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7 You might be a redneck if....
Posted by: Robo_90 on March 4, 2004 @ 3:17 pm
1.Your coon dog sits in the frony seat more than you wife does
2.You know who is leading the Winston Cup
3.Your brother is your daddy
4.You have ever payed for beer with pennies
5.You have ever sold your sons clothes to buy beer
6.You choose wich pet to eat on Thanksgiving
7.Your hunin’ dog gets birthday presents insted of your wife |
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curbchek187 on March 9, 2004 @ 11:32 am |
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you might be a redneck if you trade in your wife for a porta jon cause the hole is smaller and it smells better |
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curbchek187 on March 9, 2004 @ 11:32 am |
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you might be a redneck if you trade in your wife for a porta jon cause the hole is smaller and it smells better |
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lil_dave7084 on March 22, 2004 @ 9:14 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you think 401 K is your gandmas bra size |
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jackass on April 2, 2004 @ 10:17 pm |
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Yo right lil_dave7084. |
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JAY&JAY on April 12, 2004 @ 3:46 am |
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOUR NABORS THINK YOUR A DETECTIVE BECOUSE A COP ALWAYS BRINGS YOU HOME |
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Mr. Gadget on April 12, 2004 @ 12:33 pm |
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOUR HOUSE IS MOBILE AND THE TWELVE CARS IN YOUR FRONT YARD ARE NOT... YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK. |
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RedneckOnWheels! on April 21, 2004 @ 1:21 pm |
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you might be a redneck if your relatives come to your house on christmas and your uncle brings his wife who you devorsed a week ago |
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steven on April 21, 2004 @ 8:42 pm |
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you could be a redneck if more than 1 family member has the nickname ’’Bubba’’ |
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Dusty on April 23, 2004 @ 8:58 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you take your dog for a walk and both of you use the conner.
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umitejustbearedneck on April 24, 2004 @ 11:39 pm |
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u mite just be a redneck if ur wealthiest relative buys a house and u have to help them take the wheels off |
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jay&jay on May 4, 2004 @ 2:45 am |
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umightjustbearedneck it is you might be a redneck if your richest relative buys a new house and you need to help them take the wheels off! |
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RedneckFemale on May 6, 2004 @ 6:49 pm |
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If your kids think Santa drives a chevy...you might be a redneck |
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kevin on May 23, 2004 @ 8:11 pm |
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you might be a redneck if u have more deer antlers on your wall than pictures of yur kids
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redneck_yankee on October 12, 2004 @ 3:01 am |
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you might be a redneck if when you take off your sunglasses people ask if elvis has been here |
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Biggest redneck gurl on October 19, 2004 @ 5:52 pm |
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...yawn...heard of these before...and jay&jay u suck dicks! |
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Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 10:46 pm |
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...yawn...Ive heard whores before....redneck gurl you lick pissy |
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fxrcngrm on December 10, 2004 @ 9:27 pm |
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you might be a red neck if u walk yur son to school because yur both in the same grade !! you might be a red neck |
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Bb on February 3, 2005 @ 10:08 am |
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You my be a redneck if your a redneck......think bout it :D |
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connie on March 2, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you daughter is Swamp Buggy Queen! |
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Tall_redneck_chick on March 30, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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you might be a red neck if...
That billboard that says,
"SAY NO TO CRACK"
reminds you to pull up your jeans. |
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