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Gold Chain
Posted by: Lindsay on February 17, 2005 @ 5:45 pm
Why do Italians wear gold chains?
So they can tell where to stop shaving |
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wop hater on February 19, 2005 @ 8:01 am |
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true enough and it applies equally to all you wop women out there |
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kiss it on February 20, 2005 @ 9:41 am |
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Italy numba 1
usa most hated country in the world because you put you nose where is not
waneted you should ask your selfs why everyone not like you hah
stop with the italian joke you must stop this talk now |
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Emilio De Angelis on February 20, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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Here, I will post pictures of italians... just go to the website, and tell me if we’re not white. Ok? ok. Here we go.
copy and paste the websites into your browser and take a look.
Steve Buscemi: (Reservoir Dogs, is Italain) http://biografieonline.it/img/bio/Steve_Buscemi.jpg
Leonardo Di Caprio: (Gangs of New York, Played as an Irish Gangster. But..he’s Italian!) : http://www.fotoajans.com/male/leonardo_di_caprio/leonardo_di_caprio_image_008.jpg
James Gandolfini: (From the Sopranos): http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0081/main.jpg
Dan Marino: (QB for the Miami Dolphins, is full Italian): http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nfl/200003/10/38c90e73014c7/MARINO5.JPG
Roberto Benigni: (Life is Beautiful, Italian movie): http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/roberto-benigni/roberto-benigni01.jpg
Now copy and paste these websites into your address bar, and look at all of them. You tell me they aren’t white. |
| From: |
xoyankee7xo on February 21, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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hahah "Italy"--i liked that lol |
| From: |
Lindsay on February 21, 2005 @ 6:40 pm |
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Holy cow...you guys are horrible! it’s just a joke! Just for your information, I only make fun of one Italian ’cause we’re best friends! You awful, awful little brats! |
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MR ITALIA on February 25, 2005 @ 4:36 am |
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ACTUALLY WE WEAR THEM CAUSE WE CAN AFFORD THEM ASSHOLE!!!!!! |
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on March 5, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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since are italians the only nationality to have big noses ? Now thats not a trait confined to one nationality is it.... |
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Godfather on March 7, 2005 @ 8:51 pm |
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I lika hairy armpits on women. It lika having anudda pussy. |
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wop hater on March 12, 2005 @ 9:39 am |
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my cat needs me |
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poor pussy on March 12, 2005 @ 7:58 pm |
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poor cat. It must be desperate |
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XOXO on March 13, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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FORZA ITALIA!!!!!!!! |
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italian man dan on March 15, 2005 @ 11:21 pm |
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dark people started the earth jesus was dark and so im i
so enough u whites are sick
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Sam on March 26, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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Some of these jokes about italians should be more specific as to call Italian Americans what they are instead of calling them Italian. Italians from Italy are normally very nice people. Italian Americans here in the U.S. are complete jerks! |
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To Sam on March 27, 2005 @ 1:07 am |
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I dont know what italians in america are like (except from the movies). However, I agree with you about Italians from Italy. Many are very cultured and civilised. |
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Reality check on March 28, 2005 @ 5:49 pm |
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Sam-
You’re right, Italian Americans’ attitudes are sickening. What’s really preposterous is that they believe anyone who despises their attitudes are jealous of them.
Also I would like to say that Italians living in Italy as well as those living in other european countries and canada are normal people. Quite the contrast to their disgraceful "bretheren" living over here. |
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GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:12 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
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SHITALY on April 19, 2005 @ 12:14 am |
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I AM THE GREASY ONE!
I AM HAIRY LIKE APE
MY GOLD CHAIN WILL STRANGLE ME ONE DAY
I EAT LOTSA GARLIC, CAUSE THESE BLACK FELLAS, THEY NO CAN STAND THE GARLIC!
NOW THEY NOT BASH ME!
I LIVE IN ITALY
I OWN GARLIC FACTORY
I AM FAT
MY WIFE IS FAT BELLA (YOU ALL KNOW HER, SHE POSTS HERE ALL THE TIME)
I TRY ORGANISED CRIME FOR A WHILE BUT TOO FAT TO KEEP UP.
MAFIA IS LOAD OF SHIT. IT IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO CANNOT FIGHT OWN BATTLES SO THEY HAVE LOTSA PEOPLE TO BACK THEM UP.
I LISTEN TO PAVAROTTI
I WANT TO TAKE OVER USA WITH GARLIC!
GREASY IS GOOD |
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Caker on August 18, 2005 @ 2:16 am |
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As for Italian women, it’s safe to say 99.9% of them are lazy and their goal in life is to find a rich man to be their sugar daddy. Very pathetic. On the other hand, they’re a great lay. Italian men are the scum of the universe and are liars, cheats, and never want to pay for anything - that’s why they can afford their gold chains. What a country |
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Caker on August 18, 2005 @ 2:16 am |
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Forgot one thing - can anyone tell me why every single Italian male always hints about connections to the mob? Way to keep the stereotype going, WOPS! |
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WOP 4 life on January 17, 2006 @ 11:11 am |
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ur just mad cuz wops have bigger dicks than any other guys...wre tied wit black guys |
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gmca76 on June 2, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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thats right we do and come over and say that to our faces and see what happans
and who ever you are your a bitch |
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