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Redneck words......
Posted by: Jon on April 14, 2004 @ 1:35 pm
Mayonasise,..... Mayonasise alot a people here tonight.
Antianate,..... My wife ate two samwhiches, Anishiate ate a bag a tater chipes.
Doauta,.....Dauta cut that grass, so dem boys can play some baseball.
Witchadidja,..... you didn’t happen to bring your truck Witchadidja. |
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Jon on April 27, 2004 @ 12:40 pm |
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It’s actually Mayonnaise, Initiate, Youotta |
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Meg on April 28, 2004 @ 12:18 pm |
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Yeah I think your right Jon, cause I had a hard time understanding "Antianate, and Doauta" - Thank you for clearing that up. |
| From: |
Jason on April 29, 2004 @ 12:25 am |
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I got one too,
omlet-Earl why did ya do that, I guess omlet it go this time. |
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Wendy on April 29, 2004 @ 1:14 am |
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Mayonaise, Initiate, AORTA (as in the section of the heart), and Witchadidja |
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me on May 1, 2004 @ 6:58 pm |
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wow. you’re not bright, are you? |
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Lauri on May 4, 2004 @ 9:55 pm |
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Ere’s Nuther one: Rat Cheer- Take a seat rat cheer |
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bdye on May 20, 2004 @ 2:38 am |
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the words are INITIATE, MAYONAISE, AORATA, WITCHADIJA |
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Antagonist on May 20, 2004 @ 12:56 pm |
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All of these jokes suck ass
No one will ever be as good as jeff |
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meh on May 22, 2004 @ 9:14 pm |
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thats true |
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josh on May 24, 2004 @ 12:28 am |
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Jeff Foxworthy is the king of comedy. I agree with antagonist’s remarks. |
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scott on May 24, 2004 @ 5:45 pm |
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antagonist......mayonaise aorta initiate and witchadidja are all from jeff foxworthy u dumbass......sounds like meh and josh are f-ing retarded too.....dont worry, i gotta good idea tho.......never post again, then kill urself |
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Jordan on May 24, 2004 @ 9:23 pm |
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I got one
Fiji- What you want me to Fiji
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clinton on May 25, 2004 @ 11:23 pm |
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I got one : Isolate, Man, isolate to work that they docked my pay for a week. |
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megpuff on May 26, 2004 @ 7:58 pm |
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all those suck cant be good as jeff cept clintin urs is alright |
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Megpuff on May 26, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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this got nothin to do with it but How tall are you? I didnt know they stacked shit that high |
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big mike on May 31, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
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here’s one
ayorta- ayorta cut that grass before someone trips |
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Matt on June 7, 2004 @ 1:34 pm |
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Well this is what my wife said.
Owner. Get right up owner her.
My brother and law came up with this one
Lettuce. Why don’t you just lettuce go home.
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Allison on June 8, 2004 @ 5:11 pm |
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I got one: Armagedon- Armegedon outta hur! |
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Tina Tuker on June 23, 2004 @ 9:01 pm |
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howdy ya’ll. i got a good redneck word for ya’s, it is :
disease----- hey, disease pants fit you any mo? |
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Tra on June 26, 2004 @ 10:25 pm |
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pepperonis
Sure could use some pepperonis eggs. |
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Hunter on June 28, 2004 @ 2:23 pm |
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Some more Foxworthy words...
Schedule - I bet if you ever saw a ghost it schedule so bad you crapped in your pants.
Indicator - My brother lives way up in Decatur!
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Chris on July 5, 2004 @ 4:21 am |
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How about ustacould - -can you dance?
-I ustacould. gimme a moment and I might could again |
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charles on July 7, 2004 @ 2:59 pm |
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dont you guys have anything better to do?... but those words are pretty funny! |
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matt on July 13, 2004 @ 1:53 pm |
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urine - urine big trouble |
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Cord on July 18, 2004 @ 11:30 pm |
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Heres A good one ,
Fascinate,
I had a shirt with nine buttons, but i could only fascinate. HAHAHA |
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redneckking on July 21, 2004 @ 2:37 am |
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yushuda mowed the lawn |
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andy on July 22, 2004 @ 12:35 am |
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guys, most of the stuff that foxworthy says IS stuff you hear rednecks say; trust me, my dad’s side of the family is quite hickish, and i’ve heard all four of the words foxworthy used: aorta, initiate, mayonnaise, widja-didja...so, stuff like "armageddon" kinda works, but not to the full effect, and "urine" sounds the exact same as "you’re in" anyway, so there’s nothing funny about it. stuff like "yushuda" is pretty common with all people, not just rednecks. |
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sbf_ala on July 22, 2004 @ 10:03 pm |
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Fiasco
I think Jeff Gordons the best driver in NASCAR, but FIASCO o’ Ed he’d tell ye Dale Jr. is. |
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sbf_ala on July 22, 2004 @ 10:05 pm |
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IMONGO
IMONGO to the store ya’ll want nething? |
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TN Paramedic on July 25, 2004 @ 1:48 am |
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Y’all are why people call southerners stupid. None of you spelled "Aorta" correctly. How anyone can get Doauta from Aorta is beyond me. Do you even know what an Aorta is? |
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Kevin on July 26, 2004 @ 11:43 pm |
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Hey i got a good one for everyone who tried to match up to Jeff Foxworthy. its called Waste: as in STOP WASTING YOU TIME. God damn you people suck Exept TN He is totally correct most of you are retarded.... Oh yeah ..... GIT R DONE |
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Kevin on July 26, 2004 @ 11:46 pm |
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I misspelled a word..... STOP WASTING YOUR TIME. There i corrected it |
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Eric on July 27, 2004 @ 1:07 am |
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Ascot no wonder mamas ascot so big. |
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B-Dizzle on July 29, 2004 @ 4:14 pm |
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Hey, this is one I was thinkin; of while I was just eatin’:
Cantalope: You two cantalope, y’all ain’t 18 yet... |
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Sega shaman on July 29, 2004 @ 8:30 pm |
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butternut:i told mom she butternut eat so much,or else she gonna die.
innitate:mom ate a steak,innitate mashed puttaters,innitait (etc.)
ascot:no wonder mama’s ascot so big!!!!!! |
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Zach on July 30, 2004 @ 8:38 pm |
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I got a new redneck word. If someone starts complaining, say "quitcherbitchin". |
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Casey on July 30, 2004 @ 9:36 pm |
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Aingotno- I Aingotno deer today.
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Elvis on August 1, 2004 @ 8:28 pm |
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aron- I gotta stop and put some aron my tires
ketchup- its hard to ketchup when your over 300lbs |
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joe on August 4, 2004 @ 3:31 pm |
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handsome- handsome lotion over here, ’Cause I dont want to burn
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Joe on August 4, 2004 @ 3:35 pm |
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European- turn thata way european on my boots |
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Kristin on August 5, 2004 @ 8:58 pm |
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Aight..im as Redneck as you get and you ppl complaining about people makin up the words and they arnt funny.....id like to see you make up one thats better! Stop complaining..you must not be a tru southerner if you complain bout spelling and stuff so just SHUT UP!!!!! |
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isaiah on August 6, 2004 @ 6:37 pm |
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hurrs 1- jeetyet? ~ did you eat yet? |
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cw on August 6, 2004 @ 8:57 pm |
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SHUTHEFUKUP -- Y’all need to shuthefukup!....and quitcherbitchin. |
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baster on August 8, 2004 @ 10:27 pm |
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piss on this |
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H.B. on August 9, 2004 @ 5:52 am |
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*pheew* There are some NEGITIVE people in here. It’s called "lightening up" c’man lifes only as serious as you let it be. My father recently died of cancer and throughout it all he still loved to smile... ya’know:) So.. take a laugh where/while you can. Life’s too short to complain :)
lol...*widjadidja-watches the tour-love that one :p*... Kay Ciao |
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H.B. on August 9, 2004 @ 6:20 am |
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*pheew* There are some NEGATIVE people in here. It’s called "lightening up." C’man... Life’s only as serious as you let it be. My father recently died of Cancer but even with something that bad, he still loved to smile. So,.. ya’know. Stop and laugh when/while you can. Life’s too short not too. :)
*lol-widjadidja-watches the "Tour"-still love that one :p*
Kay,
Ciao,
-H.B. |
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H.B on August 9, 2004 @ 6:22 am |
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(forgive me if there’s more than one comment I thought it erased :p*whacks forehead*) |
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Stinky on August 10, 2004 @ 11:07 am |
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Yall ain’t even never eated a aorta, and yalls saying it over and over like yall had eaten it. and evryone else, you’re spelling and grammattical errors are dispikable. Heers one for ya’ll who can appreciate good redneck humir.
scandalous- i just scandalous grocerys on that there wrong computer
meow- would you like these plans right meow?
hippotopomous- i just saw this hippotopomous Smith.
initiate- your antagonists mother is fat, she ate breakfast, brunch, lunch,predinner, initiate dinner to complete her obesity diet.
chins- your mother has more chins than a chinese phone book
AND now we’ll impersonate the crocodile hunter
saliva- aww fukk, shitt saliva my boots
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| From: |
brain on August 10, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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i like sex with my dogs |
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Luc on August 11, 2004 @ 10:20 pm |
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i got one for yall......... damnation- that damnation of iraq is takin all our money!
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tom mcrae on August 12, 2004 @ 1:29 pm |
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i got one...... "dictate" Jan said my dictate good. |
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nate on August 12, 2004 @ 11:16 pm |
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heres how we really talk in the south city boys
utter-i went to the store the utter day |
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NORTHERN - ER on August 16, 2004 @ 9:20 pm |
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FUC SOUTHERNERS YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL BURN IN HELL HAHHA
damn rednecks |
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Andrew Mac on August 18, 2004 @ 6:50 pm |
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Dildo- 8 dollars for this fishin rod? thats a pretty good Dildo. |
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Blake on August 18, 2004 @ 8:30 pm |
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Some of these are good but most of them are bad, do you guys live out in the sticks anyway? I got a couple though
- wonderful -I’m gonna go on down to the wal-Mart wonderful Ed wants to come with me?
- spectaters - tommorows my birthday & i spectaters for supper.
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dominic r on August 18, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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heres a funy 1 jucy...... jucy thes naked pic of pamala anderson
handsome... will u hansome of that tannig lotion here |
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jesse on August 20, 2004 @ 11:28 am |
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How about this one?
Attack- I got detention for putting attack on my teacher’s chair |
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master redneck on August 21, 2004 @ 12:23 pm |
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i got some funny ones for u
iniciate my wife ate two hamburgurgers iniciate two bags of tater chips
facinate i got nine buttons on this shirt and can only fastenate
poppyseed poppy seed me smoking and now im grounded all because poppyseed
manaise manaise alot of people here
aorta aorta cut the grass before i lose my trucks
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jake on August 23, 2004 @ 11:00 pm |
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dupont -u better dupont that check |
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Michael on August 24, 2004 @ 9:52 pm |
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Heres one
Water - Water you doin?!
Heres nother
Ass - Go ass him to bring that tracta ova hurr.
Hare -Come hare damnit.
Yaunto - Yaunto go get sumthin ta eat.
Jeetyet - Jeetyet? Nope. Yaunto?
Git-R-Done - Get over there and GIT-R-DONE
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Caleb on August 27, 2004 @ 8:34 pm |
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Mistake- Lemme get mistake and taters, and we’ll pray. |
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Erika on September 1, 2004 @ 11:11 pm |
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poppyseed
If poppyseed us smokin he’s gonna have our hind ends! by the way Larry is much better than Jeff,but Jeff is cool too!Git ’Er Done! |
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brown_eyed_babe on September 4, 2004 @ 12:59 am |
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im with a friend and shes checkin out sites right and she comes across this one so we decide to read yalls little comments and after about the 10th one downive just got one thing to say...SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN FACE AND SPARE US ALL AND LEAVE THE JOKES TO THE PROS!!!!!! -peace |
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brown_eyed_babe on September 4, 2004 @ 1:01 am |
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word to erika...its "git-r-done" -peace |
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bb29 on September 7, 2004 @ 10:48 pm |
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Mustard-"i don’t know why he’s mad, but he mustard you talking about him"
Ketchup-"hey i’ll ketchup w/ you guys later"
Hammer-"i was hungry this afternoon so i fixed me a sandwich but i couldn’t decide if i wanted hammer turkey"
anaconda-"i am so hungry right now, anaconda wanna eat" |
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bb29 on September 7, 2004 @ 10:49 pm |
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Mustard-"i don’t know why he’s mad, but he mustard you talking about him"
Ketchup-"hey i’ll ketchup w/ you guys later"
Hammer-"i was hungry this afternoon so i fixed me a sandwich but i couldn’t decide if i wanted hammer turkey"
anaconda-"i am so hungry right now, anaconda wanna eat" |
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AllEnds on September 8, 2004 @ 8:43 pm |
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European- Turn the other way, you’re a peein on my boots. |
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J Dogg on September 11, 2004 @ 3:22 am |
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Heres one----- sheets
She eats about a half pound , ham a day. |
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Chris on September 13, 2004 @ 2:57 am |
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How can anyone PRIDE themselves for being southern????!! Y’ALL are a bunch of idiots, over half of whom don’t know what an aorta is, or can’t even spell the damn word.
So here’s one--
Y’ankees - Y’all ain’t no smarter than them Y’ankees.
Vote north, vote intelligent, vote Kerry. |
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Amanda on September 14, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
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To chris: how can we PRIDE our self in bein REDNECKS you ask?!! Im guessin its the same way YA’LL idiots pride yourself in bein STUPID YANKEES!!! And dont hate b/c we have a sense of humor. and for someone who hates on us southerners you sure do use OUR accent an awful lot. Rebel born rebel bred ill be a rebel till the day im dead. Southern by BIRTH, redneck by CHOICE GIT-R-DONE!!!!! |
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Sean D on September 15, 2004 @ 11:21 pm |
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Made up most of these, other got from Jeff FW or internet... funny shit anyway.
alligator- "My wahfs outta tampons but alligator some new ones from the sto" (I’ll get her)
innuendo- you better watch out, i saw a bird fly innuendo (in your window)
gazebo- Don’t bet againt Bubba at the bowling alley, gazebo’ pretty good (because he bowls)
heavy dew- lemme heavy dew me a favor. (have you do)
intuition- A: Git in ’at car over there. B: "Get intuition?" (in to which one)
ahniallator- I’ll take a tootsie roll but I’d rather have ahniallator (a Now and Later)
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spookboy0 on September 16, 2004 @ 10:00 pm |
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Share - Hot damn, boy, you stink! Go take a share!
Data - That girl’s ’a’ lookin’ mighty fine, I just might data. |
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Jason on September 18, 2004 @ 4:42 pm |
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its jeet yet? naawww uawntoo? |
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Jeff on September 19, 2004 @ 6:44 pm |
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It is actually Mayonaise, Iniate ,Aorta and witchyadigya (with ya did ya)
I suspect you only got thoes from the Blue Collar Comedy tour, there are many more.
Rednecks actually use these words. I said to my girlfriend from texas "You did’nt bring
food withyadigya? Aorta do that next time. |
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austin on September 22, 2004 @ 5:47 pm |
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i got one caeser- if daddy caeser with that belly button ring she gonna be in trouble |
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David on September 22, 2004 @ 9:33 pm |
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Nascar
Say thats a nascar you got there |
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Carson on September 23, 2004 @ 6:04 pm |
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If you want fairies to marry, vote for Kerry. |
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whalen thomason on September 24, 2004 @ 11:41 am |
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"own comment" Hey girl you wanna ride {on a commet}?
"djew" hey{did you }eat the rest of that pizza
"pizzazs" hey did you ever get {pease of ass}?
" policy" hey{paw lets see} what the car run at the track? |
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AJB on September 24, 2004 @ 5:04 pm |
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zwieback \SWEE-back\ noun
: a usually sweetened bread enriched with eggs that is baked and then sliced and toasted until dry and crisp
"I used to live in town but now I live zwieback in the woods."
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jj on September 25, 2004 @ 8:17 pm |
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thasa
man thasa lot of people here |
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j.t on September 25, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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aincha
aincha gonna mow my grass |
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t.j on September 25, 2004 @ 8:23 pm |
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you might be a redneck if you wash your car in mouthwash to give it a real good shine |
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mitch on September 26, 2004 @ 5:58 am |
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seriously peeps...leave it to the professionals, im not going to post one coz i know it wont be funny. u guys should do the same. |
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micah on September 26, 2004 @ 10:34 pm |
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heres one
pastuerize
When i look pastuerize i can see the real u
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David Pattison on September 26, 2004 @ 11:27 pm |
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MAYONNAISE: "MAYONNAISE a lotta people here tonight!"
AORTA: "AORTA mow their grass. Their lawn looks like a jungle."
HAMMER: "What kinda sammich you want? HAMMER turkey?"
SNASTY: "Hey man, taste this. This SNASTY."
INNUENDO: "Hey dude, I saw a bird fly INNUENDO."
FASCINATE: "I got nine buttons on this shirt, but I can only FASCINATE."
HANDSOME: "After you done wit that sunscreen, you think you maybe could HANDSOME over?"
TAR: You can use my truck, but it’s gotta flat TAR.
INITIATE: "My wife ate two hamburgers, INITIATE a bag o tater chips."
WIDJA-DIDJA: "Hey, you didn’t bring your truck WIDJA-DIDJA?"
POPPYSEED: "POPPYSEED ju lookin at them magazines an he toldju not to do it no more."
EUROPEAN: "Hey, dude! Watch it! EUROPEAN on the toilet seat!"
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honeynut41725 on September 27, 2004 @ 7:38 am |
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They don’t come any better than Ron White |
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Teri on September 27, 2004 @ 7:42 am |
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I have one for ya*************
BONAFIED**************** I’d a fed that dog a BONAFIED ah had one )))))))))))))))))))0 |
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kevin on September 27, 2004 @ 7:25 pm |
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herineight my wife to me to be here in ten minutes and i was hereinwight haha thats funny better than doauta |
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Aaron on September 28, 2004 @ 8:32 pm |
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I’m from Minnesota and I’d like to apalogize for some of the pricks from the north who’ve been talking shit about rednecks and southerners. Theres plenty of rednecks up here, and we are proud of it. I’ve got some personal experience redneck jokes:
-If you’ve ever skipped out of a church lunch to have a dip, you might be a redneck
-If you’ve ever been banned for life from a threashing show, you might be a redneck
-If the only time you won’t fart is in your deer stand, you might be a redneck
-If you’ve ever gotten your counseler at bible camp to dip,you might be a redneck |
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tasha on September 29, 2004 @ 2:12 am |
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there are some good ones but ppl please leave jeffs alone get ur own. |
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billy bob on September 29, 2004 @ 12:25 pm |
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WORD FOR TODAY IS HITCHA if youre a yankee and you dont like rednecks then dont let the door HITCHA in the ass |
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BIILY BOB on September 29, 2004 @ 12:28 pm |
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GERMY --------- DO YOU GERMY TALKIN TO YA (HERE ME) |
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Emily on September 29, 2004 @ 12:31 pm |
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What do ya call a 300pd. lesiben? Bushhog
What is a lesiben’s favorite ice cream bar? Klondike Bar |
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Hunter on September 29, 2004 @ 5:55 pm |
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Now, for a change of pace and back to redneck vocab.
Benign - I won the bingo tournament after the announcer called out benign.
Wanton - I’ve been wanton barbacue for months! |
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Northern Redneck on September 30, 2004 @ 9:41 am |
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I got a word-Sirs
when my girlfriend asked whos bra this was, I pointed to her friend and said "Sirs" |
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*ReDNecKBlAiR on October 2, 2004 @ 12:40 am |
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I got one
NACHO: Don’t worry, that was nacho pitch! |
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RedNeckBlAiR on October 2, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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Being southern is the best! If im lying im dieing! Some of the idiots up north think they are better then us! Well, i say any close minded people that think that can go to hell! |
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Karla Marie on October 2, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
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Hey you guys need to quick jockin Larry’s stuff! No one does it like him and you all sound dumb trying because your jokes aren’t even funny! :oP [* GiT-r-DoNe*]
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| From: |
larry the cable guy on October 3, 2004 @ 10:33 am |
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butternut = itold gram she butternut that steak |
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deigo on October 5, 2004 @ 2:09 pm |
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distort- Distort is sure big
This store is sure big |
| From: |
Carl Malone on October 5, 2004 @ 6:46 pm |
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yu guys are all queers for talking about 4 words for 90,000 pages |
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Ryan Holloway on October 7, 2004 @ 10:52 pm |
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Sharadem- You gonna sharadem beers wit me? |
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TIM on October 8, 2004 @ 9:53 pm |
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IM FROM CANADA AND YOU GUYS ARE FUKING STUPID. BUT ILL TROW 1 IN ................SENCHIOUS--- SENCHIOUS UP U WANNA YOU GET ME A BEER. AND YES A REAL BEER NOT YOUR PUSSY SHIT |
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BIG B + little c on October 9, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
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i GOT ME ONE
WHY DONT Y’ALL USE THISIN ON YA NEXT PROGRUM RIGHT THERE.
POKER- I GIVE Y’ALL DOLLAR IF YA POKER IN THE BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( POKE HER) |
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FRENCH FRY on October 9, 2004 @ 11:58 pm |
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All you guys suck, just because you watch the Jeff Foxworthy show doesn’t make you a redneck......but i do have a redneck word....its fuck off.....as in this sentence...fuck off |
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Southerner on October 10, 2004 @ 3:00 pm |
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hey Northern er you said rednecks suck well I got news fer yous YOU SUCK |
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i dunno on October 11, 2004 @ 12:38 am |
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ummmmm ok well i wanna no mistake o i got it now my steak like hey! give me mistake ok than ne ways! |
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i dunno on October 11, 2004 @ 12:39 am |
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oops thanx not than |
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dan on October 11, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
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avenue- i heard u avenue truck |
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Haley on October 12, 2004 @ 11:05 pm |
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Hey yall i got i of dem words,ketchup,yall need to ketchup with the rest of dem boys. |
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zakk on October 12, 2004 @ 11:41 pm |
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i got a word
turd
hey there buddy u look turd there go over younder and lay down. |
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holly,haley,& zakk on October 12, 2004 @ 11:44 pm |
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how does a redneck take a shower ??
he pees in a fan !!!!! lol
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Justin ,Rob,Jeff on October 14, 2004 @ 10:05 am |
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golf-golf my foot |
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FeralBurn on October 25, 2004 @ 3:51 am |
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Dim Sum---That fish was 13 inches dem sum. |
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Andrew (tatar salad) on October 25, 2004 @ 9:31 pm |
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i have a few
ascot- My mom ate 735 hambergers and then her ASCOT so big she couldn’t fit through the door.
jamacin- what JAMACIN????
japan-
you have to JAPAN shout.
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| From: |
Kiroku on October 25, 2004 @ 10:29 pm |
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if you don’t like the jokes then don’t look at them |
| From: |
Mike Colwander on October 26, 2004 @ 7:45 am |
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Hare some
Ranch-"give me that ranch i need to fix something"
view-"i’ve been to the Linchon Memorial......view"
did-"don’t worry he’s did jim"
andy-"he got my ranch andy brought my screwdriver"
andrew-"he drew a purdy puppy andrew some turkeys"
michael-"were grillin’ hey boy hand me michael" |
| From: |
Eric Cartman on October 28, 2004 @ 8:32 pm |
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this is stupid... |
| From: |
nunya on October 28, 2004 @ 11:42 pm |
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you plp that r just downgrading others and telling them to kill themselves r the ones that r stupid and i bet half of ya’ll ain’t even southern so u should find a new hobby other than putting people down.
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| From: |
i dunno on November 2, 2004 @ 10:18 pm |
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mask!!!! hey mask u a question |
| From: |
? on November 2, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
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umm ne one no ne more? i can think of of ne more! |
| From: |
Tom Clark on November 10, 2004 @ 8:06 pm |
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Facinate- i got 9 buttons on this shirt and i can only facinate |
| From: |
Justin smith on November 10, 2004 @ 8:44 pm |
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Barn- i went to the bank and im barn bout 500 dollars |
| From: |
Aaron former redneck on November 12, 2004 @ 10:53 am |
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tell you what my grandpa loves those words and you jokes.
From small town howard new york |
| From: |
Cameron, TN on November 12, 2004 @ 6:52 pm |
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Sensuous---Sensuous up, get me a coke.
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| From: |
Cameron, TN on November 12, 2004 @ 6:52 pm |
| Comment: |
Sensuous---Sensuous up, get me a coke.
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| From: |
European on November 12, 2004 @ 11:20 pm |
| Comment: |
Who wants ta help me with my deck?... |
| From: |
European on November 12, 2004 @ 11:21 pm |
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Jon??? Jon -Broth???
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| From: |
Cntryrneckchick on November 13, 2004 @ 7:07 pm |
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juanna- tomary ima goen down town juanna come. |
| From: |
Brad Oswalt on November 15, 2004 @ 11:46 am |
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new red neck word : sacagawea
Daddy found that sacagawea in your dresser drawer |
| From: |
Jacci A on November 16, 2004 @ 4:56 pm |
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Hey ya’ll I thought this was funny and maybe you will to I’ll not sure but here goes. Setting at a lunch table are two girls a blonde, and a bernette the blonde makes a mess of her food like makes it really gross to look at! And the bernette puts whipped cream at the top to top it off and says Will’ll call it Mysheet so boneaptite. |
| From: |
Jacci A on November 16, 2004 @ 5:00 pm |
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Ohhh I get one more word.
Shizit- What the shizit is that smell? |
| From: |
jennifer cain on November 16, 2004 @ 8:09 pm |
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dildo’s-- you gonna dildo’s cards or shuffle em all night?
recipe’n -- im peeing over here while the recipe’n over there.
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| From: |
meggie on November 22, 2004 @ 10:44 am |
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seefin
I’s seefin you wanted to get some food. |
| From: |
katie on November 29, 2004 @ 2:07 am |
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i want to know some redneck words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Adam on December 1, 2004 @ 10:32 pm |
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Sencious----Hey, Honey Sencious up get me a beer |
| From: |
dbl barrel shotgun on December 2, 2004 @ 9:50 pm |
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spy honey while you up willyou get spy
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| From: |
Aaron McGraw on December 4, 2004 @ 3:21 pm |
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Hare’s sum wurds
GUMBY-Man its GUMBY cold tu day
SIEZURE-I siezure still here
MISSION-Called my wife last night and told how much i’d bin mission hur.
CONJUGATE- Hey, conjugate that pack of bud lite fur me |
| From: |
Fuck Kerry on December 4, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
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FUCK KERRY and northerners. You say all these bullshit comments about how stupid southerners are but you just dont realize how stupid you are. You think we sound stupid you should get a tape recorder. Just thought id put a little truth on the site. Any comments please email me. www.fuckyou@kissmyass.com |
| From: |
G. A. on December 4, 2004 @ 10:48 pm |
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Your right yankees do sound a whole lot worse than southerners. You need to lighten up though. Dont let those dumbass yankees give you a heart attack |
| From: |
wants more jokes on December 9, 2004 @ 6:23 pm |
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i agree. i lived up north for 12 years and always thought southerner were dumb and had bad accents but once i moved down i realized i did not like yankee accents at all and id rather be with southerners any day. so that argument is settled. so how bout someone get back to the jokes? |
| From: |
%#$%^& oh yeah #$%# on December 26, 2004 @ 2:58 am |
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why don’t you northerner people just fuck yourselves. oh wait, you guys don’t have a choice anyway cause noone is ever gonna date you. HAHAHAHAHA |
| From: |
purebread on December 27, 2004 @ 7:50 pm |
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heres the best i made it up.... hemmy
woulcha hemmy the tater chips |
| From: |
true redneck on December 28, 2004 @ 10:14 pm |
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i got two:poker, licker
poker in the back licker in the front |
| From: |
gitrdonner on December 29, 2004 @ 8:33 pm |
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aint that the way to do |
| From: |
Joey on December 30, 2004 @ 2:15 am |
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Rednecks rock
Ive got a joke
son ....Hey mom are the clothes in the dryer clean Mom....Nope thats just where I keep the dirty clothes |
| From: |
turdy on December 30, 2004 @ 2:18 am |
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Rednecks rule
I think Larry , Ron , Jeff , And Bill are cool. |
| From: |
michelle on January 1, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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Out of all the comments on this site which ones are really from the south? A girl from Moblie, Al . |
| From: |
Kasey on January 2, 2005 @ 5:30 am |
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chadoin, I’m bored, chadoin?
anner; Its was her anner cousin
A’bouta- we a’bouta go to da stoe.
insheainta- insheaainta what? ( isnt she a )
sable- sable to do that ( isnt she able )
winchawanna- winchawanna go to town? ( when do u want to? )
chawann- chawanna go to the movies? ( do you want to ? )
THIS IS FROM 3 TRUE LOUISIANAIANS SO SKREW YALL YANKS ( sry matt )
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| From: |
Foster on January 3, 2005 @ 12:37 pm |
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Ya’ll I Fly My Rebel Flag High To The Sky Aint No Body Gona Stop Me Either...And Jeff FoxWorthy is The Shit I Love His Jokes Cause There All True So If You Have Sum Shit To Talk About Him Or Rednecks Talk To Me Ill Beat Your Asses U Fuckes... |
| From: |
Blue Collar Boy on January 6, 2005 @ 12:23 am |
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PARADE, Grannys ben in da hospital and we’ve parade and parade that she gets better. |
| From: |
ThaRedNecKing on January 7, 2005 @ 10:35 pm |
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Yall know what GIT-R-DON Scooter......Oh yeah Stupid Northerners |
| From: |
ThaRedNecKing on January 7, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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Notherners Suck big time!!!!!!GIT-R-DON |
| From: |
me on January 8, 2005 @ 1:04 pm |
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whats it like to eat black pussy? it’s like sucking cottagecheese through a brillo pad. |
| From: |
Boyd on January 16, 2005 @ 12:04 am |
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TOOKINATETIT (took in ate it) - I had a cheeseburger, but my brother Matt, tookinatetit. |
| From: |
pick up truck on January 16, 2005 @ 9:18 pm |
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BARD - My brother bard my pickup truck.
MUNTS - My brother bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts
TAR - Gee, I hope that brother doesn’t get
a flat tar in my pickup truck
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| From: |
ha ha funny on January 17, 2005 @ 8:41 pm |
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Tell me if you guys like these redneck words I done did came up with
Snot: Snot what you you think honey
Swear: Snot there, but swear i put it. |
| From: |
BrandenJoshua04 on January 22, 2005 @ 4:26 pm |
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IM on aim at brandenjoshua04 |
| From: |
Matt on January 23, 2005 @ 4:09 am |
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Heres another one
Donut- It looks like its gonna rain outside, donut?
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| From: |
william rebel on January 24, 2005 @ 9:55 am |
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I got yall beat
TATERS-GET ME SOME TATERS
WATCHACALLIT
WHATSISFACE |
| From: |
NUNYA on January 24, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
| Comment: |
ok look here.. this post is about REDNECK JOKES.... dont be a fucking retard and come here saying you dont like REDNECKS. It only proves how STUPID you are to click a link to jokes youre not gonna like. Northerners or southerners makes no freakkin diff to me, but if ur coming here to be a freakkin RETARD and talk crap about the redneck jokes, just go read a book or something and someday youll be smart.
JAPAN:
damn man yo momma dun hit mehcross teh head with japan!! |
| From: |
Patarat on January 27, 2005 @ 1:41 am |
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Ascot - She ate so much no wonder her ascot so big.
European - Turn arond european on my boot.
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| From: |
Patarat on January 27, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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Oh and I forgot one
Rice - "Y’all going out to Talledega to see the rice?" |
| From: |
wane on January 30, 2005 @ 11:36 pm |
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Meander= Meander went to the movies last weekend. |
| From: |
becky on February 1, 2005 @ 10:36 am |
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rednecks are awesome, i live in south florida surounded by foriegners and it sucks, i wanna move to TN or AL. help!!!! |
| From: |
Rob on February 3, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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Jeff Foxworthy is a legend, but out of the guys on the blue collar comedy tour, my
favourite has to be Ron White. I love the morse code bit in the ’tater salad’ story. To the
guy who wrote the first reply to this thread, Jon, as other people have pointed out, it’s
AORTA, not Youotta. |
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JOE AND JOSH on February 4, 2005 @ 9:53 pm |
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GITYAWNOUTTAHA
GITYAWNOUTTAHA FO I SHOOT YE
TN REDNECKS LIKE LARRY THE CABLE GUY
git-r-don |
| From: |
Doug on February 6, 2005 @ 1:48 am |
| Comment: |
Is ’witchadidja’ really a word? I can’t seem to find it in any dictionary. If it’s really a word, I would sure love the know the definition of it. |
| From: |
Doug on February 6, 2005 @ 1:54 am |
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I got one
MEDIA: You don’t wanna grow up to be like media? (me do ya?) |
| From: |
Hugh Jas on February 6, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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Ion: Look Mom Ion TV |
| From: |
Hugh Jas on February 6, 2005 @ 9:10 pm |
| Comment: |
Ion: Look Mom Ion TV |
| From: |
TRACY ON FEB. 8,2005 on February 10, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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JUST KEEP THEM REDNECK WORDS FLOWING!!!!! PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN IN THE SUN!!! AND ALL YOU DAM Y’ANKEES JUST KEEP FREEZING YA’LLS ASSES UP THERE IN THE NORTH (JUST STAY IN THE HOUSE AND KEEP DOING WHAT YA’LL DO BEST AND Y’AK OFF) |
| From: |
TRACY ON FEB. 8,2005 on February 10, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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JUST KEEP THEM REDNECK WORDS FLOWING!!!!! PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN IN THE SUN!!! AND ALL YOU DAM Y’ANKEES JUST KEEP FREEZING YA’LLS ASSES UP THERE IN THE NORTH (JUST STAY IN THE HOUSE AND KEEP DOING WHAT YA’LL DO BEST AND Y’AK OFF) P.S. ALL YOU Y’ANKEES ANI’T GOOD ENOUGH TO HAVE A GREAT NAME LIKE(BUBBA) ALL BUBBAS ARE PROUD REDNECKS AND GLAD TO DRIVE APICKUMTRUCK. |
| From: |
josh k on February 15, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
| Comment: |
i’m probly a bigger redneck then all ya and i’m from wisconsin |
| From: |
fuck rednecks on February 17, 2005 @ 3:45 pm |
| Comment: |
im from alabama and all the closeminded truck driving mother fucking rednecks suck |
| From: |
GMV-ZiGZaG on February 18, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
| Comment: |
Statue
Tom, Statue? |
| From: |
bill on February 19, 2005 @ 5:33 pm |
| Comment: |
do yall have n.e. new words most of these are from their tour or there show on the WB
but sum r pretty funny |
| From: |
Sean on February 24, 2005 @ 7:13 pm |
| Comment: |
FEATURE- Man, your feature stink!
GIT-R-Done |
| From: |
Sean Gannon on February 24, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
| Comment: |
I BELIEVE that Brittany Spears should be one of Baskin Robins 31 flavors |
| From: |
josh k on February 24, 2005 @ 7:40 pm |
| Comment: |
I BELIEVE that when you fart and everyone starts crying because it stinks so bad you shouldn’t have to say excuse me. |
| From: |
Toamon on February 25, 2005 @ 10:04 pm |
| Comment: |
Boston:
"Hey man, why ya upset?"
"My boston fired me today" |
| From: |
Toamon on February 25, 2005 @ 10:05 pm |
| Comment: |
If you go to an all you can eat buffet in the morning and stay until closing time, you might be a redneck. |
| From: |
Toamon on February 25, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
| Comment: |
If you are related to more than 3/4 of the people in your town, you might be a redneck. |
| From: |
Crack Monkey on February 25, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
| Comment: |
I am a redneck crackhed. So ima will tell u sompin. wut du u call a goober on fire? A burnt wieny. |
| From: |
Ima dukie on February 25, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
| Comment: |
What do u call burt nuts? Singed ballsack.
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| From: |
Crack Monkey on February 25, 2005 @ 10:56 pm |
| Comment: |
Hay ima dukie dude at was funny |
| From: |
DUKIE on February 25, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
| Comment: |
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
| From: |
Jordan on February 26, 2005 @ 3:58 pm |
| Comment: |
Did anyone see blue collar tv 2/25/05
The redneck word was JURY and they said
"Stop by the gas station and pick up a fresh piece of | | |
