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lie detector exam
Posted by: John michaels on October 20, 2004 @ 9:05 pm
An Englishman, an American and a Italian are called upon to test a lie detector .
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine’s silent.
The Italian says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. |
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kool man d on October 31, 2004 @ 11:17 am |
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this joke is good, BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. |
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ITALIAN on November 4, 2004 @ 7:31 pm |
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thats fucking wrong.....
most of my people are honest people....mafia guys lies for their reasons...we r mostly honest people.
(machine stays silent) |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 9:52 pm |
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THERE IS POOP SMEARED ON ALL OUR WALLS
OH WHAT ARE WE TO DO?
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
OLD MR. JOHNSON HAS NOT RETURNED THE CALLS
FROM DEAR JAY&JAY, AND I SMELL POO
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
FOR 2 YEARS I WAS IN A TRAP
OH, BUT NOW I’VE CROSSED THE GAP
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
TOMMY IS NO BUM, AS JAY&JAY HAS HIS FIRST TASTE
OLD MR. JOHNSON, WHERE DID YOU GO?
YOU MUST RETURN TO JAY SO HE WON’T GO TO WASTE
OH, I WENT PEEPEE AND POOPY AND TALKED TO JOE
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
AH AH AH AH AH AHHHH
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greek on November 5, 2004 @ 6:40 pm |
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italianz...dont u mean the least trust worthy...stupid wop |
| From: |
italian on November 6, 2004 @ 8:49 am |
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^^^ at lest we r not the big nose ugly fucks |
| From: |
johns mum is a lesso on November 7, 2004 @ 9:40 pm |
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what is wrong with u your so F*ckin F*cked up u Horr |
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hahah on December 5, 2004 @ 1:32 am |
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funy shit, its true italians are really fucking dumb!!!!!! Almost every italian I know is either in jail or costa la costra(spic word for mafia).. Fucking idiots i’ll tell ya.. |
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italian on December 5, 2004 @ 7:54 pm |
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costa la costra?
bwhahahaha...ur a fucking idiot! LMFAO!!!
its " la cosa nostra" u fucking idiot! a person with a tiny ammount of education would know!
in fact you are so idiot u didnt even understand the joke! LMFAO!!
the message in this joke is not that we r dumb! geez
we idiots...hmm well well...we where poor and desperateduring the 20s and in not many years most of us managed to become great powerful men with efficent organizations.
its thank to us if you americans managed to drink some alcohol during the prohibition!
how silly can a person be. |
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fuck the wops on December 15, 2004 @ 12:24 am |
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fuck the wops fuck the wops fuck the wops |
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italia on December 15, 2004 @ 1:31 am |
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^^^
it took big brains to write down that one!
bwhahaha |
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Proud Canadian on December 25, 2004 @ 1:22 am |
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I think what the joke is trying to say is that Italians don’t think...As soon as they say "I think" the machine buzzes thus proving that as soon as the Italian said "I think" the machine knows its a lie-Italians don’t think. I’m not putting down anyone, I’m just clarifying the joke. I don’t like any jokes that make fun of someones intelligence.
"The Italian says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine" |
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Proud Canadian on December 25, 2004 @ 1:27 am |
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The joke is trying to bring out 2 American stereotypes of Italians 1. they lie
2. they don’t think
I heard this joke from an American. He really pissed of some Italians at work.
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| From: |
sicilian on December 27, 2004 @ 4:54 am |
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italians are the master race all others can get on their knees |
| From: |
DOM on January 22, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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YOUR ALL SO TOUGH....COME TO NEW JERESY FOR ONCE. YOU ALL TALK TRASH IN YOUR LIVINGROOM BUT NOT HERE. BET YOU NEVER MET A REAL ITALIAN SO STOP THINKING YOUR TOUGH. |
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Forza on January 22, 2005 @ 11:48 pm |
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Guido’s right, girls are attracted to italian guys, i should know myself, i AM chick. u stupid irish losers are too drunk to know wtf is going on u cant tell ur elbow from ur ass, dick! |
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guytano on January 27, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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i think this joke is offensive to me and my fellow italians.i think you are ignorante to
everyone italian. i think an apology is due from you and your il lento friends |
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guytanoisaloser on January 27, 2005 @ 12:30 pm |
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your not italian guytano |
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guytano on January 27, 2005 @ 12:33 pm |
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u are a straniero! you are a sporco,grasso ilignorante stupido cattivo finto debolingia!!!!! |
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guytanoisaloser on January 27, 2005 @ 12:39 pm |
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You made that up why don’t you talk to my face Christopher Aquavela |
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guytano on January 27, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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mark shut up you are il ignorante stupida idiotia |
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italians are sexxyy on January 28, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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the real joke is tht instead the italian is a blonde ..wow
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spaghetti_dick on January 31, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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The title should be dumb italians. I mean yes they all are on a lie dectector. But the joke, is trying to say, which is very funny is Italians can’t think, hence they are dumb. Which may or not be true. But regardless, funny funny joke! I give it a 5!!!!!!!!! |
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phils. jhoy on March 6, 2005 @ 1:31 am |
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the joke is funny...
Oopps! it’s only a joke so don’t be mad....
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| From: |
GreekItalianSpanish on March 15, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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Greeks, Italians,Spanish. All of the men are hot. I absolutely adore their accents, and they are so gorgeous! And everyone i have met have been gentlemen.
Also, Vin Diesel has italian in him, and i am sure all the girls will agree that he is HOT as!
Oh man, if there are any lookalikes of him in Italy then i am going there!
All so hot and beautiful people |
| From: |
mcsmarty pants on March 16, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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italian dago wop bastards suck ass erin go bragh ireland forever |
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GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:18 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
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GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:19 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
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sicilian on June 28, 2005 @ 8:59 am |
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italian rule the world
all who dont like fuck u we get the mob on your ass |
| From: |
ItalianHottie on June 29, 2005 @ 8:40 pm |
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Fuck you dumb mother fuckers! Italians do rule the world dont hate. |
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italyisajoke on October 27, 2005 @ 2:35 am |
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hahaha italy rules the world my ass, if they did then why did they run like little pussies in wrold war one, wow and plus u wops make me sick, SHAVE UR DAMN BACKS ALREADY |
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Brooklyn TONY on January 31, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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The joke was stating that We don’t think .... WE KNOW!!!!!! ..... I’m 100% Italian and I love hearing people try to talk down.... It just shows me how jealous poeple are... Don’t hate... It’s not our fault your not Italian.... and stay away from our woman!!!!! |
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Brooklyn Tony on February 11, 2006 @ 2:23 pm |
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Vin Diesel is HOT????? are you kidding me...HE’S BALD!!!!!! period! |
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SAtan on February 24, 2006 @ 11:10 am |
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Mussolini was Hitlers BITCH master race my ass, Even the mafia is a joke thats why everybody knows about it. There are much greater orginisations that shmuck ass mafiosos bow down to. |
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Pam on February 28, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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I’m italian,but I THINK that’s not an offensive joke...it’s just a joke like many others. Anyway...here in Italy people can think, but the main problem is that they r blind.They cannot see what’s happening to this fuckin’country. The Dwarf is destroying us but we can’t do anything. You should live here to understand...you shouldn’t judge a whole country on the basis of a few people. |
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Ahem *cough cough* on March 3, 2006 @ 12:24 pm |
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heya brooklyn tony...nobody is jealous cuz were not italian. get sumthin straight moron a lotta ppl dont like u cuz ur loudmouths and dickheads. stop telling ppl to stay away from ur women their ugly none wants them. we stay away with out u tellin us. wake up and smell the coffee with ur big noses and quit day dreaming. dumbass. |
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