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Posted by: JAY&JAY on April 1, 2004 @ 1:57 am
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
1)YOU HAVE A COMPLETE SET OF SALAD BOWLS AND THEY ALL SAY COOL WHIP ON THE SIDE.
2)IF A TORNADO HITS YOUR HOUSE AND MAKES $10,000 WORTH OF IMPRUVMENTS.
3)IF THE BIGGEST CITY YOUVE EVER BEEN 2 IS WAL MART.
4) IF YOUR WORKING TV SITS ON TOP OF YOUR NON WORKING TV
5)IF YOUVE MISSED 5TH GRADE GRADUATION BECOUSE YOU HAD JURY DUTY. |
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beetlegurl88 on April 15, 2004 @ 5:01 pm |
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That was actully funny not like oliver’s ’’joke’’. |
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jeff on April 23, 2004 @ 12:04 pm |
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hi im jeff foxworthy himself.Honestly! Thanx man that was funnier than my best joke. If your too drunk to fish...you might be a redneck. Get my new CD and with you permission, I’ll use it |
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sexy420 on April 25, 2004 @ 4:15 am |
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jeff you are stupid his cds are fucking live and a new cd means its already out now go fuck yourself.
and the jokes were funnyer than s**t |
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tristan on May 5, 2004 @ 11:56 am |
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you might be a redneck if you walk into a bar and they have a mug with your name on it. |
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Mike on May 17, 2004 @ 7:32 pm |
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You know Jeff Foxworthy might be a red neck if he takes all his jokes off the internet, and say’s there hisown... |
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tasha on September 29, 2004 @ 2:15 am |
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jay,u sick now bad sorry, |
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Jay&Jay on October 13, 2004 @ 6:32 pm |
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Tasha what? |
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Biggest redneck gurl on October 19, 2004 @ 5:48 pm |
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Otay ya’ll that ain’t jeff foxworthy and mike is right it would b funnier if it were live not on the internet and saying the same jokes over and over...
If ya wash ya hands before ya go 2 the outhouse, ya might b a redneck!! |
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Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
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If you have an ingine hanging from a tree in the front yard...You might be a redneck |
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Rini on December 7, 2004 @ 8:26 pm |
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You might be a redneck if you steal something from the dollar tree. If you’re over 20 years old and you think Barbie is hot, you might be a redneck. I just made those up. Jeff Foxworthy, you rule!!!!!! |
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Jessica on December 7, 2004 @ 8:30 pm |
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If you are a hunter and go to school and cant decide what to wear between Tenna shoes or Hunting boots, you might be a redneck. If your mommy’s your daddy and your daddys your brother, you might be a redneck........ |
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sarah mauldin on December 8, 2004 @ 3:59 pm |
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jeff you are a very very very very funny man and you just keep it up with the jokes becouse they don’t really know how funny you are.
your true fan
sarah leighanna mauldin
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sngrangl@aol.com on January 14, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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jeff if that is really you i love your jokes e-mail me please
your #1fan
stephanie c |
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sngrangl@aol.com on January 14, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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jeff if that is really you i love your jokes e-mail me please
your #1fan
stephanie c |
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on February 4, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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Emily on February 16, 2005 @ 2:40 am |
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you might be a redneck if...you think that the passenger seat in your Ford is a legal deerstand..
you might be a redneck if...you cant eat without the TV being on..
you might be a redneck if you thought ’doe in heat’ was a type of Vodka |
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Leena on February 22, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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Jeff if that is you, I want to say I love your comedy routine. So many of your redneck jokes hit my family. It is so funny to hear that being said, we sit and point fingers at each other. It is a very nice way for the family to get together and laugh and have a good time. I appreciate what you do very much.
You might be a redneck if.........you move and you take your outhouse with you....it happened when i was little...also if your outhouse doubles as your tool shed...which also happened. |
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alicia on March 20, 2005 @ 8:13 pm |
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jeff foxworthy i luv ur jokes ur awsome.......you might be a redneck if your uncle joe goes to a funeral drinks half a beer and sits the can on the grave and says that the "other half is for the you".......that really happend to me
ur biggest fan
alicia nelson |
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patty O'Ferniture on March 22, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii liiiiike butter |
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Cam Smith on March 25, 2005 @ 6:11 pm |
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You and Larry Git-r-Done |
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coolbeanswv@Aol.com on April 5, 2005 @ 7:22 pm |
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Jeff you rock.
If you buy beer at the smoker freindly...You might be a redneck.
if your 20 and in the same grade as your 5 year old brother...You might be a red neck. |
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hotshit on April 7, 2005 @ 8:23 pm |
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RedneckWoman on April 24, 2005 @ 1:48 pm |
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You might be a redneck if the biggest city you’ve been to is Wal-Mart. Jeff, I love you so much!!!! [tell bill and larry i said that too] |
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good on April 30, 2005 @ 11:22 pm |
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it is my life |
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