lambertino on November 20, 2004 @ 9:42 am
Comment: everday i thank god i was born ITALIAN

From: FRANK NITTY on November 20, 2004 @ 9:53 pm
Comment: IM SICILIAN AND LOOK BLACK AND/OR SPANISH AND LOVE IT CUZ I BLEND IN WIT ALL RACES.THANK GOD FOR SICILIAN GANGSTERS CUZ U KNOW NOT TO FUK WIT US. I HATE WHITE PEOPLE CUZ UR ALL FUKIN JEALOUS U FUKIN CRACKAZ.MY DIK IS BIG AND I GET ALL THE CHIX,TODAYS LIFESTYLE I LIVE REVOLVES AROUND GANGSTA MENTALITY.TO ME BEING A GANGSTER IS BETTER THAN BEING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.LOOK AT ALL THE MOVIES WE MAKE AND SELL. OUR ATTITUDE IS REVERED IN AMERICAN CULTURE.JUST TO SHOW I DONT GIVE A FUK.....FUK SICILY AND ITALY

From: Angelo on November 21, 2004 @ 4:55 pm
Comment: What the fuck is wrong with you people, your all a buch of dumbasses. LCA

From: Mr. Magoo on November 21, 2004 @ 9:24 pm
Comment: So how did your dago?

From: black panther on November 22, 2004 @ 3:40 am
Comment: cant remember what the joke was now but some of these comments man i cant believe whats goin on in those tiny brains you got

From: Reality on November 22, 2004 @ 8:37 pm
Comment: Jealous Fuckers...please do stay. It makes me feel good to know how jealous you all are. Feels Great....just grrrreat!!!

From: Reailty on November 22, 2004 @ 8:40 pm
Comment: CHIMP, did you manage to escape your cage again? Now go on back, the rats are waiting for you.

From: penal colada on November 23, 2004 @ 8:21 am
Comment: did I step in shit
oh no theres a wop in the room

From: Reality on November 23, 2004 @ 3:57 pm
Comment: "faecal king"

What does that make you? King of shit?

From: penal colada on November 23, 2004 @ 4:02 pm
Comment: I’m sorry man!!! I really love Italians. I didn’t mean to mess with you guys. I just thought by coming here I could be just like you guys, you know......cool. Italians are cool. Fuck man, I wish I were Italian. Nuff respect, nuff respect. I hate my culture. Fuck, I just wish I was born Italian.

From: Reality on November 23, 2004 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: One other thing I should mention, Italians are the most intelligent of all races.

From: chimp on November 24, 2004 @ 4:28 am
Comment: to the maggot who posted using the chimps good name fuck off and use your own and be warned chimp has an extremely large penis and is prepared to use it

From: chimp on November 24, 2004 @ 6:20 am
Comment: i have too admit ...i love to suck on italian dick, especially those big sicilian balls.and i love it up the ass.

From: Reality on November 24, 2004 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: Wow!

From: zabar on November 25, 2004 @ 9:03 am
Comment: just a reminder to all the It aliens out there it is not a criminal offence to use soap and water

From: black ltalian on November 25, 2004 @ 10:42 pm
Comment: i have the best of both worlds

From: wop hater on November 26, 2004 @ 5:16 pm
Comment: WHAT R U KIDDING ME! ITALIANS AINT WHITE THERE LATINO! First of all there dark. and hairy. Second of all they look like hispanics/south american. For people that think italians are white ur dead wrong. they can speak to latinos each. On top of that their rascist and disrespectful to others that r none italians. I don’t feel that way about all italians but just fucken greaseballs that act like basturds(which are most of them).

From: wop hater on November 26, 2004 @ 5:19 pm
Comment: WHAT R U KIDDING ME! ITALIANS AINT WHITE THERE LATINO! First of all there dark. and hairy. Second of all they look like hispanics/south american. For people that think italians are white ur dead wrong. they can speak to latinos each. On top of that their rascist and disrespectful to others that r none italians. I don’t feel that way about all italians but just fucken greaseballs that act like basturds(which are most of them).

From: Mr Do Wop on November 27, 2004 @ 7:48 am
Comment: wop on

From: Napoli e Venezia on November 29, 2004 @ 7:11 pm
Comment: Look. Italians descended from the Romans, who spoke Latin. From them descended a bunch of languages and races. Including Spanish, French, and even Portugese and some Romanian. And the most DIRECT descendants, language and culture, are Italians. Italians have a great culture, and the Romans ruled Europe for hundreds of years. Italians may have some faults, but don’t most races? I am Italian and i live in Montreal. Little Italy rules!!! Do you see a little Greece? No. Italy kicks all you dirty motherfucking asses. Call an Italian a wop to his face. You’ll see. In 10 minutes you’ll have fifty guys, family and friends, beating your measly five person gang. And for the Euro cup, after Italy lost, Portugal was my second choice. Because I respect Portos. Thanks.

From: wop hater on November 29, 2004 @ 10:33 pm
Comment: stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop stinky wop oh and did I mention that wops stink and are greasy slime balls

From: wop hater on November 30, 2004 @ 5:28 pm
Comment: I love italians! ITALIANS ARE THE BEST! ITALIAN PRIDE! ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!ITALIANS RULE!

From: HAHAHHAHHAA on December 1, 2004 @ 12:10 am
Comment: HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM FULL BLOODED SICILIAN LOVIN IT

From: HAHAHHAHHAA on December 1, 2004 @ 12:11 am
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH IM FULL BLOODED SICILIAN LOVIN IT

From: Adam again on December 2, 2004 @ 8:38 am
Comment: ITS OK we all know you non italian are jealous be cuz ur not one of us dont mess with italian cuz we only gonna mess back double what u dish out!
viva ITALY

From: greggles on December 2, 2004 @ 11:40 pm
Comment: what is the matter with you people. Hey guys its a joke site so why the hell do you so worked up over a harmless joke and why even come here if you are so bloody sensitive anyway. Just get over it. Oh and by the way its a good joke too

From: wop hater on December 3, 2004 @ 8:34 am
Comment: n : offensive terms for a person of Italian descent [syn: dago, Guinea, greaseball]

From: all whites on December 4, 2004 @ 3:05 am
Comment: stupid smelly wogs

From: wop hater on December 5, 2004 @ 8:35 pm
Comment: i cant stand that ialians have bigger dicks than me!

gddamn i hate them......i am always so embarassed since im an ugly fast food feeded fat ass with acne all over my face.
all i can do is search on ebay for penis enlargement pills...but after all the boxes i finished my dick is still smaller than the italian standard. i wish i didnt have chinese genes in me.not even my dog gest satisfied when we have sex....please help me guys im desperate!

From: aaaaaaaaaaa on December 6, 2004 @ 4:18 am
Comment: http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nfl/200003/10/38c90e73014c7/MARINO5.JPG

From: wop hater on December 6, 2004 @ 8:32 am
Comment: the catholic church is Italian.
the catholic church has produced more pedophiles than any other group.
Italians have a lot to answer for.

From: Reality on December 6, 2004 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: The Catholic Church is Catholic.

From: wop hater on December 6, 2004 @ 9:45 pm
Comment: well whats the vatican doing in Rome then

From: FRANK NITTY on December 8, 2004 @ 3:54 pm
Comment: I NEVER BEEN PROUDER IN MY LIFE......FULL BLOODED........MARSALA ............YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK

From: loser on December 8, 2004 @ 7:44 pm
Comment: fuckin hairy bastards!! hey hey guess what fuckin italians.... ur motha is a terrable cook!

From: glenn on December 10, 2004 @ 1:08 am
Comment: italians and people they wish were italian? oh yea, i know lots of people who emulate incompetent, greasy, hairy, garlic-stenching neanderthals with speech patterns of studdering retards and a 2nd grade reading level...what world are you living in? i mean lol where do you guys come up with this shit? with all your viva italia shirts, your flags, your mafia glorifications i got news for you...it’s your ignorance that causes people to hate you, not your culture.

From: wop hater on December 10, 2004 @ 3:26 am
Comment: well said glenn you are totally on the mark there. Italians are delusional thinking they are like white people. How many white women do you see that have to shave twice a day and why do gorillas get so horny when a Italian walks past their enclosure. Italians stop with the shit talk. The reality is you are greasy filth balls with over inflated egos and stop with the lies. I think your noses are big enough allready.

From: Rosanna on December 12, 2004 @ 1:59 am
Comment: Wow racism is so cool. Not! I

From: italiano on December 12, 2004 @ 7:09 pm
Comment: dont worry rosanna!

let them keep making fools of themselfs.
just analyse the stupidity of their messages.
its pontless...they cant do nothing else than diss us cuz they have no brain to make logi statements.

they are all jelous of leonardo di caprio who is italian becuz he is attractive and millions of girls including their and my girlfriend went crazy for him.
understand that they have a very primitive way to contrast what is stated to be better than them. they r only able to hate with no real logic eplination.
the world is full of such idiots and theese idiots give a bad reputation to americans by expressing such immaturity.
we defend ourselfs and all they can do is try to put us down again even if we never tried to start a fight. this is sing of non civilization.

From: italiano on December 12, 2004 @ 7:13 pm
Comment: they are only able to diss us back and when we shut em down with a proper intelligent sentence they change subject cuz they have no idea what to write....but its still pointless need to offend us so they come up with stuff like "stinky wop.stinky wop stinky wop" repeated 100s of times.
this shows how stubbornly stupid they are and that they will stop to nothing even if we italians competely stopped posting here.
they would just keep on posting stuff like that for years without a "why?".

theese retards are feeling like great men since they r behing a screen and nobody of us can ome and kick their fat burgerking feeded asses.
they are enjoying so much their position of immunity to a level where they could be classified by a psycologist as a "mentally retarded"

From: all whites on December 13, 2004 @ 7:34 am
Comment: crazy fucken wop
stop fucking dogs
its time to stop

From: wop hater on December 13, 2004 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: stop trying to look like some sort of intellectual italiano you are only making a fool of youself

From: wop hater too! on December 15, 2004 @ 12:16 am
Comment: HAHA THAT JOKE WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

all Wop-sided...lol that was brilliant

From: Alessandro on December 15, 2004 @ 11:19 pm
Comment: United we stand,Devided we fall,Yous can shoot one ITALIAN BUT YOU CANT SHOOT US ALL .
FORZA ITALIA !

LA cosa nostra.... Winnipeg Manitoba

From: gooney goo goo on December 16, 2004 @ 8:50 am
Comment: yeah thats a good joke the only thing I can see from all these comments is that wops dont have a sence of humour. Come on wops just have a laugh ok

From: Go Fuck Yourselves on December 19, 2004 @ 5:07 am
Comment: Ya It was a Bloody Viking that discovered America by the way , they discovered the ruins in Newfoundland. And they did it hundreds of years before columbus and the other italian guy. But i like italians, and i like greeks and i make fun of everybody equally. U dont like it Go fuck yourselves.

From: monga on December 20, 2004 @ 3:51 am
Comment: i am intending to fuck myself just as soon as my penis extension arrives

From: SopranoStyleFamily on December 23, 2004 @ 3:49 pm
Comment: Hmm so if I’m a dirty..hairy...greasy ..how am I such a successful 20 year old model who made over 60 grand this summer with just my face modelling in Europe? Because I am Italian...and I’m GORGEOUS as are ALL Italians..Italians have money, we have expensive everything, we have connections, all because we deserve it and can afford it. So to all the haters..call us what you want but you will never reach our level of excellence. And I would really dare any of you to go up to an Italian and say all the things you are saying here in this pathetic rant that I found by accident and wanted to add my 2 fucking cents, because you all know you would shit your pants before going up to an Italian saying this shit because Italians stick up for their beautiful culture by any means and you all know it. Forza L’Italia!

From: glenn on December 23, 2004 @ 9:37 pm
Comment: "GORGEOUS as are ALL Italians???" oh yea you must be referring to people like robert de niro, james gandolfini, michael imperioli, steve schirripa, aida tuturro, gary dell’abate, etc. shit, the whole cast of the sopranos look like they just walked out of an abercrombie and fitch catalogue...are you fucken stupid?? (oh wait, don’t answer that you’re italian) i mean, maybe in your opinion "all italians" are "GORGEOUS", but i personally like my women without facial hair and a nose that takes up her whole face. you made 60 grand last year..what mafia family are you a member of?

From: glenn on December 23, 2004 @ 9:41 pm
Comment: and another thing, i love how all these stupid goumbas are so confident in their answers and say shit like "you would never say that to an italian’s face in real life, you would shit in your pants, etc." well, i have had the punishment of growing up around some of the MOST IGNORANT, UNEDUCATED italians and whenever one of them would shove the italian flag in my face and say their "forza italia" bullshit and make jokes about my nationality, i certainly have been known come out dominant...intellectually...and if it ever got that far, physically. sorry wops, no ones scared of any one that’s 5’7" or shorter. just because you’re italian doesn’t make you a tough guy...i have taught this lesson it seems one too many times. you should blame movies like the godfather and goodfellas for instilling in you this false consciousness that you’re bigger and badder than you really are...WOPS

From: djandrea on December 24, 2004 @ 5:57 pm
Comment: yo Italian gurls r mad sexyyyyy!!!! dont hate congradulate cuz yall needa stop bein so mad cuz they look betta den u.

From: ~VICTOR~ on December 24, 2004 @ 6:01 pm
Comment: i wanna say wuss up to all my italian mamis that read dis,
wuss good gurlz? we puerto rican boyz luv u, always will. neva stop keepin it gangsta italianos!
one luv to all my italian people! yall bitchez needa stop yall juss straight up hatin!!!

HOLLA!

From: bop a wop on December 25, 2004 @ 7:02 am
Comment: Italian and a model yeah thats a good one. Im sure there are hundreds of Italian men pulling themselves
off to your pictures. What wop couldn’t resist a big nosed, lard ass, hairy back and legged, big nosed
soprano type model bimbo. You have only managed to indicate just how tiny your brain actually is by using
Italian and gorgeous in the same sentence. Italians have money ??? Well yes some have but coruption and extorsion usually
pay quite well where ever you are from. I’m not sure those Italians begging in the streets of Rome and Naples would actually
agree that it is a level of excellence that they would aspire too. And yes I am sure you have connections.....probably in the
Columbian drug trade, arms smuglers and other unsavoury areas.

Please continue with your delusions if it helps you in some way wop.

From: glenn on December 25, 2004 @ 12:38 pm
Comment: LOL

From: wop hater on December 26, 2004 @ 6:21 am
Comment: pmsl when I read that you identify with the Sopranos. You gotta be kidding me they are the most hideously ugly family.
If you look like them then I would seriously consider plastic surgery. What a pack of loony goony wops with their big noses
greasy slick backed hair, chunky gold jewlrey and fat guts. Its just as well you cant smell them.

From: glenn on December 26, 2004 @ 6:03 pm
Comment: italians average an IQ of 102??? the italians around here have lived in the same ethnic enclave for FOUR or FIVE generations and they STILL can’t speak a word of proper english (they call the manner in which they speak "spumonics", similar to how blacks speak "ebonics".) a majority of them are high school dropouts, who either end up working as bricklayers or on construction sites. many become low-level, wannabe gangsters (associates) who usually end up in jail after committing petty crimes for mafia families that promise to bail them out but never care enough about them to do so. the only part of their culture they feel is worthy enough to emulate is to take on the role of the mafioso, which most of them fail to successfully assume in the first place.

From: glenn on December 26, 2004 @ 6:04 pm
Comment: despite the fact that most italian families around here have been in america for about 100 years, their repudiation of core middle-class american values, their lack of emphasis on college education, and their mafia glorifications that catalyze young italians to enter a life of crime make them incapable of upward social mobility. basically, because of who they are as a people, their lower-middle class status remains stagnant. and ONE of the ways that they cope with their situation is to attest feelings of cultural superiority (not ethnic pride) and ethnocentrism based on accomplishments and contributions made by their great-great-great-great etc. grandparents in order to compensate for their own inadequacy. they scream in your face how much better they are than you because of their roots and they act violently towards anyone that is seen by them as racially inferior but of the same or higher social status.

From: glenn on December 26, 2004 @ 6:05 pm
Comment: and as far as italians not able to understand why some white nationalists exclude them from the white movement well? it’s not such an enigma. most italian americans are mostly of sicilian or southern italian decent, so their physical characteristics (dark skin, dark hair, big noses) which were inherited by ARABS, the MOORS, and other non-white peoples certainly separate them from other whites. the only reason why italians are now accepted by certain white nationalists is because the movement has significantly weakened and they will accept anyone that’s european.

From: bop a wop on December 27, 2004 @ 1:12 am
Comment: so very true glenn. its quite sad really that allthough these people have been here for so long they have failed to
embrace the need for education and as a result have remained in low paid low skill jobs. They have always prided
themselves on hard work and yet they have failed to realise that that simply isn’t enough in a modern world to suceed.
It is imperative that they have a good comand of English and yet they are more concerned that their offspring are taught
the old language and culture even if that is at the expense of them making it into the middle class. They continue living
a ghetto style existence passing over the opportunities available to them if only they were to open their minds a little.



From: bop a wop on December 27, 2004 @ 1:15 am
Comment: So in desperation those with aspirations to better themselves but lacking in the skills and intelligence inevitably move
towards small scale criminal activities with the ironic situation that even with money they do not get the recognition or
respect they so desperately crave. They live with the values and traditions of the past in a type of time capsule while
those left behind in Italy have remained progresive so they find themselves in the frustrating position of not being able
to fit into either culture. Their anger and frustration can be so clearly seen in the posts they make here in a pathetic attempt
to justify themselves despite knowing in their own minds that they are lost and it is so futile.

From: bop a wop on December 27, 2004 @ 1:21 am
Comment: They look like some sort of cross bred nigga latino arab and this further angers them because it is the one thing
that they cannot change but so need to if they are ever to gain acceptance and some degree of personal pride and
self esteem. Basically they feel screwed. They are encouraged by their elders to not date or marry outsied the "family"
so the genetic traits of hairiness greasiness and big noses is never bred out. How would it feel to look in the mirror each day
and know that you are never going to look like a normal person.

From: Jenna B on December 27, 2004 @ 2:16 am
Comment: I agree Italians are ugly as a dogs butt

From: italiano on December 27, 2004 @ 7:01 am
Comment: lol lol.....

using a complex vocabulary and grammar in a post doesnt make u sound any better that a redneck.
u guys cant accept our culture wich is respected in most other countries.
for some reason u cant accept that we succed in things u dont.....like being able to give a girl a multiple orgasm.

stop wasting effort trying to make an itellectual post. u are still close minded racist fucks who thinks the world is made up of 50 states.
we went through a lot and at the end always managed to get a life and be happy.
u guys have no idea of what u r talking about. u have no idea what mafia really is and what its based on.

From: italiano on December 27, 2004 @ 7:11 am
Comment: u just dont understand certain things so u fight this bak in a very primitive way.
attacking everything thats out of US standards is what shows ur stupidity and uneducation.
putting ur idea in nice looking words isnt gonna change anything. ur still untollerant and idiotic.
somehow u always search for trouble and this time ur taking advantage of the situation that ur anonimously typing on the net.
nobody of you has the balls to go up to an italian and insult him that way. u r all big giant pussies.
u r ignorant, intollerant, stubborn ect... and thats shows ur stupidity an uncivilization. ur mentally troubled freaks ----> FACE IT!!

From: wop hater on December 27, 2004 @ 7:37 am
Comment: hey wop you can always get a nose job and if you go to michael jacksons plastic surgeon he might be able to turn you into
a white man. but then again you might look like some kind of retarded freak.............oops you allready look like that so I guess
ya aint got nothing to lose anyway.

From: canadian hottie on December 27, 2004 @ 8:08 am
Comment: u haters are all a bunch of douches!

Italians are so damn sexyyyyyyyy! and so nice. they really know how to treat a woman.
u people are jelos losers...italians rock the world!!! ;-)

From: SopranoStyleFamily on December 27, 2004 @ 8:41 am
Comment: How the fuck you do you figure I look like the people in the Soprano’s because my name is that? Fuckhead guess again. Oh and glen stop using words like goumba and pizzelles great you know the little sayings of our culture don’t fucking use them if you’re so against us. You’re probably some white trash redneck living in Kentucky married to your sister. My nose is perfectly proportioned, no uncessary hair anywhere, and basically I’m fucking perfect. And just because I model I don’t have brains? Buddy I’m in my third year university law doing just fine. And don’t fucking worry about the connections I have they are none of your business. Don’t pretend like you know what the mafia is or what goes on outside your trailer park. Get the fuck outta here go back to your sister wife. End of story.

From: glenn on December 27, 2004 @ 8:44 pm
Comment: LOL, italiano you crack me up. look at your posts from above. every time you try and express ideas in your statements that are intended to diss us they end up backfiring back onto you because of incoherant sentences or mispellings (ie "let them keep making fools of ’THEMSELFS’", "they cant do ’NOTHING ELSE THAN’ diss us ’CUZ THEY HAVE NO BRAIN’ to make ’LOGI’ statements", "’THEES’ retards", "he knows nothing about us..but still loves to act like ’AND’ idiot", "do u see any intelligence in ’THEESE’ kind of sentences?") no, you’re right italiano. i DON’T see ANY intelligence in "theese" kind of sentences. i wish i had a brain as big as yours so that i can make some "logi" statements too. i’d say pick up an english dictionary and learn proper english as well as brush up on your spelling before you post any more comments but being that your people have been here for 80-120 years and they STILL can’t speak proper english, i know that’s an impossibility.

From: glenn on December 27, 2004 @ 8:45 pm
Comment: (by the way..."untollerant" is NOT. A. WORD.)  fuck it, i don’t need to say anything, it’s not so much your grammatical errors and your mispellings, it’s your obsession with your culture and your arrogance that makes yourself look like a fucking retard. everything i’m saying about italians pertains to italian-AMERICANS.  i could give a shit about italians from italy or from anywhere else for that matter.  as a matter of fact, italians in italy don’t even consider italian-americans as true italians, so what the fuck do you give a shit for if i speak of the sad truth that is the italian american experience. 

From: glenn on December 27, 2004 @ 8:46 pm
Comment: sopranostyleguineafuck yeah, you’re probably more like corky romano than you are tony soprano. i happen to know asshole that it’s a fact that outta 26 million italians in this country only 5,000 are in the mafia, so don’t try and drop a weak line that was meant to be intimidating like "don’t worry about my ’connections.’" you’re the one that’s obsessing over connections, not anyone else. you think i give a shit if you have connections? most of the italians where i lived had connections but it didn’t keep me from speaking my mind and shutting them up (i guess it’s hard to say anything when you have the TRUTH stuck in your throat.)

From: glenn on December 27, 2004 @ 8:47 pm
Comment: then again you must have connections, cause how else would an italian retard like yourself be accepted into law school without "connected" uncle paulie and "involved" cousin vinnie using their expertise in bribery and extortion to get you into college. what kind of law are you studying anyway...criminal law so that you could keep all your relatives out of jail???
i’m from kentucky???... what the fuck did i say in the posts that YOU’RE reacting to...i said i speak of "the italians that i grew up with."  how many italians do you know that live in KENTUCKY???

From: glenn on December 27, 2004 @ 8:47 pm
Comment: which bimbo italian characteristic is responsible for you not thoroughly reading what i wrote: the fact that you’re italian and you couldn’t understand it because your reading level is that of a 2nd grader, or the fact that this is another example of how lazy italians are and you simply didn’t feel like reading my posts. i’ve lived in two MAJOR, densely populated cities in the NORTHEAST (you couldn’t have been more off, boy you’re an idiot.) one of them being new york city, which has the largest population of italian-americans, so i think i know what the fuck i’m talking about. and im not just from any neighborhood in ny, i lived only 3 or 4 blocks away from one of the most infamous mafia controlled neighborhoods in ny. so don’t say to me i know nothing about the mafia, or italians for that matter.

From: glenn on December 27, 2004 @ 8:48 pm
Comment: and no im not married to my sister, but i bet i could get yours every time i go to parties i always have italian girls that want me not for my blonde hair and blue eyes, but mainly because they know that if i were to let one go down on me they wouldn’t need to cough up any hairballs afterwards. and don’t say any shit about how that was a lie right there and how i WISH i could get an italian girl because it’s just not true like i said before, i prefer my girls without an all year round sun burn and a nose that’s so big you cannot even see their face.

From: bop a wop on December 28, 2004 @ 2:01 am
Comment: Italiano you poor thing I do have to give you credit for trying with your futile attempts. but for gods sake you have the spelling
ability of a pre school child. It is hard to make comparisons about intelligence when you can barely express your views in a
coherent manner. I would also love to know what this obsession about verbalising these coments to an Italians face. Are our
views only credible if spoken ? Here is a harsh reality for you but not everyone holds your people in such high esteem as you
would like them to. Whether written or verbalised they are views that are widely held by others and are no less accurate however
they are expressed.

From: bop a wop on December 28, 2004 @ 2:02 am
Comment: If you find these things so hard to deal with then maybe its better that you don’t visit Italian joke pages. I mean
really what on earth were you expecting to find in here. If it is so upsetting for you then maybe you need to consider some councelling
or anger management because you obviously have issues that you need to confront.
As for resorting to primative ways, nice try but the only ones here making violent threats have been those pro Italian posters.

From: wop hater on December 29, 2004 @ 2:12 am
Comment: I don’t give a fuck what you say you wops are a bunch of garlic munching big nosed trash

From: wop hater on December 29, 2004 @ 7:01 am
Comment: ok but since when have Italians been clasified white

From: glen on December 30, 2004 @ 2:48 am
Comment: hey villani...my posts are wrong??? well i guess everything written in the history books about the moorish, middle eastern, and french occupation of sicily and southern italy are nothing but silly lies...come on gimme a break. my facts are historically accurate no matter how hard italians try and turn nonfiction into fiction. sicily and southern italy were controlled by various non-white peoples for YEARS (4 christ sake im not gonna say it again.) i have a feeling you know this, but denial keeps you from believing and/or accepting it. southern italians, who comprise of 90% of the italians in america, have distinguishable features that separate them from most other whites (ie dark hair, the big nose, the garlic stench, excessive body hair, thick bone structure, and the most influential, dark skin.)

From: glenn on December 30, 2004 @ 2:49 am
Comment: dark skin doesnt necessarily correlate to a person’s race, but prejudice is spurred from physical differences, skin color and facial features being the most apparent. much of the world’s outlook of your average italian does not pair up with its outlook of an average white person. everyone can recognize an italian on the street (as you can a black, hispanic, asian etc.), but most people cannot identify the nationalities of other whites (ie w. europeans, french, germans etc.) THAT is what separates italians from other whites...not so much their literal "race" but their physical and cultural characteristics.

From: glenn on December 30, 2004 @ 2:50 am
Comment: even still, genetics and anthropology aren’t the only factors that influence classifying people as white. social status, temperament and CHARACTER also affect how we racially categorize a group of people. it’s bad enough that italians are so dark and have black and middle eastern admixture, but their violent, criminal behavior, poor education, lower class status, etc. are all outcomes of their CULTURAL BELIEFS AND PRACTICES (for ex.’s look what i said above)

From: glenn on December 30, 2004 @ 2:52 am
Comment: also, i strongly disagree with what you said about kids reacting violently due to feminism and weakend family relationships. italians believe in a strong nuclear family, but it doesn’t stop them from (4 ex.) committing violent crimes with baseball bats like they love to do. of course you would feel safer in an italian neighborhood than you would a black but as far as going to school, it’s the same (blacks and italians are both stupid and violent, two behavioral characteristics of many that are shared by these two groups.) and the mafia, which stands for morte alla francia ITALIA anelia (translates to "death to france is ITALY’S cry"), referring to groups of insurgencies that protected italian soil from the french were started by...jews??? that is obsurd.

From: glenn on December 30, 2004 @ 2:53 am
Comment: there certainly were many jewish gangsters (meyer lansky, bugsy siegel) that started organized crime on the lower east side but they didn’t start what was to be known as the mafia from the 1930s til the present day. the only jewish gangsters today are the russians. and besides, the italians after the 1930s overwhelmingly dominated crime. they were the blacks of today, with americans viewing them as violent, animalistic criminals. and in some areas, this perception has not changed.

From: glenn on December 30, 2004 @ 2:53 am
Comment: and for this fucken retard you’re exactly what the us immigration commission called the southern italian in 1911.."impracticable and highly imagined", which only proves my point of your inferiority. my "messages" are not stupid but they can be supported through facts. i would say look it up in a history book but being that you’re italian, it would be a miracle if you knew the alphabet let alone read a book. i no, i’ll explain it in vowels so you’ll understand - you’re-a dumbe, smelly-i stupido, guinea bastard-u, you’re-a skin reminds me of-a shit-a, go fuck-a your-e mother.

From: glenn on December 30, 2004 @ 3:47 am
Comment: wtf r u talking about you think guys like john gotti, lucky luciano, al capone etc. were jewish???? i don’t even understand what the hell you’re trying to say. they were catholic, they were ITALIAN. simple as that. and again anyone that rejects italians doesn’t necessarily reject them for their racial identity but for their ethnicity and social disorganization within their communities. like i said before, i grew up amongst them my whole life. (boston and ny) the neighborhood i lived close to had 52,000 italians, so i know what the hell i’m talking about and hollywood has not influenced my way of thinking. i could name about 15 incidences off the top of my head where i’ve seen fights break out with baseball bats, lead pipes, golf clubs, etc. growing up...behaving in ways that didn’t separate them from the blacks and hispanics that lived in my area too.

From: hill billy bob on December 30, 2004 @ 7:34 am
Comment: never did really think much of wops and now ya mention it they do look a bit like a
nigra but sort of with tan boot polish instead of the jet black

From: glenn on December 30, 2004 @ 5:24 pm
Comment: villani...i haven’t proved that italians had any black/semitic admixture? what do you want dna evidence??im not a genealogist, merely someone who knows about (more so hammered into my head) italian but primarily italian american history/culture. if you so desperately need "proof", i wish i could bring you around my old neighborhoods in brooklyn and si...there were some (not a majority) of italians that literally looked filipino, mexican or half black (and it was these guineas that were by far the nastiest motherfuckers because they knew of their dark complexion and negroid features so in attempts to be perceived as white, they would beat up nonwhites and some whites to compensate for their insecurities) they were complete animals. these italians were full-blooded, urban shit. they were hs dropouts, low-life nothings (all of this was explained above.) but i can’t bring you around that area so all i can say for you is to take mine, and a lot of other people’s word for it.

From: glenn on December 30, 2004 @ 5:25 pm
Comment: