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Posted by: vivien on March 27, 2005 @ 5:16 am
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: ’I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service’. The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: ’I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service’. The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. A Lebanese guy goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: ’I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a community service’. The Lebanese guy of course is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, he finds a dozen Lebanese waiting for a haircut...:-)
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????? on March 29, 2005 @ 3:19 am |
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Why Lebanese....I thought it would be the Italians coming back in force |
| From: |
McTool on March 29, 2005 @ 6:57 am |
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be more likely to be jews actually |
| From: |
becker on March 30, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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dude..this site is so fucking fucked up.. |
| From: |
Italians Rule on March 31, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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Ignore this Bert asshole., he is so playing with you .Dont take the bait, let him waste his time |
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reality check on March 31, 2005 @ 8:30 pm |
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to the italians rule. who are you to tell anyone to ignore something. what are you in charge. i thought the take was great and thats up to me. people are free to make their own choices and not be interfered with by some control freak sticking his big nose in others business. fuck off and if you don’t like it you don’t have to read it. |
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Blech on April 3, 2005 @ 11:18 pm |
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Websters Enpanded Dictionary, 1993 edition: mete (meting, meted). To measure; to measure out; to dole. |
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Blech on April 3, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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Has the recent Easter holiday affected your excuse for a brain? This Master/servant crap you’re handing out indicates a sick mind and coupled with your white supremecy garbage indicates a need for a mental evaluation at the nearest mental institution. Perhaps you could try castration; eradicte damaged DNA like yours from the gene pool. |
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Racism Is Good on April 4, 2005 @ 6:58 pm |
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Why is there cotton on the top of medication bottles?
To remind the blacks they were cotton pickers before they were drug addicts!! Lmao
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thanks matthew on April 4, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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good take skidmarks. |
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on April 11, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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youre all a bunch of sad racists with saggy balls |
| From: |
UM on April 27, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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Italy Sucks |
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Bizou1234 on September 8, 2005 @ 12:28 pm |
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I don’t think so u must be syrian he he he.... |
| From: |
Cookie on March 23, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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Nobody pick on lebanese plz OR i’ll have your head taken out you gays and lezboz.
Got me vivien!! just dont copy and paste jokes from dumb sites and replace it with lebanese word. U dont know what ur getting urself into scum |
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maze on May 6, 2006 @ 2:37 pm |
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Lebanese Rule... Y’all die with ur jealousy... |
| From: |
PrInCesS on May 20, 2006 @ 10:39 am |
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yous are so weird wat the hell are yous all talking about,its people like you that make the site sooooooooooooo sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Lebanese Guy on May 21, 2006 @ 11:37 am |
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HAHAHA,good one,why is everyone so uptight about racist humor,it eases tension in my book.
I’m Lebanese and proud of it,but we do got our quirks and stuff,just like any other nationality.
We do got an advantage tho, all the ladies of every race and nationaloty love us Leb guys :) |
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Lebanese Girl on May 24, 2006 @ 3:52 pm |
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i cant get enough of this joke.. im lebanese too and very proud i dont see why all use people are so jealous like seriously man.. racist?! and all lebo guys and girl are hot =] |
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watupnigga on June 3, 2006 @ 11:48 pm |
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Lebanese people talk too much junk....as u can see in this joke u tell someone somethin n errbody noss so all lebanese people can jus kiss my a** |
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WOW on June 3, 2006 @ 11:49 pm |
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BIG DEAL PPL
IMMA LEBO
ITS A JOKE hAHAHHAHAHA ITS FUCKING FUNNY =] :P |
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proud lebo/aussie on June 19, 2006 @ 5:05 pm |
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omg its just a joke..evry one laughs at jokes bout asians, americans etc. even lebos |
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tony on July 17, 2006 @ 10:21 am |
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i am chinese does that mean i am asian? |
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Proud to be leb on August 3, 2006 @ 12:04 pm |
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heyy i gotta admit... its a funny one. i crakd up.. but... i think and i noe.. dat lebs arnt the only tite asses. |
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OOO on August 15, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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HAHA FUKEN GRONKS..ITS A JOKE..THERES JOKES ABOUT JEWS WOGS BLACKS WHITES ASIANS EVERYONE....SEE HOW LEBO’S ALWAYS MAKE AN ISSUE OUT OF NOTHING....TOO BORED WITH LIFE...LOSERS |
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