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urinal
Posted by: redman on February 16, 2005 @ 7:13 pm

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How do you break an italians neck
you close the toilet seat on the back of his head when he hes getting a drink of water


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From: Kristy on February 20, 2005 @ 7:32 am
Comment: great joke
well done redman

From: Emilio De Angelis on February 20, 2005 @ 4:01 pm
Comment: Here, I will post pictures of italians... just go to the website, and tell me if we’re not white. Ok? ok. Here we go. Italians are white!
copy and paste the websites into your browser and take a look.

Steve Buscemi: (Reservoir Dogs, is Italain) http://biografieonline.it/img/bio/Steve_Buscemi.jpg

Leonardo Di Caprio: (Gangs of New York, Played as an Irish Gangster. But..he’s Italian!) : http://www.fotoajans.com/male/leonardo_di_caprio/leonardo_di_caprio_image_008.jpg

James Gandolfini: (From the Sopranos): http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0081/main.jpg

Dan Marino: (QB for the Miami Dolphins, is full Italian): http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nfl/200003/10/38c90e73014c7/MARINO5.JPG

Roberto Benigni: (Life is Beautiful, Italian movie): http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/roberto-benigni/roberto-benigni01.jpg

Now copy and paste these websites into your address bar, and look at all of them. You tell me they aren’t white.

From: redman on February 20, 2005 @ 6:00 pm
Comment: thank u Kristy for having a sense of humor and 4 u sending me positive energy
when u laugh stress is gone

From: Kristy on February 21, 2005 @ 9:19 am
Comment: redman you’re welcome buddy. totally agree that laughter is the best medicine.

From: redman on February 21, 2005 @ 7:58 pm
Comment: Kristy hit polish jokes and see the shit comments i received if you can decifer
send me a comment at polish jokes man there are weirdos out there from polish girl
do u know why poles have big noses cause the air is free

From: Viva Italia! on February 22, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
Comment: Haha, that was a good one redman.

From: Emilio De Angelis on March 1, 2005 @ 2:16 am
Comment: OMG GUYS! OMG!!

I FOUND A WEBSITE THAT WILL PROVE MY POINT THAT ITALIASN ARE FUCKING WHITE!!!

RIGHT HERE!!

HERE ARE NORTHERN ITALIANS:

http://www.angeltowns.com/members/racialreal/north.html

CENTRAL ITALIANS:

http://www.angeltowns.com/members/racialreal/center.html

SOUTHERN ITALIANS

http://www.angeltowns.com/members/racialreal/south.html

OH LOOK THEY’RE SO GREASY AND NON-WHITE!!! HAHA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!! THEY’RE WHITE!! WHITE YOU PIECES OF SHIT!!!

There is NO fucking arguing now you dumb fucking shit heads you!

From: louise on March 11, 2005 @ 2:54 am
Comment: thats a sick joke, not even funny....i dont even see the humor in that at all! if the italians drink outta a toilet, than u must go running in afterwards to drink ther shit, coz obviousli u got so much coming outta ur ass

From: Whatever on March 17, 2005 @ 11:54 am
Comment: Grow up louise!!
It is a joke, no one else got offended,why should you?
If you are too immature to take a joke then go tuck yourself into bed with a good fairy tale and leave the jokes to the "adults" in the world, you miserable little momma’s girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:14 am
Comment: What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!

Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.

-A.P.D.-

From: Fuckin Funny on April 19, 2005 @ 10:48 pm
Comment: That joke was great!!! Funny as Fuck!!!!!!!!!

From: micheal carleone on July 8, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Comment: That joke sucked, you could easily use that joke for anyone of any ethnicity, but you chose Italians, you fucking lame joke telling cocksucker

   
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