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Posted by: sea on September 4, 2004 @ 7:14 pm
1. Why are there only two pallbearers at an Italian funeral? A garbage can has only two handles.
2. Why Don’t Italian kill flies? It’s their national bird.
3. What is the difference between Air Italy and US Air? The letter H....US Air has air under its wings and Air Italy has Hair under its wings. |
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Bart on September 7, 2004 @ 6:03 pm |
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Hey, these are the same ones my Italian friends in Montrel told me years ago |
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Bart on September 7, 2004 @ 6:04 pm |
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Hey, these are the same ones my Italian friends in Montreal told me years ago |
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alexi on October 14, 2004 @ 12:12 pm |
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thats a stupid joke u better stop im italian and wen u mess w/ italians u will shut ur mouth after words! |
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kool man d on October 31, 2004 @ 11:24 am |
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i think everyone shuts their mouth after words |
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bung eye on November 2, 2004 @ 2:56 am |
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these joeks stink bad just like smelly garlic munching wops |
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Adam on December 2, 2004 @ 8:30 am |
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dude this is not funny at all im a Italian and im not even laughing at this but hey good try |
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Adam on December 2, 2004 @ 8:32 am |
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dude this is not funny at all im a Italian and im not even laughing at this but hey good try |
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Italian Calabrese on December 6, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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Fuck u all |
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fuck you on December 6, 2004 @ 10:00 pm |
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listen bitches ant’ no way you can match up to us italians.... Id kick ur ass all over the goddamn place |
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wops suck ass on December 15, 2004 @ 12:32 am |
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lol those jokes were hilarious...especially the first one
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The Calabrese on December 24, 2004 @ 5:29 pm |
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u greek fuck, italy is da best and dats dat, greece is full of shit |
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gress ball itlaian on December 28, 2004 @ 12:11 am |
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i hate smelly italians they are sneky and full of them slef and have and dont were deoderent and are hairy ugly motha fuckers that u cant trust bottom line ITALIANS ARE FUCKING DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *IRISH PRIDE* i.r.a. |
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Sam on January 1, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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To the one who said Irish Pride on December 28,2004; How many black people have Italian sur names.....I know what your Irish daddy was doing behind the old wood shack with his black girlfriends......hahaha....you shanty drunken black Irish Pig!! |
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Rebecca on January 2, 2005 @ 1:36 pm |
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ok you sick irish ass (dec 28) your the one thats full of yourself . what the hell are you doing looking at italian jokes any ways. yeah thats right you wish you were italian.
ITALAIN PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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lorenzo on January 3, 2005 @ 10:20 pm |
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y dont u put some greek jokes up their the ones who smell like shit and are hairy bithc |
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sicilian don on January 3, 2005 @ 10:22 pm |
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fuckin dumb mutha fucka say one more thing about italy and maybe you will get some cement shoes for christmas |
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carlitto8 on January 6, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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vini vidi vici..i came i saw i conquered.... an banged all yur muthafuckin sistas, wives an wat eva otha birds around yu got in yur skanky straw huts that yus all call a house yu irish, greek, an anglosaxon bootybandit shirtliftin woofters.......andatevi a succarvi gli coglioni se ne avete, andate a!. sieti tutti brutti puzzente finocchi, avete capito,? si o no,! andatevi a fare in culo allora sti stonati!!!! |
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carlitto8 on January 6, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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THERES ONLY 2 PEEPS IN THIS WORLD, ITALIANS, AN THOSE WHO WANNA BE ITALIANS...CANT BLAME ALL THESE POOR SODS REALLY, BUT WAT CAN YU DO INNIT!!, EITHA YU GOT IT LIKE US SOUTHERN ITALIANS OR YU GOT SHYT CAZZO...... ANYWAYS DEVO ANDARE ADESSO PAESANE, STATIVI TUTTI BUONI E PARLIAMO UN’ALTRA VOLTA OKE...JAJAJA.... |
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CARLITTO8 on January 6, 2005 @ 5:01 pm |
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Minghia!!! i furgot again. were bouts are yu located rebecca, thats all i wanted 2 say rite now...Buonanotte ... |
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john on January 15, 2005 @ 6:14 pm |
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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil? |
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halfbreed azz kikr on January 30, 2005 @ 9:46 am |
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villani, why don’t you explain why italians are so damn ethnocentric, especially towards the irish? having lived in three big cities throughout my life (NY, Boston, and now Philadelphia) , if seems that whererver you find a critical mass of itlaians, they are usually a bunch of human trash with behavior on par with negroes or spics. they are violent, compulsive, and preech the idea that the "italian race is the best." |
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halfbreed azz kikr on January 30, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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villani, just so i can clarify one thing. i have nothing against decent italian PEOPLE. whether you believe me or not i actually know a handful of decent italianos, hell i’ll probably even like you if we ever meet in person, from what i can make of your posts, you sound like an intelligent guy. but once you get past the italians that are actual human beings, the rest are just garbage. but i’ll agree with you that all those apes & monkeys going after white women is really disgusting. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on January 30, 2005 @ 12:20 pm |
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matt, i’ll even give you an example of italian trash. take a look at a poster named "crisafulli" this asshole has got quite a bit of posts all throughout the "italian jokes" section and he just loves to rip on the irish. since you like to bash any joke that is "anti white", so to speak, why don’t go ahead and bash the italians who revel in bashing their "white bretheren?" |
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halfbreed azz kikr on January 30, 2005 @ 12:25 pm |
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also, i’d like to know why it is that in anyone who isn’t fully italian but is mixed with irish or german or polish blood, etc proclaims that they’re "100% italian" and shuns the other aspects of their ancestry. i mean are italians superior to the irish, scottish, swedish, poles, the switz, etc? because you’re the first italian i’ve seen to at least proclaim to respect anyone else who isn’t italian. and trust me, i know from experience that the types of italians with "God Complex" outnumber the italians who are actual human beings. |
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Damn on January 31, 2005 @ 1:41 am |
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The southern italians think they’re all godly. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on January 31, 2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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to "ITALISH" , not to rain on your parade but dicaprio is half german. thats why he looks white. and DON’T compare an italian to an irishman, we have nothing in common. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on January 31, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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one more thing it’s the italians that are always pulling shit on the irish and just about everyone else, not the other way around. get your facts straight. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on January 31, 2005 @ 4:37 pm |
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whoa easy there villani. if i recall the italians were always telling their kids to "stay away from the micks and the paddies." yes every race is a bit ethnocentric but italians the most, right next to the negroes. like i said they love to bash ANYONE who isn’t italian and it’s still going on today. not to mention the fact that a majority of italians still haven’t risen above that type of sickening behavior. i’m not only irish but i have small amounts of scottish and swedish blood in me but i will tell anyone who wants to know what my ethnicity is that i’m irish, scottish, and swedish. i embrace all aspects of my background regardless of the fact that i’m predominantly irish. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 2, 2005 @ 10:29 am |
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i have to disagree with you on your very last point. more italians than not are exactly what i’m saying they are. a bunch of savages who will lash out at anyone, whites included, in an attempt to prove their own "whiteness." i know, because i’ve been there before. and like i said anywhere that you can find a critical mass of italians in one area, they turn it into a mob infested ghetto. absolutely lawless, sickening, and savage human trash. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 3, 2005 @ 10:57 am |
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let’s not forget the fact that the italian mob was the very first organized crime syndicate in america. names like capone, torrio, or genovese are infamouns in the annals of history for their brutality and savagery. and with the exception of the italian people who have assimilated into society peacefully, the bulk of them HAVE NOT. way more than just 15% are ghetto trash because most of them brag about the mafia and all it’s glory. i need not remind you that the mob is full of savages that deserve to die slowly and painfully. yet these assholes glorify a criminal organization like they were wearing a badge of honor. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 9, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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matt villani, do not tell me that names such as capone, gambino, and genovese are jewish. those are italian names. the mafia was started in ancient sicily as a means of protection against invaders. however, as time passed, power corrupted and the once benevolent vanguard for peace turned into a crime syndicate. it spread from sicliy to the southern half of italy where it was brought to the U.S. it was then and still continues to be the largest and most widespread mafia in america. i know my facts villani, jews may be stingy and good at screwing you out of your money but it’s a historical fact that the mafia was and still is an italian creation. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 12, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
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read up on your history villani assholes like capone, torrio, joe columbo, carlo gambino, vito genovese, etc were all ITALIAN. not italian jews but raw italian. they either emigrated over from italy or were born into ITALIAN families over here. |
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SICILIAN PRIDE!!!!! on February 18, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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None of you "white italian pride" pricks know what your talking about. When we as italians first came to this country especially in the south the WHITE PRIDE shit that you are talking was used against US! The people you claim to be a proud decendent from were hung from trees, run out of town, thrown in jail, raped, and treated like animals by these irish white pride racist fucks. I as an Italian American do not want to be put on the same level with a group of people that once thought us to be on the same level as slaves! Those Irish fucks tried to run us out and we took their country!!! I’d rather be associated with an African- American or Spanish person than a fucking shamrock picker!!!! |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 18, 2005 @ 5:49 pm |
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to "sicilian Pride" hey asshole, the irish didn’t do jack shit to the wops. you fuckers came to this country and right off the bat introduced organized crime to the fledgeling nation. then you assholes tried to whack anyone else who wasn’t greasy or didn’t speak spumonics, irish included. goobamh fucks. who the hell do you think you are? you run this country? give me a break, whites run this country and the only reason you’re here is because Uncle Sam allows it. if you don’t like whites so much then pack up your shit and head on home. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 19, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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and ever since movies like "the godfather" or "goodfellas" came out almost every one of you bitches think it’s cool to be part of the mafia and glorify a bunch of criminals like it’s some sort of shining beacon to the world. bottom line is you assholes deserve to be hated. you think that the whole world revolves around your halfbreed race. call the irish, scottish, and other whites what you want, but this is our country and out turf. and i’m damn proud to be a "shamrock picker." better that than being greasy, looking like shit, and fucking other men up the ass. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 21, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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well then villani it looks like we have some sort of understanding. you even admit yourself that italians play into their stereotypes more than anyone else does. you’ve got the "sicilian pride" asshole who tries to distort the truth by making the irish out to be persecutors and criminals when the irish worked harder and took mor shit than anyone else when they first came to america. and just because we live our lives quietly and peacefully with out having to resort to organized crime doesn’t mean we’re cultureless. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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you say that this site has shown you to what extent the irish and italians will hate each other but what you don’t realize it that your precious italians are always acting just like the "stereotypes" given to them. they will gladly fuck with anyone who isn’t italian and talk shit about how italian culture is the best. hell it isn’t just the irish who hate the italians it’s just about everyone. |
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Emilio De Angelis on February 22, 2005 @ 12:23 am |
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Actually. The irish love the italians. St. Patrick was italian. And he went to Ireland to rid it of lucifer and the snakes. St.Patrick was white.
But hey. All italians were white, except the sicilians. I hate sicilians because they ruin the italian picture. Italians are white. Atleast admit the mainland (northern, central) italians are white GENETICALLY, I won’t be happy untill you do, because they always have. It’s proven, everyone knows it. I just really hate it when people compare real italians to sicilians. There’s a saying that goes; " There’s Italians. And then there’s sicilians", Because they’re DIFFERENT.
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ITALIANS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TANNED? THEY OWNED ALL OF EUROPE AT ONE TIME, AND RAPED EVERYONE, AND ALL OF EUROPE IS WHITE, DON’T YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE ALOT MORE TANNED PEOPLE IF MAINLAND ITALIANS WEREN’T WHITE!? |
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Emilio De Angelis on February 22, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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HERE, I will show you ONE picture of a pure Italian guy, and this time i’m POSITIVE he’s pure italians because he even said on his cooking show. His name is mario batali, he has red hair, green eyes, and he’s italian. VERY white. He looks Irish/Scottish, but I assure you, he’s white. Because i’m white, and have red hair, brown eyes. But i’m 100% white. Mainland italy.
go to google and type in Mario Batali and look. |
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Emilio De Angelis on February 22, 2005 @ 12:35 am |
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Here I found a picture of Mario Batali. Please, atleast look at THIS one.
http://www.canoe.ca/Lifewise2FD0206/21_largerthanlife.jpg
he’s 100% Italian. I admit you were right about Robert De Niro. But this time I KNOW i’m right because on one episode he said both his parents are italian. |
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SICILIAN PRIDE!!!! on February 22, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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Sicilians are darker because we have arabic roots. Every place from Napoli to Malta originally were inhabited by darker people.
I don’t know anything about northern Italians because growing up we weren’t exposed to them and I was taught that they were about as prejudice against us as the Irish people.
And to Emilio just because someone doesn’t come from Africa or aren’t oriental doesn’t mean that they should be grouped with several other cultures that have nothing to do with them. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 22, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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and you weren’t exposed to the northern italians but yet you were taught to hate them. you weren’t even exposed to the irish and you were taught to ahte them also. i got to hand it to you fucks you sure know how to deal with people. then again that is the typical sleazy attitude of the south, hate anything and anybody you don’t understand. it’s not surprising. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on February 23, 2005 @ 9:41 am |
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hey de angelis, all i have to say about mario batali is ... damn! |
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Kalliopi on March 1, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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I’m 50% greek, 25% irish and 25% italian and i know it sounds strange that a greek mixed with anyone else because of all of the stareo types that greeks will only marry their kind but it’s not true at all.
What are Greeks considered? |
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halfbreed azz kikr on March 2, 2005 @ 10:28 am |
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i really don’t know how to anser that. i personally have nothing against greeks and i think they’re white. greece had always been far enough away from north africa to avoid any contamination of the bloodlines when the arabic empires were at their peak of conquests. |
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Emilio De Angelis on March 9, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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Even though the greeks are tanned right? |
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Jiggy on March 13, 2005 @ 1:32 am |
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Wow? Ever hear that it’s civilised not to take enthic jokes too seriously. If you can’t laugh at these then don’t be on a joke site? |
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Artemis on March 16, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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What you guys are arguing about is stupid. Its like saying a German person isn’t white, of course they are, and so are italian people, and Greek people like me. |
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italy4L on March 18, 2005 @ 2:22 pm |
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You people are so sad you have to celebrate someone who was italian (st.patrick) and convince yourselves he was irish, cuz lord knows you got nothing else to celebrate, and then you stereotype all italains as being in the mafia when in reality it is about 1-2%, and originated in sicily, and did you ever hear of "the westies" thats right the irish mafia, copy us much?....sad. I’ve heard you irish say "hey we all have a little irish in us" I thank god everynight that I dont, why would I want to be a drunk. and to halfbreed azz kikr you’re sad my friend, you must not have to much to live for, or much of a life period. Or you are just pissed off cuz your national color is green, hmmmm isnt that the same color as vomit, or your teeth? Pleeze pleeze dont crack a smile while u read this, the computer screen may crack, im only telling u for your own good. |
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greasy Italian on March 19, 2005 @ 12:46 am |
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I HAVE SEX WITH EGGPLANTS |
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salpietro on March 24, 2005 @ 6:22 pm |
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irish people are as white as ghosts |
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bruno on March 26, 2005 @ 8:18 am |
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fuck all ruddy drunk northeuropeans and goddamned yankes! we italians are to superior compared with you pale sort of humanoids. I hope you all get aids and ebola! |
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bruno on March 26, 2005 @ 8:22 am |
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i know my english is very bad but i couldn’t care less: english is a shit language! |
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halfbreed azz kikr on March 26, 2005 @ 11:04 am |
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italy4L, looks like you’ve got your head shoved way up your ass. it’s a stereotype that all irish all drunks. we like our drink but assholes like you blow it way out of proportion also i wouldn’t be bashing anyone else for being drunks when italians have a well known rep. for being drunks themselves.
as far as st. patrick goes, he was scottish, he only ended up in rome to do monastery work. good try but no cigar. and as far as the mafia is concerned i know there’s only a small % who are actually involved but the rest of you love to act like you’re involved and imitate that type of despicable behavior.
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halfbreed azz kikr on March 26, 2005 @ 11:11 am |
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in counter to your little quote i’ve got one you fuckers like to say so much" ur all jez jelus cuz u cant be italain." that’s copied word for word. well dumbass i’m glad that i can string together two coherent sentences without sounding like an idiot, i like speaking the english language instead of some retarded ghetto slang, i’m grateful that my skin isn’t shit toned and greasy. can’t same the same for you fuckers from the boot and sicily.
as for vomiting, yes i feel like doing that every time you retards post shit that proclaims your "superiority" to everyone else. or do i feel like laughing? either way it’s italians like YOU who think you’re the shit when you’re just shit. and just remember the people who don’t like you despise your attitudes, they’re not "jelus" for not being retarded. |
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GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:20 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
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Pogues on April 15, 2005 @ 5:09 am |
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You ginnis are so funny i mean come on its obvious the irish are more sucessful than you wops actually i always get into arguements with wops and all they do is quote there dumbass mafia movies which the character in the movie WAS IRISH (Jimmy Burke Goodfellas) And i find it funny how italians like to be proud of there criminal heritage atleast my people the irish have lives . We have a a month named for us , a college which possibly is the best school for football in the country even know there football has kinda been a little dry lately but they will come back and st josephs day damn i know italians who dont know what the fuck that shit is hear its a holiday where a bunch of fat ginnis go and stuff themselves with food till they have a heart attack..
And no st patrick was not a ginni he was english in a rich roman AREA that doesnt mean hes italian dumbasses. and i find it sad that theres been alot of italian pope’s and the best one is polish.
Its astonishing. |
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Pogues on April 15, 2005 @ 5:15 am |
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And oh yeah we have better music to.
The pogues and the best songwriter ever Shane Macgowan which is the best songwriter ever but you italians dont like good music.
That’s to bad your food sucks aswell. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on April 16, 2005 @ 12:15 am |
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yep that’s right, st. patrick was an anglo saxon who took on a roman name during his lifetime. so if you want to get technical, he wasn’t really irish, but he wasn’t italian either.
it is funny how they try to identify with their mafia, claiming they’re the best people in the world just for being italian, and making death threats. they talk shit about how blacks are uneducated and criminals when the same can be said for many italians living here, and to a much greater degree. they like to bash the irish for being drunks when these same guineas are drunk off their asses 24/7. |
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halfbreed azz kikr on April 16, 2005 @ 12:20 am |
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they just don’t realize that identifying with crime and always telling everyone that their mafia is gonna kill them is just making them look bad, not badass. oh and don’t forget they always assume everyone is jealous of them when the truth is so many people hate the majority of them for being pompous assholes. they discriminate like there’s no tomorrow without realizing that there’s stereotypes against them that people can use to throw back at them.
unbelieveable and hilarious at the same time. lol!
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Pogues on April 16, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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That new scorsese movie is based on the irish mob in boston. Its gonna be great.
Irish are the best and damn we even have the best music , food , drink man im proud to be irish. Che Guevara was irish , Michael Collins , Hell even Robert De Niro is irish. I respect italians who dont hate on the irish but the ones that do like to brag about how they got there ass kicked by irish cops and raped by there fellow italians in jail just need to leave seriously.
Seriously and fast. |
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Heat on April 17, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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hey easy, you can’t blatantly say the Irish are the best, that would be very arrogant. It’s like the many ignorant italians saying that they’re the best and everyone wants to be like them when they have no proof of it. easy with that.
I also respect the italians who have Old School morals and who can get along with people other than just italians. those italianos are cool as shit. thumbs up to you guys.
robert de niro isn’t quite fully irish, he’s three quarters irish, but that’s getting prety close. |
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Heat on April 17, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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as far as those italians who like to brag about how famous italians have contributed greatly to the world in order to claim that they’re better than everyone, little do they realize that those were INDIVIDUALS who made those achivements, guys like leonardo da vinci, evangelista torricelli, nicholas copernicus, etc. were all INDIVIDUALS whose intentions were pure hearted and they sincerely wanted to contribute to the world, they’re probably spinning in their graves right now looking at how far their descendants (otherwise known as italian americans) have fallen. |
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Pogues on April 17, 2005 @ 6:10 pm |
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I say they keep doing there mafia movies man watch the jerKy boys it was hilarious how the irish jerky boy played frank rizzo.
Man did he play those italians LOL |
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Heat on April 17, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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little do they know that those mafia movies are making them look bad. what’s even worse is all the ignorant italians who’ve watched them one time too many, and then thinking that’s their culture, proceed to act exactly like that exhibiting ethnocentric attitudes towards all non italians, beating defenseless civilians with baseball bats, etc. the list keeps on going. unbelieveable lol! |
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Heat on April 18, 2005 @ 10:54 am |
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oh yeah that scorcese movie was about the irish mob in new york, not boston. just so you know. |
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Pogues on April 19, 2005 @ 12:31 am |
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And my friends the Godfather sucked so get over it.
Jeez... |
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Heat on April 19, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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then i guess you weren’t talking about gangs of new york. sorry about the mix up there. so then what’s the name of this upcoming movie?
as far the the most fercious irish gangs, they were actually the chichesters back in the days of hell’s kitchen. they were so fierce and brazen with their attacks, that even the anti irish nativist police forces were afraid to take them on.
yeah whitey bulger was definately the smartest gangster ever, he was king of the underworld, always stayed a dozen steps ahead of the opposition, and has eluded capture by the authorities to this very day. |
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Heat on April 19, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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aww nuts that’s *ferocious up there.
about the westies,although their numbers never exceeded more than a dozen members, they still reigned for over 20 years, and make themselves such a fierce unit that, you said it, even the "much vaunted" italian mob was forced peacefully deal with them. lol! |
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Pogues on April 19, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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The movie is called The Departed and Leonardo Dicaprio(Again playing an irish role)is a irish cop and Jack Nicholsen plays a boss of a irish gang and Matt Damon i believe is another boss or the right man of Jack in the movie.
I’ts a remake of the asian movie Internal Affairs but based on the irish mob fight with the boston police.
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Heat on April 19, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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thanks for the info. if you get the chance pogues, check out (no pun intended) the michael mann film Heat. it stars al pacino, our favorite 3/4 irish 1/4 italian actor robert de niro, and val kilmer; i’m pretty sure kilmer is either irish or has some irish in him.
anyways it’s a very good film. |
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Pogues on April 19, 2005 @ 11:52 pm |
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Hell guys even the best boxer has irish heritage.
Muhammad Ali! |
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Pogues on April 19, 2005 @ 11:55 pm |
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I’ll have to do that and yes Kilmer has some irish heritage. See Miller’s crossing with Gabriel Byrne it’s fucking great and its directed by the Coen brothers its based on the irish mob. And actually my name "Pogues" is a really good irish punk band.
Best band ever! |
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Heat on April 20, 2005 @ 12:36 am |
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speaking of boxers don’t forget old school irish iron men like jack sullivan, james corbett, (they were fucking champions of bareknuckle ring fighting) and my favorite irish boxer of all time, jerry quarry! |
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Pogues on April 20, 2005 @ 2:10 am |
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Dont forget Gene Tunney , and Jack Dempsey and also Billy Conn and that boxer Kevin Mcbride of Ireland who is fighting Mike Tyson june 11th on pay per view. |
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Heat on April 20, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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lets not leave out mickey ward either. |
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Pogues on April 20, 2005 @ 6:39 pm |
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Yeah him to! |
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Pogues on April 20, 2005 @ 6:41 pm |
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Everbody claims Rock Marciano the best boxer because he was italian and undeafeated bullshit dude(dude was a word created by the irishman Oscar Wilde) Rocky was inspired off irish boxing and he was only undefeated because he fought everybody over 40 when he was 20.
Thats cheating. |
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Heat on April 20, 2005 @ 7:59 pm |
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that’s right the only big namers he fought were an aging joe louis, jersey joe walcott, and ezzard charles. they were all either over or nearing forty when they fought a 20 SOMETHING marciano who was in his prime. and here’s another fact, maricano was tight with the mob just like frank sinatra. he would use his connections to pay some fighters to take a dive, he did it in his last fight against an old timer named archie moore, the mob paid an ancient moore to throw the fight to ensure that marciano would retire undefeated, fucking disgrace! |
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Heat on April 20, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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I can only wonder just how things would turn out for marciano had he fought in the 60s-70s which was the golden era of heavyweights. i’ll wager a whole shitload of money that he wouldn’t make it very far against either ali, quarry, frazier, foreman or any of the other top heavys. since the competition was so good back then paying fighters to take dives would have aroused A LOT of suspicion, and you and i both know the mob has its limits, especially when it gets put in the spotlight. |
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Pogues on April 21, 2005 @ 1:00 am |
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Floyd Patterson was a great boxer also he even said when he fought he was fighting for the blacks and the irish. My dad used to work at the olive garden and he quit because he was tired of being around fat wops in suits and they had loads and loads of cologne on.
Jeez the madness dude... |
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Pogues on April 21, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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In the old days you had the Irish Vs. Jews and the Irish Vs. Italians and the Irish were always the winners because...
We had the luck, The luck of the Irish. |
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Pogues on April 21, 2005 @ 4:04 am |
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And i forgot Jimmy McLarnin the irish boxer who always beat his jew and italian counterparts. Man he was great. And when a reporter asked people in a magazine if Sugar Ray Robinson fought Jimmy McLarnin who would win?
The people picked Jimmy McLarnin which was a great honor to a irish boxing legend. |
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Heat on April 21, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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yeah, the irish do have it’s greats, in all aspects of society. I just hate it when ignorant ass guidos fucking stereotype and discriminate like there’s no tomorrow, especially against the irish.
these guidos are guilty of all the things they bash other people for, for examples look at one of my previous posts, I think I named a few specifics. |
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Heat on April 21, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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oh yeah pogues, I was wondering how big are you? how tall do you stand and what do you tip the scales at?
I’ll start with myself, I’m 6’2" and weigh between 210-217 lbs. it isn’t quite hulking, but...it isn’t small either lol! |
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Pogues on April 21, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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im 7"5 210 pounds.
Hey do you like baseball? |
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Heat on April 21, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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did I read you right 7’5" but only 210 lbs?
nope, I’m afraid i don’t follow baseball. I do follow basketball, football, and boxing ( old school though, todays boxing is a joke compared to the 60-70s era) |
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Pogues on April 22, 2005 @ 12:08 am |
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Oh are you a democrat? |
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Heat on April 23, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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no I’m not a democrat. I’m not much for politics, I follow it at times but........... |
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Pogues on May 4, 2005 @ 9:13 pm |
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Oh alright. |
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Heat on May 4, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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haven’t heard from you in a while. life’s been keeping you occupied I presume? lol, stay in touch. |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 12:41 am |
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btw Pogues, if you’re a film buff, you might be interested in these 2; star wars episode II and batman begins. both come out this summer.
and even though these 2 are pretty far away; the bourne ultimatum and superman returns comes out summer of 06.
do you listen to linkin park, green day, our lady peace or any of the contemporary and old school bands?
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 9:37 am |
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Im not a big film buff but i like James Cagney and John Wayne , and Pat O’Brien(not that insider guy) and my favorite movies are The Quiet Man , Yankee Doodle Dandy , and Angels with dirty faces some great classic there, burt those new movies look interesting. The music i like is irish music (dubliners, wolftones , clancy brothers , Pogues etc. and i like motown music (early motown) and i like sam cooke alsobut yeah i had lost my internet connection but im back so thats why i was gone. |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 12:28 pm |
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okay then lol! in reference to an earlier post of yours if you want to talk a little bit of government and politics, I’m up for it. |
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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Yeah we will speak of politics sometime, What happened to all the italians on this board? It’s just us 2 now. |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 2:04 pm |
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well, it’s kind of better that a lot of them are gone. I don’t know about you, but I was getting bored with arguing with them all the time with their senseless bullshit. those assholes know nothing about their own history and of how most of america sees them today.
if they did, they sure as hell would have the sense NOT to discriminate against the Irish, Germans, Asians, Blacks and basically every other group of people on this planet. |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 2:15 pm |
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for example, go up this page and look for posts from some stupid wop named italy4L. see the arrogance in his/her tone. the way this retard arrogantly uses stereotypes and such and mentions all the bad aspects that happened to the irish during over the course of their history in this country. but little does that jackass know that italians were looked down on just as much when they first came over here. in most parts of america today, that still holds true. and it’s got more to do with their racist and ethnocentric attitudes towards every group of people than it does with the media or any other possible factor. |
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 3:54 pm |
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The funny thing is with italians is they actually think the mafia is a good thing and eventually every italian gangster either gets arrested by the irish cop or dies a cowards death. Im not sure about you but thats not a hero’s death. |
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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Yep arrogance and stupidity was in that olive gardners’s posts.
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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LOL "olive gardener" very nice!
good point about the coward’s deaths, either that will happen to every eye-talian gangster or they’ll get caught and their "tough guy" mentality will fade away and they will be BEGGING to snitch on their own kind in the hopes of getting a lenient sentence. they’re just too stupid to face the truth (for them the harsh truth) that organized crime is only making them look bad, not badass. |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 4:30 pm |
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they’ve been watching the rocky movies waaaayyy too many times to think that they’re bigger and badder than everyone. they have this totally fucktarded assumption that being italian automatically makes them tough and that they’re better than all other people. you just can’t help but shake your head at that kind of stupidity.
and pogues, did I read you right you said you’re 7’5" but only 210 lbs? |
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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No sorry im 236 pounds 7"6 .
The godfather man how exploited is that movie, I find it very boring and very fiction. But everyone knows Muhammad Ali would have whipped rocky’s or rocky marciano hell muhammad ali can beat em both at once! |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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damn, 7’6" that’s a pretty tall order, lol!
and about the irish cops, sadly there were a good number who got murdered or some nasty shit happened to their family/friends because they arrested some stupid criminal wops. so in "retaliation’ for getting arrested, these goumbas order a drive-by or throw some of these law upholding citizens to the bottom of a river. |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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they’re always complaining about how people "stereotype" them as being mobsters, but at the same time these ignorant greaseballs are playing into their own stereotypes. they watch all these mafia movies and get the impression that the mob life is their culture.
keeping that in mind they will act exactly like that with all their baseball bat beatings and river dumpings; don’t forget their stupid ghetto slangs. for christ’s sakes can you sink any lower? and at the same time, they keep thinking that they’re better than everyone just because they’re smelly, greasy, and retarded. unbelievable. |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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as far as the godfather is concerned, I’ve never watched all of it. too damn boring and I couldn’t stay awake, which is a good thing. what the hell is so good about a long (way too long) movie that’s got nothing but a bunch of fat greasy midgets talking shit in their ghetto-speak. |
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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That’s my brother’s weight and height. |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 5:16 pm |
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what’s your weight and height? |
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Pogues on May 5, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
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I told you.
7"6 236 pounds plus why do you care so much? |
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Heat on May 5, 2005 @ 10:27 pm |
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wait you said that was your brother’s weight & height. ah neverminnd, lets move onto other topics shall we?
hmmmm...politics, where do you want to start off? |
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Pogues on May 6, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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We will talk tommorow cause i got a busy day today.
Take care. |
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Proud to be italian! on May 6, 2005 @ 10:10 pm |
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YOU ALL WISH THAT YOU WERE ITALIAN!!!!!! THATS RIGHT, I SIAD IT.BY THE WAY THESE JOKES SUCK, REALLY SUCK!!! ITALIANS HAVE VALUES AND MORALS AND ARE POPULAR PEOPLE |
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ITALIAN on May 6, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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i am proud to be italian!!! But these jokes suck!!!
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Heat on May 7, 2005 @ 12:05 am |
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Oh god here we go again, here’s a tip everybody who’s born the way they are don’t "wish" they could be anyone else. try compensating for your own insecurties some other way. |
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Heat on May 7, 2005 @ 12:11 am |
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and one more thing Pogues and myself are just here to have a casual conversation not to have an all out racial war. anything we have said in the past pertaining to italians have been in regards to all the ignorant racist ones who have no life outside of bragging about criminal activity. that’s all. |
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Pogues on May 7, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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Yes like Heat said me and him are only against the ignorant mafia wannabe bitches. |
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Heat on May 7, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
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Pogues glad to see you’re back. so which part of politics captures your attention enough that you’d like to talk about it. |
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Pogues on May 7, 2005 @ 12:46 pm |
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I was at the cubs game , damn did we boo loud when they lost.
DAMN LATROY HAWKINS! |
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Pogues on May 7, 2005 @ 12:47 pm |
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Well you start out the politics discussuion, I dont know where to start. |
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Heat on May 7, 2005 @ 1:20 pm |
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well what do you think of britain and how it’s treated ireland in the past and have obviously contributed to many of ireland’s current troubles (i.e. a divided country)? |
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Pogues on May 7, 2005 @ 2:28 pm |
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I gotta stop posting here for awhile cause my hate is growing and that’s not good. So if i return heat i hope to see your name as a poster.
Take care. |
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Pogues on May 7, 2005 @ 2:31 pm |
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I think Britains treatment of Ireland is not good for anyone, Not good for Britains treatment from america meaning alot of americans are of irish descent and alot of people in England are of irish descent. The IRA and Sinn Fein are scaring the british more and more when a bomb goes off so i wouldnt really expect any big things from England against Ireland or the irish.
Take care. |
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Heat on May 7, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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yeah Pogues stay healthy, whatever hate towards whomever or whatever, I hope you get to release it in a constructive manner.
good luck. |
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Pogues on May 7, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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I hope to talk to you soon and make sure you keep the irish #1 in this forum.
God’s speed. |
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Heat on May 7, 2005 @ 7:41 pm |
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alright brother, always remember that you’re an individual. keep your head up and in the long run, don’t worry about any ignorant ass limp dicks who might try to piss you off, whatever race they might be.
they are losers and nobodies and are only attempting to compensate for their pathetic deficiencies. peace out. |
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Pogues on May 7, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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Will do.
and thanks. |
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Heat on May 7, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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so long for now bro, hope to hear from you in the future. |
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qbanita14 on May 27, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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i think we should move all of our conversations to older jokes. im not going to post anything about it in the front since it will encourage bert to move here. |
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Anna on August 8, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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listen to yourselves why do u all profess hate?
i think ur a bunch of idiots for being ignorant prejudiced, racist bigots
dont u know that u cant group people and call them good or bad
what the hell did ur parents teach u?
basic common sense
i shouldnt get angry makes me just as bad as you lot to react to such comments
hate only breeds hate
there is good and bad people in every so called "group" "race" "nationality" etc
there was an old tale
a man told his son to go to one to group and find one person who was completely good in one group
and he came back and he said he couldnt find anyoneso he told him to go to the other group and find someone who was completely bad..and he came back and he said he couldnt
take each person as an individual
each of us wants to be happy, we all have the same needs .. we are all humans and should be respected as such
learn to open up ur mind and who knows what u may discover!
learn to love and the world will be a better place :) |
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...observations... on August 17, 2005 @ 1:27 pm |
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Italians never cruel. Sicilians never’ll hurt you.
Irish and italians are a good match...
Isnt so:)) ? |
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Your all wrong! on August 23, 2005 @ 1:08 pm |
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ok I just had to get in on this. First of all your all wrong. If some of you are Italian as you claim, then you would know if you knew anything at all about your back ground that although the Itaians may have started the MOB as you all call it, then you would know WHY IT WAS started in the first place! And since you dont I will tell you. THe MOB as you call it was formed because a Italian wedding was about to take place and the bride on this wedding was in the church when French men broke in and raped her!! And when the Italians found her and the men got together to get the French out of Italy. THe word MOB as you all keep refering to first comes from the Word Maffia. Which is stands for To the death of the French we chear! So in fact in the begining the Maffia started as a good thing.
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too funny on August 23, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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This is to Emilio DeAngelis
You keep saying that your white! lol First of all thats a color not a RACE.
White people as you call yourself are a mix of everything!! So you understand means,
that you have a mix of different races in you. Like the color of my skin is WHITE however, I have indian in me for one and German and god knows what else. you see, THe English people came to these lands and took the land away from indians rape them got them pregnant and thats history. I bet some where down the line YOU |
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fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu on October 17, 2005 @ 4:33 pm |
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itlaians are the best ur just jealos that ur not italian |
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Truthfully on October 17, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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You only think Italians are the best. No, nobody is jealous for not being Italian, we GRATEFUL that we’re not part of that whole arrogant, loud mouth, stepping in shit bunch of losers who think they know it all. |
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john gotto on March 19, 2006 @ 11:54 am |
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I am half guinea half mick and this shit is fucking stupid. STOP IT!! italians are all either fat, lazy, sleazy, or dirty, and irish are all either loud, arrogant, wasted, or pale as fuck with some nasty red hair. Can’t we all just get along and realize that it’s a person’s stupidity, not their heritage, that determines whether or not they’re worth talking to? |
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Non racist human on April 10, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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I think all of you are really scaring, your prejudices are just something I thought in the modern world could not exist anylonger. Well I was wrong.
I just hope never to get in touch with someone like you |
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*Italian pride* on May 9, 2006 @ 1:18 pm |
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Fuck all you who r talkin shit bout Italianz u just hating u kno we beautiful peoplez and we got everything u greek irish or wutever da fuck u r want we gotz da mafia, gucci, ferrari, armani, and fine ass people so don’t hate! |
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Bill on May 23, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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Mario Batalli is also Irish, his mom is and Marlon Brando is NOT Italian or Sicilian BTW. |
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mystery solved on July 4, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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Here the deal. there is an italian band named almamegretta with a song called hannibals children. In the song they ask why do we have black hair and black eyes and dark features. In the song they say it is because they know they are the children of Hannibal. A great black general. Italians are the offspring of black africans. Mystery solved my friend So italians are not really white but a amalgam of some black african blood and roman blood and other races mixed in. |
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Irishman on July 31, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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Italians are always all mouth no action!
We ahve more fighters in the hall of fame, and that fact always killed them!
They hang on to marciano like money, because hes the only guinea in boxing history above five foot...Dempsey and tunney were better. |
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mriccis1 on August 24, 2006 @ 11:24 am |
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Why you Irish bastards grow mustarch,? so you can look like your mother. Iknow you didn,t getthat round mouth from eating square meal. I herad your mouth is like tea cup you like everyone bags. Now that F KING funny!!!!!! |
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