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circumsized
Posted by: vivien on March 27, 2005 @ 6:34 am
A Italian buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he
announces, his wife has just produced "a typical Italian " baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!"
was heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains Two weeks later, he returns
to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you’re the father of the typical Italian
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud
father answers, "Seventeenpounds," The bartender is puzzled, concerned, "Why? What happened? He already
weighed 25 pounds at birth." The Italian father takes a slow swig from his
long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in
to the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
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| From: |
Sam on March 28, 2005 @ 5:45 pm |
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Vulgar at best! |
| From: |
Reality Check on March 28, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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Without a doubt. |
| From: |
Italian guy on March 28, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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Italians got the biggest dicks out of white people. Were second only to blacks. |
| From: |
penis on March 29, 2005 @ 1:02 am |
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i am italian and my penis is 5 cm long:( i think i have a problem |
| From: |
AIDEN on March 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm |
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WELL AUSSES DICKS ARE 10 METERS LONG |
| From: |
lol on March 30, 2005 @ 12:04 am |
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u prolly only suck your dick cuz no1 else will suck it for u!! lol! |
| From: |
lolz on March 30, 2005 @ 8:48 pm |
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hahaha |
| From: |
italy on April 1, 2005 @ 9:16 pm |
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yeah, my penis is so big, actualy, i’m using it to type this comment |
| From: |
glenn on April 2, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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don’t confuse italians having the biggest dicks in the world with BEING the biggest dicks in the world |
| From: |
hey sal on April 2, 2005 @ 8:06 pm |
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gimme some that shit you been smoking. |
| From: |
SAL on April 2, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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Comment: OF THE 120,000 IN BENSONHURST I HAVE THE WIDEST ASS. ITALIAN MEN COME FROM MILES AWAY JUST TO FEEL OF IT...LMAO... ITALIAN MEN LOVE WIDE ASS AND I HAVE THE WIDEST. ITALIANOS SAY...AHHH JUSTA ...RIGHT !!!! |
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bigdickydick on April 3, 2005 @ 5:20 am |
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one morning, i woke up very annoyed.. i opened the window, took the fresh air...
Then i opened my dick, i shaked it very well, it reached the 18. floor. (ı was in 5th) But it didnt stop growing.. so i direct it to italy.. i fucked 400-600 italians (i cant remember the exact number )cuz i was too horny.. When i was ok, it automatically came back to me with a fuckin wop at the top of it.. |
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becker on April 3, 2005 @ 5:20 am |
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lucky wop, didnt pay for the plane ticket eh? HAHHAAHHA |
| From: |
ploking alone on April 4, 2005 @ 2:49 am |
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yeh i aggree aussies are the best.. :) and yeh in victoria there are less and if u go on the nalubore u will see thousands its not funny so ha ur wrong!!! and in the blue mtns near sydney there are heaps her too so yeh.. all races have different sized penises hu really gives a shit how big it is.. sure there are black ppl with small dicks and vise versa.. it called micro penis lol!!! |
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not supreme on April 4, 2005 @ 4:58 pm |
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i am not a white supreme thinking person althought i do feel you are towel wearing boil growing to massive proportions. do i know where the montains are, fuckno. do i care, a bigger fuckno and fuckyou you. as the once mistical babou kahan said as he took the jouney up the great caucassus mountains. pull out your curry smelling joints and fuck our mommas camel infested couchies. ah so kimosabie. |
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to aco on April 5, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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you so cool , how you learn da spell dat way. now i try. u b 2 cool and dat u no dats right. see, i cool to. |
| From: |
cherry on April 12, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
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It’s not the size that counts, ya gotta know how to use that bad boy! Big dicks aint shit unless you know what the fuck you are doing. |
| From: |
Pauline Hanson on April 24, 2005 @ 2:42 am |
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I don’t like it! |
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Pauline Hanson on April 26, 2005 @ 2:01 am |
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I don’t like it when day becomes night
I don’t like it! |
| From: |
normal on April 1, 2006 @ 12:29 pm |
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you’re all losers! |
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