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Posted by: vivien on March 26, 2005 @ 2:42 am
An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table , he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby.... all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read:
"Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank."
"But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back!!!
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Sam on March 28, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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An Italian cleaned my toilet, but forgot to wipe his mouth!
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Joe on March 28, 2005 @ 5:53 pm |
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I’m an Italian prick. I have low self esteem and because I’m a loser I run around complaining about everything and everyone. Can’t they all see that I’m smarter and better looking than everyone else? Why the fuck was I born Italian? I want to be white, but they won’t let me into their club. They said they don’t let jerks named Tony like me join. I said "amma gooda italian". They said, "You’re an insecure prick."
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Nordic Viking on March 29, 2005 @ 3:23 am |
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HAHAHAHA I find Sams comments v funny, However Joe...I dont get your comments...I think you are the insecure one there pal.... |
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becker on March 30, 2005 @ 4:46 am |
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matthew, im not an italian but i wondered... do you have a job my friend? |
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HAHAHAHA on March 30, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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’’do you have a job’’....HAHAHAHA |
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to ryan on March 31, 2005 @ 3:17 pm |
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what are you some kinda of fucking child molester. why are you stalking people. get a life. |
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Neutral on March 31, 2005 @ 8:27 pm |
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Matthew, Im now embarrased for you.Youre 19 and the way you talk is typical of a’I know it all’ type of teen....What you will realise when you get more experiencesd in life is that this shit that you go on about so much doesnt matter...its only so important to you bcoz u dont do the real deal stuff in life.Learn some worthwhile stuff my friend and ignore this Jerkoff idot above here looking for attention |
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Pugsly on April 1, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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Q: Why do they call Italians "Wops"?
A: Because that’s the sound they make when you hit them in the head with a baseball bat. |
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6'4" 250lb. Jew on April 3, 2005 @ 1:22 pm |
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You’re a moron Matthew. I would love to run into you in a dark alley. |
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5'10 185lb. vet on April 3, 2005 @ 4:50 pm |
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i agree with the big jew, but i would not care if it was dark alley, light alley or a bowling alley. |
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wow on April 4, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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fuck all of u bitches who aint got no life |
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black-italian on April 6, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
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italians arent white there black well i am im sicilian |
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look know on April 8, 2005 @ 9:14 am |
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now matthew lets quit talking about you fingers. you do that much to frequently. if you kept them out of ryans ass maybe you could move on to something else. |
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yes on April 10, 2005 @ 7:13 pm |
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maybe |
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We're waiting on April 11, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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C’mon, you silly little bitch. We are so anxious to hear your words of wisdom. |
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GrkGod on April 12, 2005 @ 3:08 am |
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What’s up everyone I’m not hatin i’m Greek/Italian!
Go to my site www.freewebs.com/grkgod/ sign my guest book while your there.
-A.P.D.- |
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