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why are most italians named tony
Posted by: rob on February 6, 2005 @ 5:49 pm
why are most Italians named Tony?
Long ago when they were being sent over on boats they had to NY stamped on there heads. |
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an italian on February 9, 2005 @ 3:54 pm |
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ok i give you that was a funny joke. |
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asdf on February 9, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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THAT FUCKIN JOKE SUCKED MY LEFT NUT |
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viva italia on February 11, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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i forgive you |
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jiggle my wiglge on February 14, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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oooooohhhhhh,thats some harsh shit.i think i’ve see you’re family members,i think i shot one of them at my last safari in botswana,and another thing,italians ARE europeans but you wouldn’t know that for the simple fact that you’re a 3rd grade drop-out, |
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the garlic man on February 14, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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GET YOUR FRESH GARLIC BULBS,3LBS.FOR $1.00 |
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Rob X on February 15, 2005 @ 3:47 am |
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hey all you wops out there listen up. apparently they are making a new series of planet of the
apes and are going to need heaps of extras. you gotta be greasy and really hairy so all you
out of work wops can really cash in on your ugliness this time.
this role was made for you guys ! |
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WTF!? on February 15, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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yo "joe" let’s not forget that the wops were the only axis power to turn tail and switch sides once they saw the heat coming around the corner. so "kiss it" just remember that the reason italy is shaped like aboot is because something in the shape of a shoe couldn’t possibly hold all that shit. |
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kiss it on February 16, 2005 @ 2:55 am |
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fuck yous all ok
america only want to make war and everyone hate them for it. all you bastard do is bring the
misery into people lifes. you dogs of war and take your fucken bases out of Italy and go
keep fuck up your own country like you do with everything. you americas lazy loud mouth
mongrels who think youi better than everyone but you are a nothing when you compare with
Italians. we make the love not the war and we always get the girls.
Italia numero uno
America i spit on you |
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Antonio on February 17, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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Haha ur so funny! not! Ur a fucking dumb ass shit face! America is so shit compared 2 italy! Ive got a joke, Q- Why are Americans so dumb A- I dunno dey just are! Dick heads! |
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WTF!? on February 19, 2005 @ 9:13 am |
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yo "antonio" don’t be calling other people dumb when YOU yourself can’t even spell or use correct grammar. " I dunno dey just are." dumbass wops, you and your fucking spumonics. and if america is so shit, then why is america the most powerful nation in the world. i don’t see italy having any say in the big affairs of the world. |
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Emilio De Angelis on February 20, 2005 @ 4:04 pm |
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Here, I will post pictures of italians... just go to the website, and tell me if we’re not white. Ok? ok. Here we go. Italians are white!
copy and paste the websites into your browser and take a look.
Steve Buscemi: (Reservoir Dogs, is Italain) http://biografieonline.it/img/bio/Steve_Buscemi.jpg
Leonardo Di Caprio: (Gangs of New York, Played as an Irish Gangster. But..he’s Italian!) : http://www.fotoajans.com/male/leonardo_di_caprio/leonardo_di_caprio_image_008.jpg
James Gandolfini: (From the Sopranos): http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0081/main.jpg
Dan Marino: (QB for the Miami Dolphins, is full Italian): http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nfl/200003/10/38c90e73014c7/MARINO5.JPG
Roberto Benigni: (Life is Beautiful, Italian movie): http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/roberto-benigni/roberto-benigni01.jpg
Now copy and paste these websites into your address bar, and look at all of them. You tell me they aren’t white. |
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Italian Stallion on February 22, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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I meant pale up there... Sorry... Pale North Italians... |
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21 on February 23, 2005 @ 8:15 am |
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Where can you find American Jokes? Not here, but try:
http://forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=384&w=20885243&a=20885243
and have a good fun out of Americans ;o) |
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Itallian Stallion on February 24, 2005 @ 2:15 am |
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Thanks... I’ll take a look. |
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Itallian Stallion on February 24, 2005 @ 2:17 am |
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You fool, its in Yugoslavian or something.. damn you suck... Not every one speaks poor people languages... SHIT! |
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Itallian Stallion on February 24, 2005 @ 2:18 am |
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And for now on I’m not Itallian Stallion.. I’m A Mature Situation. |
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Lama on February 24, 2005 @ 3:33 am |
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I actually get this joke, and i reckon its funny! |
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ItalianChica on February 24, 2005 @ 1:28 pm |
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hmmm for the one who posted pictures of steve buscemi and various other celebrities, I just wanted to make it clear that every italian’s ancestors come from different parts of italy. The northerners tend to have lighter hair and lighter skin, while the southerners (my family)have dark hair and dark skin. Hence, the racism that goes on in Italy, and aparently in north America too. Why does it matter if we’re white or not? It pisses me off when I get mistaken for Mexican, Native, and.... *shutter*... Hispanic. I’m confused about my background because of people always telling me that I’m white but NOT REALLy white, as if to say I’m dirtier than everyone else. Or when people act suprised to find that I’m Italian. I think that we should just cut the shit, and be proud of who we are and where we come from.
ciao |
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A Mature Situation on February 26, 2005 @ 6:04 am |
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Nicely put :) I have dark skinned family, but i am white, like i said above... You ARE still considered white beause you’re italian. I hate it when people say i look German, or English. I might be a little bit of those, but im ITALIAN! |
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Matthew Giovanni on February 27, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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Long live Italy!
The country of true white people!
Morte prima de dishonore!
Schiaffe tutti! |
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Mick-Kraut Redneck on March 6, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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Wop Police is a great American. I couldn’t of said it better myself. All you wops can kiss my white American Ass. |
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A MAture Situation on March 28, 2005 @ 1:46 am |
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I don’t get it, Why do people say eye-talians? Instead if Italians? |
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curious george on March 28, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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why do ppl say guinea? what does it mean? |
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yo on April 8, 2005 @ 9:47 pm |
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what is a guinea or ginny however you spell it? |
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Joseph on April 19, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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A guinea is another racist word for Italians. |
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What? on April 22, 2005 @ 4:59 pm |
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A mature situation.....How could Christopher Coloumbus be italian when his name does not end in vowels?
I am confused, considering someone else told me that a true italian will always have a vowel at the end of his/her name! |
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What? on April 22, 2005 @ 5:19 pm |
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Ok looked it up and what i found was a big debate over whether he was Italian, or a Spanish jew.
And if he is so Italian, why was he buried at a cathedral in Seville (spain)
In fact all of his handwriting was always written in spanish, not once did they ever find anything written by him in the italian language.
And columbus(i just found out) is not an italian name. It is associated with Catalonia, which is a region in Spain.
All the facts point to him being spanish.
Maybe you should do some research into this before you go promoting yourselves.
Here is a quote for you.....
It takes one man to discover, but it takes an army of men to conquer!
Remember that quote the next time you want to look "down" on someone!
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Amtex on April 30, 2005 @ 7:09 pm |
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Well, they got damn good food, a couple of good looking women, some cool ancient ruins, and a million dumb, arrogant bastards. Nazi pawns. |
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Italian-Canadian on May 20, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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Colombus Is Italian. Everyone knows that. He is not spanish, he is Italian. I think I would know. Get out your history books and start reading. He was Italian but his journeys were funded by Spain and Portugual and therefore he wrote in spanish. Wow. Im italian and I can speak and write french but im sure as hell not french. Just because you live or work in a certain country does not mean you are that ethnicity. and you do not have to have a vowel at the end of your name to be italian. There are Italian last names without vowels at the end. Did you know Fenos is an Italian last name? My best friend is pure italian with that last name. So an Italian NOT a spanish person discovered America AND guess what? America is NAMED after an ITALIAN. Amerigo Vespucci. Italians are overall amazing because they have contributed so much to the world in music, art, food and they are so damn sexy. The italian language is also the purest form of latin and most beautiful. |
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ItalianStallion on June 14, 2005 @ 1:23 am |
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Yeah the italian canadian guy is right italians have contributed to a lot of music and food and things like that, and why the hell does everyone keep saying we are greasy my skin is dark but not greasy. im pretty sure your just jealous of your peice of shit ethnicity (plus the guy up there spelt "descent" wrong you ass clown |
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BellaItaliano on July 6, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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Italians can have any colour of skin, it all depends on where your family originates within Italy. Of course the Italian identity is fucked because of all this bickering about whether we are white or not, there are many debates on whether Italians should be included in the term Latin-America but when you think about it that term is used incorrectly. When someone thinks of Latin-America of course he thinks of Puerto Rico, Cuba, Mexico etc... and of people with brown skin and dark features. But a Latin-American can be any race including Caucasian (Cameron Diaz), as well as black and Asian. Hence, Latin-America is NOT a race but an ethnic group. So why aren’t Italians, Portugese, Spanish, and French people included in that ’’category"? After all aren’t we part of the Latin culture and language? |
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Sour_Grape on August 29, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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Um... Brooklyn Irish: It’s not the italian people putting Irish people down, It’s Spanish people doing it. Not even just Spanish people other races too. Alot of Italian people like Irish people. I personaly don’t like spanish people for they always insult other peoples races, Witch it quite sad. So don’t just say italian people are putting people down, because ALOT of others are doing it. Not that you really will take the time in you’re life to realize that. |
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Veronica on October 24, 2005 @ 2:23 pm |
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My family: blondes, redheads, green eyes, blue eyes, fair, and freckled...and southern Italian...Taranto, Italia.
You’ll see your fair share of people with my colouring all over the south, just like you will see the tanned brunette ones as well. |
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Polish Hammer on March 7, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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Why cant we all get along? |
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luigi on March 30, 2006 @ 10:04 am |
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hey yall for real Americans are so stupid
omg they are always on those videos where they fall from a skateboard
get hit by a car,get ran over by a train,(example ..Jackass Johnny knoxville and his Gang ..the idols and representatives of the american people of today)
do and say the stupidest things and have a low sense of humor
here is another pointer without italians America wouldn’t be what it is today
and if you make fun of the how italians spell english at least they got this far
and jealousy is all that it is
just to point out a few things so yall can stop bragin about being america which doesn’t have such a benefit at all |
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Spider on April 20, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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That is a good joke, and it is very funny, and very clever...the only reason why the itallians are pissed about it, is becuase they can’t come up with anything...so why dont you just "FOGET ABOUT IT"
bada bing |
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search is over on July 2, 2006 @ 12:06 pm |
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The Italians are so called Guineas because they have dark skin. when the English came in contact with the native peoples of Papua New Guinea they were very dark skinned people. Ever since then we have noticed the resemblence between italians and the native peoples of papua new guinea. Personally I think that Italians look like native americans like the Indian people found in america. In the old days on tv Italians always played the indians never the cowboys in the films. |
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