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How to Impress an Italian
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 6:00 pm

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How to Impress an Italian Lady:

Wine her, dine her, hug her, support her, compliment her, suprise her, smile at her, hold her, romance her, laugh with her, shop with her, cuddle her, go to the end of the earth for her...

How to Impress an Italian Man:
Show up naked, Bring Beer.


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From: Darin on September 4, 2004 @ 9:06 pm
Comment: YO THATS WAS TOBE THE FUNNJIEST ITALIAN JOKE THAT I HEARD THIS YEAR

From: Blue on September 22, 2004 @ 1:41 am
Comment: That Joke sucked

From: stupid ass fuckers on January 28, 2005 @ 11:05 pm
Comment: uhmm no u fucking asswipe..italians are BETTER THAN THT..do u meen an IRISH man? i think so..

From: GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:25 am
Comment: What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!

Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.

-A.P.D.-

From: easytalian on May 23, 2005 @ 1:05 pm
Comment: that’s fun.
and true.

words by an italian folk....


From: vinny on August 8, 2005 @ 1:29 pm
Comment: wow, u stereotype, im italian and personally, thats degrading

From: justin on January 9, 2006 @ 11:15 am
Comment: I’m italian too and hows is that degrading there are worse jokes than that but who cares they are jokes. Of course impressing an italian man really would be to cook naked. If a girl can’t cook than she’s out da window

From: tony on January 9, 2006 @ 11:15 am
Comment: what kinda shit joke was that u gotta brong wine not beer

From: tony on January 9, 2006 @ 11:15 am
Comment: what kinda fucking shit joke was that im fucking italian and u think we like the beer no we like wine u fucking dipshit never make fun of italian agian

From: not an italian on January 15, 2006 @ 9:17 am
Comment: that’s just not that funny

From: not italian on January 15, 2006 @ 9:17 am
Comment: just not funny

From: ITALIAN BELLA on March 2, 2006 @ 11:02 am
Comment: GAY

From: timmay on March 13, 2006 @ 3:18 pm
Comment: i think its jokes im a fuckn wop and id be happy with a naked girl with nice cold beers showing up....WOP STYLES!!!

   
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