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An italian misunderstanding
Posted by: anjolina-italia on March 6, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella Mississippi." |
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| From: |
Emma on March 7, 2005 @ 8:40 pm |
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Frienda, you kissa my assa! |
| From: |
stephanie on March 9, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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heya thatsa gooda italian jokea! lol |
| From: |
ryan on March 9, 2005 @ 11:58 pm |
| Comment: |
THAT ONE ROCKS!!! |
| From: |
Streetz on March 14, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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what do u call a mix of italian and irish.......a drunk who eats good |
| From: |
spalla on March 14, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
| Comment: |
hey... how u ddooin? that’sa good one... remember my grampa ... |
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