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Armless
Posted by: Vincenzo on February 10, 2005 @ 4:15 pm

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Q: What do you call an Italian with no arms?
A: Mute


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From: italiano on February 12, 2005 @ 6:00 pm
Comment: like that one.....lol...i guess...only italians will understand this joke!
maybe also a few rappers.....hehe

From: bella on February 16, 2005 @ 4:04 pm
Comment: good one! That is so true lol

From: Emilio De Angelis on February 20, 2005 @ 4:03 pm
Comment: Here, I will post pictures of italians... just go to the website, and tell me if we’re not white. Ok? ok. Here we go. Italians are white!
copy and paste the websites into your browser and take a look.

Steve Buscemi: (Reservoir Dogs, is Italain) http://biografieonline.it/img/bio/Steve_Buscemi.jpg

Leonardo Di Caprio: (Gangs of New York, Played as an Irish Gangster. But..he’s Italian!) : http://www.fotoajans.com/male/leonardo_di_caprio/leonardo_di_caprio_image_008.jpg

James Gandolfini: (From the Sopranos): http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0081/main.jpg

Dan Marino: (QB for the Miami Dolphins, is full Italian): http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nfl/200003/10/38c90e73014c7/MARINO5.JPG

Roberto Benigni: (Life is Beautiful, Italian movie): http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/roberto-benigni/roberto-benigni01.jpg

Now copy and paste these websites into your address bar, and look at all of them. You tell me they aren’t white.

From: louise on March 11, 2005 @ 3:04 am
Comment: see, this is a funny jk....u dont have to bagg us to get a laugh!

From: Vincenzo Conforto on March 22, 2005 @ 5:49 pm
Comment: Damn it Emilio!!! cant i enjoy a joke without your bullshit on it!
I fucking live in italy, i dont see myself as being white and neither
do my compagni. Forza italia

From: Vincenzo Conforto on March 22, 2005 @ 7:06 pm
Comment: Bella, YOU ARE HOT!

From: gaeoheognag on March 27, 2005 @ 6:33 pm
Comment: egegnaeiugaqhgbaegnavihagog

From: GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:15 am
Comment: What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!

Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.

-A.P.D.-

From: Vincenzo Conforto on April 15, 2005 @ 11:46 am
Comment: I am greasy, i am spaghetti with meatballs, i am maria with big hairy armpits and lots of snatch hair. I am eating spaghetti now cause i am italian cannibal, i like dolmio sauce and i always know when girl has period cause i wear dolmio grin. My friends are jealous of me cause i got asked to work in oil company and they didnt, but i deserve job more cause all my blood sweat and oil go into the job. I am lotsa greasy and my papa guiseppe tell me i like him in so many ways.....goodbye for now my oily friends

From: Aussie on April 19, 2005 @ 11:05 pm
Comment: Don’ worry Italian people, we all love you here!

   
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