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Two Redneck buddies
Posted by: Michael on April 7, 2005 @ 2:26 pm
| One day, two rednecks were hunting in the woods, when one of them shot himself in the stomach. The other frantically reaches for his cell phone (hey rednecks get welfare checks too) and dials 911. The operator on the other end says "911 what’s your emergency" the redneck on the line says "I think my buddy is dead, he just shot himself", the operator responds "Well sir, first we need to make sure he’s not alive still", "alright hold on" says the redneck. The operator hears a series of gunshots, and the redneck comes back on the line, "okay now what?" |
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brian on August 11, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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i love this joke its sickly twisted and funny |
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DEAD MAN WALKING 517 on August 11, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
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LMFAO |
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bamagurl on October 4, 2005 @ 8:34 am |
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that is so old and i dont get a welfare check.......i work |
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