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Stache
Posted by: Blade on March 10, 2005 @ 8:38 pm
Why do Italian Men grow mustaches?
To be just like their mothers. |
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Emilio De Angelis on March 11, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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It’s true =) and our fathers too =D |
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wop wtf on March 14, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
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what the fuck does wop mean?
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Lisa on March 14, 2005 @ 10:50 pm |
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Hello all, cut and paste this site to your browser...read the studies, look at the links to the pictures on the bottom. Instead of assuming, look at the facts first. This is very interesting about the study of DNA taken from Italians from all over Italy...To all of those "Italians aren’t white" readers here, READ IT AND WEEP... There’s pictures of random photos taken in Italy of the people, plus Italian women from the north to the south. You all should be sure to check those out as well. Oh, buy the way, I’m 100% "mainland" Italian. I have fair skin that sunburns, brown hair and hazel eyes. My sister has dark blonde hair and hazel eyes, my mother is fair skin with brown hair and eyes. OH YES and I can’t forget my mother’s brother, who as a child had PLATINUM BLONDE hair. Oh, and his eyes are green. WE ARE 100% ITALIAN!
http://www.angeltowns.com/members/racialreal/italians.html |
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blackbuck on March 15, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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ohmymy matthew vallani, why you worry for this woman have most hair that woman have most hair. you only come to jokijoke site for trouble. anyway buck fat black who love all people. it no matter what you are but sometime buck no like people who run with devil. this matthew boy cause many problem on joki site. irish joke, nasty joke, dirty joke, they all know this one matthew. he young boy who lie and say go to ivy league school but work at jac in box on 2nd shift. buck follow matthew to give good bowelblast so he keep quiet. italino people good. have good which one reason buck so fat. but i like most conolli . matthew say he italian boy but he only have 1/4 from papas side. this no make italian. this make mixed breed and italian only look at you worse then negro. |
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richierich on March 16, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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I am greasy, i am spaghetti with meatballs, i am maria with big hairy armpits and lots of snatch hair. I am eating spaghetti now cause i am italian cannibal, i like dolmio sauce and i always know when girl has period cause i wear dolmio grin. My friends are jealous of me cause i got asked to work in oil company and they didnt, but i deserve job more cause all my blood sweat and oil go into the job. I am lotsa greasy and my papa guiseppe tell me i like him in so many ways.....goodbye for now my oily friends |
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Lisa on March 16, 2005 @ 1:28 pm |
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I am greasy, i am spaghetti with meatballs, i am maria with big hairy armpits and lots of snatch hair. I am eating spaghetti now cause i am italian cannibal, i like dolmio sauce and i always know when girl has period cause i wear dolmio grin. My friends are jealous of me cause i got asked to work in oil company and they didnt, but i deserve job more cause all my blood sweat and oil go into the job. I am lotsa greasy and my papa guiseppe tell me i like him in so many ways.....goodbye for now my oily friends |
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littlegreenone on March 16, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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hey richierrich. my name is the little greenone. i think i’ll sneek up on you and bash your brains in. thats cool right. how bout if i knock all your rotten teeth. heeheehee. |
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richierich on March 16, 2005 @ 8:21 pm |
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little greenone,
how’s about i karate chop your fuckin’ ass? nobody knows anyone on this site, that is why the other assholes take advantage and post insulting shit. you don’t scare me.........you sound like you’re high on something. |
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no shit on March 17, 2005 @ 5:01 am |
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richierich you got the wrong man
there is no way I would post under a name like that |
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Lisa on March 17, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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Yes, Emilio, I forgot to mention something, and you ALL should listen up. First of all, I don’t go around caring so much whether people think I’m white or not. I usually don’t have to even open my mouth..people just assume I am by looking at me. Here’s an example LISTEN UP...One night, a few years ago, I wasn’t feeling well and unfortunately fainted right in a movie theartre’s lobby. An ambulance was called. When they got there I was still on the ground but fully aware what people were saying. When the EMT got to me, I heard him radio to someone "It appears to be a CAUCASIAN female, in her early 20s" Now he did not know me from a hole in the wall, but said that just based on my looks. |
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littlegreenone on March 17, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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hi lisa. i wanna grab your white boobies. are they perky. heehee. is your muff hairy and juicy. heehee. i’m little but i’m fast with my weewee. heehee. |
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just me on March 17, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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richierich,
I NEVER posted the above comment to you. Some asswipe on this site is trying to be cute.
Lisa,
I don’t know if you’ve seen, but someone on this site is posting false shit under your name as well.....they’ve done this to me, Emilio, ProudItalian and some others. I’ve reported to dirtyjokes.com. |
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Lisa on March 17, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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Yes I’ve noticed, some jackass posting the same phrase that insults Italian under all these people’s names. Pathetic jerkoff. |
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blacky on March 17, 2005 @ 11:12 pm |
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to the lisa girl. buck see many thing on joki joki site that no like to much either. i tell you these people cause problem for italiano and make buck get high blood pressure but buck love all people and here to help. so when i see problem and they upset nice girls on jokesite buck come to look out and give protection. ahchachachimo. |
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littlegreenone on March 18, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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hey ricki the ricardorich so you don’t like valanni. whats wrong with him. he goes to school. what are you jeoulous. your not very smart. just for that i’m gonna kick you right in the balls. after that i smack your rotton teeth out when your not looking. heehee. and lisa if you tities are big enough i’ll grab one and not let go and you can carry me around all afternoon. you sound like you have nice teeth so i won’t bash them out. i will take a big bite out of your buttcheek though. heehee. |
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RICHIERICH on March 19, 2005 @ 1:30 pm |
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LISA I SAW WHAT YOU WROTE ABOUT ME ON THE OTHER PAGE AND I DON’T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU SAID. IF THIS WASN’T YOU THAT POSTED THEN FINE BUT IF IT WAS I’LL BITCH SLAP YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY. |
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RICHIERICH on March 19, 2005 @ 5:38 pm |
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LISA,
NEVER POSTED THE ABOVE....THE PSYCHOS ARE AT IT AGAIN. AS A MATTER OF FACT, DIDN’T LOG IN AT ALL TODAY TILL NOW. |
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the contaminator on March 19, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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oh richierich shut up you little dipshit. as a matter of fact i didn’t log in at all today till now.i swear mommy i didn’t. can i stay up late and log in again. wah wah wah. be lucky you even gotta computor you little peckerhead. |
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the contaminator on March 19, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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i apologize for what i last rote.....i’m just a sorry loser who likes to piss people off. no ofense to anyon....gotta go now, gotta take my schizo medicine before i log in as someone else. my spelin sucks also....haven been to scool since kingartin. |
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the contaminator on March 20, 2005 @ 1:14 am |
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good take above. the contaminator will put that in the fuel tank. thanks. |
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GLENN on March 20, 2005 @ 12:46 pm |
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AT LEAST THE CONTAMINATOR SHUT MOST OF YOU IDIOTS UP FOR AWHILE. WHAT A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. |
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Lisa on March 20, 2005 @ 5:57 pm |
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I didn’t post anything about anyone...I thought someone reported this jerkoff? |
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march 21 on March 20, 2005 @ 6:31 pm |
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lisa,
this whole site has been reported to the italian anti-defamation league, not because of the jokes, but because of the degrading and racist remarks against Italians.
i came across this site a few days ago, thought it was for laughs, then when i read what was being written, i realized that this isn’t a joke site. it is being misused by a bunch of misfits who inflict their hatred on everyone. don’t worry......it’s been reported, and an italian anti-defamation league does exist, i’ve been to their websites, and they go after shit like this. |
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i love lisa on March 20, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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lisa i can’t believe you would call someone a jerkoff. at this time this site is being reported to the jerkoff anti-defamation league. someone has to look-out for the jerkoffs. i hope its not you posting under different user names and trying to be tricky. if it is i would hate to see you get bitchslapped into next week by me -richierich. grow up you little twat. |
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richierich on March 20, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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lisa,
they’re at it again, lisa...........they are not me, will never be, and couldn’t be me........and they do a lousy job at pretending to be me. but i give’em an e for effort. |
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lisa on March 21, 2005 @ 10:21 am |
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richierich, i’m in florida trying to enjoy my vacation. i don’t have time for nonsense. fuckoff and anyway i don’t trust you. you’ve already proved that to me more the once. |
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richierich on March 21, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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lisa,
if it was the "real" you who posted the above, sorry that you don’t trust me......seems like you’ve fallen right in to the trap of the trouble makers on this site.........WELL, I’LL TELL YOU.......THEY ARE NOT ME, COULDN’T BE ME AND NEVER WILL BE ME........it’s sad that you choose to believe them ’cause that is exactly what they want. they’ve stolen usernames in order to cause trouble for us all.
who knows if this is the "real" lisa who even posted this......all i know is, this has gotten completely out of control........this is exactly what the italian-haters on this site want.........screw them and screw this site........it’s not even funny, it’s gotten to be a fuckin’ race war. who needs to prove anything to these people? |
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lisa on March 22, 2005 @ 7:53 am |
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richierich, things are getting out of control and i just don’t who to trust. i try to post comments that are truthful and don’t want to hurt anybody in the process. florida is hot and sunny. i thought you had written a nasty post and it hurt my feelings. sorry for the things i said. have a wonderful day. |
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christine on March 22, 2005 @ 12:08 pm |
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everyone posting shit about lisa and richierich are fucking dickheads. i mean honestly, guys, what the fuck do u think ur doing u need to get a fucking life instead of writing shit abuot other people.
italian pride bitchess |
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bitchbeater on March 22, 2005 @ 1:00 pm |
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listen you fucken tramp. how in the world can you claim to be pride bichess. aren,t they supposed to be smooth, sleek and sexy. shave that nap between your booty field and sand down those zits off your ass and then ask to speek. otherwise hit the bed and spread that bushy beaver and keep your trap shut. |
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to bitchbeater on March 22, 2005 @ 6:07 pm |
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you really are a worm. Go eat some more dirt. |
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bitchbeater on March 22, 2005 @ 7:02 pm |
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you know you like it. |
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to lisa, on March 23, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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lisa,
i’ve been following this whole site for a while now........these haters are just fucking with us all.......i think rich is right, they want to turn us all against each other. only a coward would steal someone’s user name and type up false bullshit....don’t buy in to it, they just want to start trouble between you and the person who’s user name they are wrongfully taking.
this site should issue passwords........that way, nobody can parade around with someone else’s user. lisa, enjoy your vacation! |
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RICHIERICH on March 23, 2005 @ 7:10 pm |
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LISA I’M AT THIS TIME WORKING ON GETTING PASSWORDS FOR EVERYONE BUT MAINLY THE REGULERS ON THIS SITE.YOURS SHOULD BE READY BY THE TIME YOU GET BACK FROM VACATION. I BET THE SUN IS DOING WONDERS FOR YOU. PLEASE LEAVE A LITTLE BIT OF SUNTAN LOTION ON YOUR BUNGHOLE. THIS WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME TO BUTTFUCK YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK. LOVE RICHIERICH. |
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free on March 23, 2005 @ 9:42 pm |
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Oh my lord, this proves my point that people really have nothing better to do than write stupid comments to people they have never met and never will . |
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wow on March 24, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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richie rich ur taking this website too seriously..get a life...its all just making fun of people well im all italian and i dont really care wat people say so u shouldnt either its not like u even know them....ur a little creepy, if u ask me. |
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LOL on March 25, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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THAT JOKE IS A 5 STAR....LOL |
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Sam on March 28, 2005 @ 5:36 pm |
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Italians are at the bottom of the heap that’s why they’re jerks! |
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to sam on March 28, 2005 @ 6:12 pm |
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Sam that’s a pitiful comment, and you showed so much promise too |
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italiano on March 29, 2005 @ 12:06 am |
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This site is full of racists |
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Man on March 29, 2005 @ 3:47 am |
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Sam...I have to laugh at your comments...why do hate italians so much?...Why do you post so much venom at them? |
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bait this bitch on March 30, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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you keep playing your childish games with people with your this is me and this is not me shit. what you think people are stupid you little prick. grow up. |
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vincenza on March 30, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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matthew,
i figured you wouldn’t write something like that......they didn’t fool me so don’t worry about it. |
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g on April 12, 2005 @ 3:09 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
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