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Redneck Joke
Posted by: jake moore on February 3, 2004 @ 1:15 pm
| if your family tree has only one branch you might be a redneck |
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Christopher E. Olson on March 8, 2004 @ 10:34 pm |
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF..........................
YOUR SO POOR, THAT AT NIGHT YOU HAVE TO UNPLUG ALL THE CLOCKS IN YOUR HOUSE |
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Charlie Wilkie on March 9, 2004 @ 1:00 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you’re Jeff Foxworthy talking about rednecks. |
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bobby on March 21, 2004 @ 1:53 am |
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You might be a redneck if you look like Charlie Wilkie |
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none ur business on March 24, 2004 @ 12:44 am |
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u all suck big ass |
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Raphael Ortiz on March 24, 2004 @ 10:40 am |
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If you stare at a jug of orange juice cause it said concentrate you might be a redneck!!!!!!! |
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hunter on March 26, 2004 @ 11:27 pm |
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u might be a redneck if you think a quarter horse is one of those rides in front of wal-mart!!
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hunter on March 26, 2004 @ 11:27 pm |
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u might be a redneck if you think a quarter horse is one of those rides in front of wal-mart!!
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Jake on March 27, 2004 @ 11:55 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. |
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JAY&JAY on April 1, 2004 @ 2:06 am |
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HEY FUCKHEADS YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOU HAVE A JOKE DONT SUBMIT YOUR SHIT BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ITS FOR. |
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Matt on April 9, 2004 @ 11:08 am |
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you wrote it wrong jackass! This is how it’s suppost to be:
If your family tree doesnt fork you might be a redneck |
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Sam Fischer on April 13, 2004 @ 11:04 am |
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If you bring a fishing pole to seaworld, you might be a redneck!! |
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Sam Fischer on April 13, 2004 @ 11:05 am |
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If you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company, you might be a redneck! |
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person on April 17, 2004 @ 9:51 pm |
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u might b a redneck if u go to a family reunyon looking for a new wife
>>>UP URS |
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Corey on April 21, 2004 @ 5:41 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you use your truck bed as a tree stand |
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falcons boy on April 22, 2004 @ 4:34 pm |
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You might be a redneck if someone stop at your house everyday thinken your having a yard sale |
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Dusty on April 23, 2004 @ 8:56 pm |
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this joke realy doesn’t make any sence |
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me on April 29, 2004 @ 11:35 am |
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you might be a redneck if your vacuum has a transmission |
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me on April 29, 2004 @ 11:36 am |
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you might be a redneck if your vacuum has a transmission |
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em on April 29, 2004 @ 9:14 pm |
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if your house has wheels and your car doesnt...you might be a redneck |
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none ur biss on April 30, 2004 @ 3:53 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your shiner bucket doubles as an icechest |
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Dylan on May 1, 2004 @ 2:32 pm |
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you might be a redneck if the reason why you walk your son to school is you in the same grade |
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Dylan on May 1, 2004 @ 2:32 pm |
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you might be a redneck if the reason why you walk your son to school is you in the same grade |
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my nizzle on May 1, 2004 @ 6:05 pm |
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tomatoes-Who ate those? Tom ate does. |
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sarah on May 3, 2004 @ 4:06 pm |
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you might be a read neck if you empty the bed of your pick up truck by driving in reverse really fast and then slamming on the breaks. . . |
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sunshine on May 3, 2004 @ 8:11 pm |
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if you keep a flyswatter in the front seat to hit the kids in the back you might be a redneck |
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jay&jay on May 4, 2004 @ 2:50 am |
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you might be a redneck if if you ask you son to help you with your homework |
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matt on May 4, 2004 @ 10:31 am |
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you might be a redneck if.............. you have ever gone huntin in your back yard for dinner.
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tristan on May 5, 2004 @ 12:04 pm |
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you might be a red neck if you walk into a bar and they have a mug with your name on it |
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Rick on June 4, 2004 @ 3:34 pm |
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u might be a redneck if........ u have ever used the highlift on ur tractor to change a flat tire on ur truck
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Rick on June 4, 2004 @ 3:36 pm |
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u might be a redneck if........ u have ever used the highlift on ur tractor to change a flat tire on ur truck
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nathan on June 18, 2004 @ 2:58 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you just installed a 8 track and you think its top of the line |
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lightning on June 25, 2004 @ 3:42 am |
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u might be a redneck if you go to your famly runye looking for a wife |
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lightning on June 25, 2004 @ 3:43 am |
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u might be a redneck if you go to your famly runye looking for a wife |
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Fat Man on June 28, 2004 @ 8:31 pm |
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U might be a red neck if u have a salad bowl collection with the words "cool wip" on the
side. |
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fatty mc fat fat on June 28, 2004 @ 11:46 pm |
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if u have more that 3 cars in your yard that ARE NOT im working order....you might be a redneck |
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Angel on June 29, 2004 @ 2:33 am |
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If your maiden last name is the same as your married last name. you might be a redneck |
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Loretta on June 30, 2004 @ 4:42 am |
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You might be a redneck if it’s raining and your driving down the road in your 1945 pickup truck and you hav’ta’ roll up your window by using your hands on top of the window and pull upwards. |
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dick head on July 2, 2004 @ 3:33 am |
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yall all can suck my big floppy donkey dick
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will on July 3, 2004 @ 11:03 pm |
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If you wash your truck with your dog in the bed.... you might be a redneck |
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MATTHEW on July 10, 2004 @ 1:14 pm |
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iF YOU EAT SQUIRREL FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER YOU ARE A REDNECK |
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bon on July 11, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
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u might be a redneck if u fix you truck when it is not broken
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sweetemti01 on July 12, 2004 @ 1:27 am |
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if you and your dog see the same doctor you might be a redneck
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sweetemti01 on July 12, 2004 @ 1:29 am |
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come back to lubbock Tx.soon
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Nikki on July 12, 2004 @ 1:38 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you are mowing your front yard and you find a car!!! |
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JRR778 on July 14, 2004 @ 10:44 am |
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If you’ve been on the TV more than 5 times discribing what the tornado sounded like, you might be a redneck. |
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alisa on July 14, 2004 @ 5:21 pm |
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If you and your friends are putting an engine in a pickup, drinking beer, and the conversation is: Which county jail has the best food You might be a redneck |
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sammy d on July 20, 2004 @ 10:46 am |
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u might be a redneck if u consider fast food hitting a deer at 60 miles per hour |
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redneck on July 22, 2004 @ 11:48 pm |
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u go to a family reunan looking 4 a wife |
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Bucky on August 3, 2004 @ 10:07 pm |
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You might be a redneck if your back yard is a back patch, if your toilote is a comode, and yoru figrator is an icebox |
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Rattlesnake on August 8, 2004 @ 6:14 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you have a 77’ nissan pickup and you have ford spray painted
on the tailgate. |
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Ryan on August 8, 2004 @ 10:26 pm |
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You might be a redneck if your jack-o-latern has more teeth than u have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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justin on August 9, 2004 @ 11:38 pm |
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u might be a redneck if ur family tree is really a wreath |
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kerry on August 10, 2004 @ 1:46 pm |
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if u think N’SYNC is where your dirty dishes are... u might be a red neck |
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kiss my ass on August 11, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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you mite be a red neck if your mama can tell the state trooper to kiss her ass with out takin the marlbor out her mouth |
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cletus on August 15, 2004 @ 1:50 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you can’t spell famlee reyunion |
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dave hardy on August 21, 2004 @ 5:14 pm |
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If you stare at an orange juice container bvecause it says "CONCENTRATE", you might be a redneck |
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Olge on August 22, 2004 @ 9:33 pm |
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If your wife’s hairdo gets messed up by the ceiling fan. |
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conrad on August 24, 2004 @ 12:33 am |
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you might be a redneck if you ever had to clime a water tower to erase your sisters name. |
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conrad on August 24, 2004 @ 12:35 am |
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I’m a redneck cause I can’t spell climb. |
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conrad on August 24, 2004 @ 12:37 am |
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you might be a redneck if you’ve ever rented out part of your trailer to your uncle dad! |
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billbob on August 25, 2004 @ 7:04 pm |
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u might be a redneck if......... every day u go on u might be a redneck.com because i have to a science far project for school |
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c.lane on Sept.1 200 on September 1, 2004 @ 10:55 am |
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you might be a redneck if you idea of a car show is going to a junk yard. |
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Lauren on September 2, 2004 @ 9:08 pm |
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if your dad’s cell number has nothin to do woth a telephone you might be a redneck
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HORSE SHAT on September 7, 2004 @ 11:54 am |
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iF AN EPISODE OF WALKER TEXAS RANGER HAS EVER CHANGED YOUR LIFE.... You might be a redneck |
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Redneck 101 on October 2, 2004 @ 12:06 am |
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If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive...
If you mother has ever said "Hey Y’all come look at this before I flush it"...
If your dog and your bill fold are both on a chain........
If you ever hit a bump on the intersate and lost half your wordly possessions.....
If the Salvation Army declines your donation....
If you have ever financed a Tattoo....
If you ever brought a Siphon hose to Show and Tell.....
If the primary color of you car is Bondo.....
If you have ever ridden an electrnic floor buffer...
If you have ever opened a beer during a eulegee....
If you think Silence of the Lambs is when Larry the Cable Guy walks to the barn.....
If you own more than three Singing Fish.....
........You might be a Redneck |
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gurly on October 3, 2004 @ 11:48 am |
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you might be a redneck if you submitted a joke on this website...(not including me).. |
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JoHn DeeR on October 4, 2004 @ 2:57 pm |
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U might be a redneck if Ur 2 year old has more teeth then u do |
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spongebob squarepant on October 5, 2004 @ 9:03 pm |
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this joke is true........I mean my mom is my aunt!!!!!!!!!! |
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really redneck on October 6, 2004 @ 7:00 pm |
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if you connsiter hub caps as a home improvement...... you might be a redneck |
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really redneck on October 6, 2004 @ 7:04 pm |
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if you dad walks you to school because your in the same grade.... you might be a redneck |
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Caitlin on October 8, 2004 @ 11:44 am |
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you might be a redneck if your chidran piid in the back your car just becauce you said to wait and they piid on them shelf just because you didn’t listen to your mother? |
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Caitlin on October 8, 2004 @ 11:44 am |
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you might be a redneck if your chidran piid in the back your car just becauce you said to wait and they piid on them shelf just because you didn’t listen to your mother? |
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Hooter on October 9, 2004 @ 10:50 pm |
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If you’ve ever been drivin’ with a drunk relative, and they told you to fasten your seatbelt because they’re gonna try something they saw in a cartoon.....you might be a redneck. |
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james payne on October 10, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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if u whare underware on your head and your ass u might be a readneck |
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Hooter on October 11, 2004 @ 11:56 pm |
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If your family reunion has ever been featured on "Cops...You might be a redneck! |
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Hooter on October 12, 2004 @ 11:40 pm |
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If you’ve ever been seen on "cops"runnin’ naked through a trailer park with two or more cops chasin’ you....you might be a redneck! |
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billy bob on October 18, 2004 @ 4:49 pm |
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... if you have ever been hunting in the woods and cut a sleeve of your shirt off to use for shitpaper you might be a redneck, |
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pimp on October 21, 2004 @ 1:05 am |
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good redneck jokes! |
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Sara on October 21, 2004 @ 9:41 am |
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you mite be a redneck if your lookin for ur brother at the gas station and she him runnin out of some 1s garden after taken a dump and pullin his pants up! |
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lil stoner on October 21, 2004 @ 11:50 am |
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if uve ever mistaken a booger for a green pee........... u might be a r ed neck
if the word poo makes you laugh .................u might be a red neck
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cory on October 21, 2004 @ 11:57 am |
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if uve ever opened up a beer ina eulogy....................you might be a redneck |
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bryan on October 21, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
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hey nigs all most of these jokes r crunk.........PE@CE NIGGA |
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Kevin on October 23, 2004 @ 3:57 pm |
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if your guest house is a 55 chevy......u might be a redneck |
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adam whitney on October 27, 2004 @ 8:43 pm |
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you might be a redneck if somone calls you a redneck and u look down. |
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adam whitney on October 27, 2004 @ 8:43 pm |
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you might be a redneck if somone calls you a redneck and u look down. |
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Adam whitney on October 27, 2004 @ 8:47 pm |
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you might be a red neck is you don’t hunt cause u can’t hold a flash light still. |
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Adam whitney on October 27, 2004 @ 8:49 pm |
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Tou might be a redneck if you get back from a driva and go to the back of the car and grab the muffeler |
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dick butkis on October 30, 2004 @ 2:13 am |
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you might be a redneck if you think that your 4O1K is your mother-in-law’s bra size |
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Kelsey on October 30, 2004 @ 4:11 pm |
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If you walk up to a door on the day after halloween and ask for candy, you might be a redneck. |
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I'm Kelsey, I'm 10 on October 30, 2004 @ 4:13 pm |
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Same joke just wanted you to know I’m 10! WoOt! |
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Todd Wilson on November 1, 2004 @ 1:01 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you use condoms to make water ballons !!!!! |
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Todd Wilson on November 1, 2004 @ 1:12 pm |
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You might be a redneck if your fiddle has only one string and you think your the best in the county!! |
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Todd Wilson on November 1, 2004 @ 1:17 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you think that Fix-It-Flat is the greatest product ever made!!! |
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Todd Wilson on November 1, 2004 @ 1:22 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you think that my jokes were good!! |
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Big daddy on November 2, 2004 @ 12:37 am |
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If you have ever shit in the bushes at Burger King and used a newspaper for toilet paper u might be a red neck |
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redneck on November 4, 2004 @ 8:12 am |
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you might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 70 miles per hour |
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redneck on November 4, 2004 @ 8:12 am |
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you might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 70 miles per hour |
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Todd Wilson on November 6, 2004 @ 1:29 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you think that drawers is something that you wear.. |
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Todd Wilson on November 6, 2004 @ 1:36 pm |
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You might be a redneck if the girl you’re dancing with looks like your mom.. |
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Todd Wilson on November 6, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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You might be a redneck if your girlfriend needs more dental work than you do!! |
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Todd Wilson on November 6, 2004 @ 1:43 pm |
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You might be a redneck if the best looking girl in your town has a hunch back... |
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Todd Wilson on November 6, 2004 @ 1:49 pm |
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You might a redneck if you think that the ideal date is taking your girl squirrel hunting.. |
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Todd Wilson on November 6, 2004 @ 1:54 pm |
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You might be a redneck if the top of your toes is calloused!!! |
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Todd Wilson on November 6, 2004 @ 2:01 pm |
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You might be a redneck if the front of your house is covered with buckshot.. |
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Todd Wilson on November 6, 2004 @ 2:07 pm |
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You might be a redneck if ..
Your sister uses toiletpaper for a tampon...... |
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Jeff Foxworthy on November 7, 2004 @ 8:21 pm |
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if you have ever offered your arresting officer beer
YOU MITE BE A REDNECK |
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sammysboy on November 8, 2004 @ 10:31 pm |
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if you complained about this websiteand didn’t get your grammar or spelling corrrect |
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sammysboy on November 8, 2004 @ 10:37 pm |
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YOU ARE ALL REDNECKS AND I’M PROUD |
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Kegan Manor on November 9, 2004 @ 8:13 pm |
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u mite be a redneck if..................you’re brother ask you to get him some food and you get the dead rabbit off the higway for two days and he enjoys it
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rebelboy on November 10, 2004 @ 8:57 pm |
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOU OWN 5 CARS, BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BUS TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Hemi Cuda on November 11, 2004 @ 11:16 pm |
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you might be a redneck if ya’ll think what im about to say is correct grammer.....
widgadidga geterdone taday
or if u got more guns that the U.S. Army.
or if your so drunk you shoot own truk while your out huntin deer thinking it was a deer
or when you buy a new house and your friends have to come over and take the wheels off
and if you mow your lawn and find 3cars |
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Towanda on November 12, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you use your car as a closet. |
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indiana on November 13, 2004 @ 1:59 am |
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You might be a redneck if you’ve ever said "do what now?" |
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adam on November 15, 2004 @ 12:49 pm |
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u might be a redneck if u ever had to bondo your teath together |
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mawanie_19 on November 16, 2004 @ 1:37 pm |
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Ya might be a redneck if.......you own a race car and used duct tape to fix it and hold it together.
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travis on November 18, 2004 @ 5:44 pm |
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u might b a redneck if u have a wafflehouse creditcard |
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saaaammmmmmmeeee on November 22, 2004 @ 6:35 pm |
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u might b a read neck if your working tv sits on your non working tv
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tyler thanksgiving on November 25, 2004 @ 7:04 pm |
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u might be a redneck if you have to use a weed-wacker to get to your bathroom |
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tyler thanksgiving on November 25, 2004 @ 7:04 pm |
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u might be a redneck if you have to use a weed-wacker to get to your bathroom |
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tjcs on November 25, 2004 @ 7:11 pm |
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Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks |
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Shyla on November 26, 2004 @ 3:23 pm |
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You might be a redneck if your best "tupperware" bowls have Blue Bonnet and Parkay on the side |
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Garry Valentine on November 28, 2004 @ 11:16 pm |
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if you dads cell number has nothing to do with a telephone you might be a redneck
And PLEASE visit my WEBSITE at www.freewebs.com/gvmedia12/
and e-mail me at bmxgv90@aol.com |
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Garry Valentine on November 28, 2004 @ 11:18 pm |
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And if u have AIM or AOL my ScreenName is Bmxgv90 |
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mutt on November 29, 2004 @ 8:09 pm |
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If ur dad has ever used a katsup packet for a toothpick u might be a redneck |
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jared on November 30, 2004 @ 4:45 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you are related to Jeff Foxworthy |
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jared on November 30, 2004 @ 4:48 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your lawn chair came from your living room |
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cody on December 4, 2004 @ 8:03 am |
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If you think a 401K is your Mother-In-Law’s bra size!................. Ya might be a redneck |
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fucker on December 8, 2004 @ 9:53 am |
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I hate you |
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travis on December 20, 2004 @ 11:43 am |
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u might be a redneck if you walk in your hous and trip over your bak gate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Amanda Valentine on December 20, 2004 @ 4:41 pm |
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if you think hitting a deer at 60mph is your idea of fast food, you might be a red neck.
and visit my bro’s site @ www.freewebs.com/gvmedia12/ |
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gitdonner on December 29, 2004 @ 8:51 pm |
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amanda u r a big dumb fuckin retard its 65 |
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Andrew on January 7, 2005 @ 9:57 pm |
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well to your response to your show Fri. Jan. 7 I do not have a picture but I bought a house where a 36 packard was buried in the back yard and the motor a flat head eight was sitting on top of the ground rusting away |
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davezoned on January 8, 2005 @ 1:21 am |
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If ya see that hole right there in pa , you might be in-bread! |
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bob on January 13, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you wash your clothes in the bath tub |
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abby on January 15, 2005 @ 9:48 am |
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you might not be a read-neck if you cant get any of these jokes |
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sammyp on January 16, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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u might b a redneck if u’ve ever put a pot on youe head and said hey mom and dad look i’m a pot head |
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me on January 23, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your living room furniture used to be your outdoor furniture |
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georgie peorgie on January 23, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you have ever been acused of lying through your tooth |
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brian &jake on February 4, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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if you think hores and lotlizzards cut the strings off their tampons to keep the crabs from buggie jumping ur probally a full fledge chickenhaulin redneck |
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james bond on February 24, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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you may be a redneck if your family three dont fork |
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southernboy199 on March 4, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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u might be a redneck if u kill a deer off the side of the road |
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Alisha Penman on March 7, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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u might be a redneck if u spend 5 hours trying to figure out a redneck joke to submit to a website for jeff foxworthy. |
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elgin kid on March 10, 2005 @ 3:56 pm |
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if you have a closeline running throught the middle of your traler house |
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aj on March 17, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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u might be a redneck if ur roof collaspes and kills more than 3 dogs |
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zach on March 20, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you stood on a curb for 3 days waiting for a stop sign to say go |
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zach on March 20, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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you might be a rednec if your headlight blow out and you tape flashlights to your hood p.s:thank God for duck tape |
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adam on March 20, 2005 @ 6:55 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you wrestle your mom for the last can of beer |
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zach on March 20, 2005 @ 6:56 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your idea for a romantic evening is eating chips & drinking beer by cigeret light |
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zach on March 20, 2005 @ 7:00 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you thought a quarterback was a 25 cent refund |
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scotty(me)(not u) on March 20, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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u might be a redneck if u think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 mph.............. |
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zach on March 20, 2005 @ 7:02 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your idea for a romantic dinner is a kids meal and letting her have the toy |
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adam on March 20, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your romantic dinner is eating fish sticks |
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adam on March 20, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your corvette was standing on 2 inch cinder blocks |
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Harley on March 29, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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you might be a renneck if your neck is reder then the dick on a dog
you might be a erdneck if you have used newspaper,snow or leaves as ass wipe
you might be a redneck if you pick up road kill for dinner |
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Bertha Lindsey on April 14, 2005 @ 8:36 am |
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jokes - if you have a busted up trailer that says honeymoon sweet you might
be a redneck
jokes - and if you have toi broike down lawn mowers as your transportation you
might be a redneck |
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vito on April 15, 2005 @ 7:35 pm |
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u might be a redneck if a beaver bits your nipple off |
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vito on April 15, 2005 @ 7:36 pm |
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u might be a redneck if a beaver bits your nipple off |
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horseprincess165 on May 3, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your saddle has a gun rack |
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whatzup on May 9, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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If your front porch wind chine is made of beer cans, you might be a redneck |
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pooboy on May 9, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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If your house has more miles on it then your car, you might be a redneck. |
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rick james on May 9, 2005 @ 4:53 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your dog throws up on the living room floor and no one notices. |
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F***** on May 9, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you have ever taken your date to a bar and made her pay. |
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pooboy on May 9, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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if your e-mail address is ended by .yonder.com/ you might be a redneck. |
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Jacob. C on May 28, 2005 @ 11:01 pm |
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IF YOU USE YELLOW CAUTION TAPE FOR A FENCE AROUND YOUR YARD. you just might be a redneck |
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Jacob. C on May 28, 2005 @ 11:10 pm |
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IF YOU USE YELLOW CAUTION TAPE FOR A FENCE AROUND YOUR YARD. you just might be a redneck |
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Derek on June 25, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF U COME TO THIS WEB SIGHT |
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Cassie Wilson on June 30, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the "Star Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen Start Your Engines" |
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Cassie Wilson on June 30, 2005 @ 10:44 am |
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You Might be a redneck if your dog farts and you claim it!!!! |
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redneck on July 1, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you take toilet paper fishing with you
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unknown on July 2, 2005 @ 1:42 am |
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let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth only words that up lift the lord. fithiness will not enter in to HEAVEN. |
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jimmie on July 9, 2005 @ 7:09 am |
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you might be a red neck if you and your partner have a argument and your partner goes to your family for simpathy. |
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cody on July 12, 2005 @ 8:13 am |
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You might be a redneck.............if you think hittin a deer at 80mph is fast food |
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josh linney on July 14, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you have ever stopped the ice cream man on a highway in youre truck
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Larry on July 16, 2005 @ 9:26 am |
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You might be a redneck if you have a Playboy, beer, and confederate flag in your old pickup truck. |
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zachmaster on July 23, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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you might be a redneck if your engine’s air filter is an empty beer can. |
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Amber on September 2, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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Nothing |
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