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Posted by: redman on February 16, 2005 @ 7:25 pm
How do you tell the bride at an italian wedding
She’s the one with braided arm pits |
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Emilio De Angelis on February 20, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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Here, I will post pictures of italians... just go to the website, and tell me if we’re not white. Ok? ok. Here we go. Italians are white!
copy and paste the websites into your browser and take a look.
Steve Buscemi: (Reservoir Dogs, is Italain) http://biografieonline.it/img/bio/Steve_Buscemi.jpg
Leonardo Di Caprio: (Gangs of New York, Played as an Irish Gangster. But..he’s Italian!) : http://www.fotoajans.com/male/leonardo_di_caprio/leonardo_di_caprio_image_008.jpg
James Gandolfini: (From the Sopranos): http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0081/main.jpg
Dan Marino: (QB for the Miami Dolphins, is full Italian): http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nfl/200003/10/38c90e73014c7/MARINO5.JPG
Roberto Benigni: (Life is Beautiful, Italian movie): http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/roberto-benigni/roberto-benigni01.jpg
Now copy and paste these websites into your address bar, and look at all of them. You tell me they aren’t white. |
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xoyankee7xo on February 21, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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hjahahhahaahah |
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MR ITALIA on February 25, 2005 @ 4:37 am |
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ITALIAN WOMEN SHAVE I THINK U HAVE THEM MIXED UP WITH BRAZILIANS FUCKER |
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dan k on February 25, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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yeah they shave their moustaches |
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Proud Americian Firs on February 26, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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My parents are from italy, I’m a first generation American. We was the first Italians in my neighborhood. I put up with a lot of crap about being a dirty WOP . Guess what? ! our house was the cleanest on the block . I never heard of an Italian being call a Red Neck. |
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Emilio De Angelis on March 1, 2005 @ 2:15 am |
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OMG GUYS! OMG!!
I FOUND A WEBSITE THAT WILL PROVE MY POINT THAT ITALIASN ARE FUCKING WHITE!!!
RIGHT HERE!!
HERE ARE NORTHERN ITALIANS:
http://www.angeltowns.com/members/racialreal/north.html
CENTRAL ITALIANS:
http://www.angeltowns.com/members/racialreal/center.html
SOUTHERN ITALIANS
http://www.angeltowns.com/members/racialreal/south.html
OH LOOK THEY’RE SO GREASY AND NON-WHITE!!! HAHA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!! THEY’RE WHITE!! WHITE YOU PIECES OF SHIT!!!
There is NO fucking arguing now you dumb fucking shit heads you! |
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Kawalski on March 7, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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They musta had the shit knocked outa them. How else could a stinking wop be white |
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Vincenzo Conforto on March 22, 2005 @ 5:42 pm |
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Hey Emilio, Whats wrong with not being white?
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GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:13 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
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Vincenzo Conforto on April 15, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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I am not greasy and i don’t like spaghetti. I like cornbeef but not pastrami. I don’t have a distaste for soap but water drys out my white skin so I don’t use either. I don’t have dolmio grin but grin of hate. I do like hairy snatch and papa guiseppe like hairy snatch to. he always teach me to like hairy snatch and show me grandmama’s hairy snatch in family picture book. but papa guiseppe don’t own oil company so i definately not greasy. my grandpapa, he is shoemaker and part organ grider so he teach me to be little monkey and this is where vincenzo learn to be mighty and grow to be strong halfbreed to have many black babies. |
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Jessica on September 26, 2005 @ 2:05 pm |
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The term ’white’ isn’t a race to begin with. . . . Italians are caucasian. Just like Scottish, Irish, English, Welsh, French, and Germans. There are different attributes to any race, including olive skin, dark or light hair and eyes. Obviously, some people view being "white" as something negative. . . Which probably means they are ignorant anyhow. At least by not admitting to being ’white’ they are saving other white people from having to make excuses for them. |
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