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You might be a redneck......
Posted by: melissa on June 10, 2004 @ 2:43 pm
if you mow your lawn and you find your car you might be a redneck.
if people come knokin’ on your door and ask if they can go fishin’ in your pool you might be a redneck.
if you walk the access legnth off of your jeans rather than hem them you might be a redneck.
if you go to a family reunion to meet women you might be a redneck.
if you have ever gotten your nipple bitten off by a beaver you might be a redneck.
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alexia on July 1, 2004 @ 5:44 pm |
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if you use a bar stool as a walker you might be a redneck.
if you wear a strepless dress to church and the bra isn’t you might be a redneck.
if you work with your shirt of and so does your husband you might be a redneck.
if you use a nail clipper as a butt clipper you are a redneck. |
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kissme 02 on July 1, 2004 @ 9:30 pm |
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if you wrote this joke then you must be a redneck
if you masterbate you must be a redneck
if you cant tan with out burning you must be a redneck
if you get yelled at for doing some thing wrong and do it again your a redneck
if you think tuna is chicken you must be a redneck
if you live in texas you must be a redneck |
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jb on July 2, 2004 @ 4:12 am |
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YOU ANT FUNNy |
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jed on July 4, 2004 @ 1:32 pm |
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kissme 02 u suck ass y would u write that crap |
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me on July 10, 2004 @ 3:43 pm |
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i agree |
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t on July 12, 2004 @ 10:06 pm |
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it think she was just talking about herself cuase she obviously doent know what a redneck is...man some people just dont get it.... |
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lulu on July 14, 2004 @ 7:06 pm |
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i should know rednecks and kissme 02 don’t know and she ain’t funny |
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Britney on July 14, 2004 @ 9:27 pm |
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Uhm..KissMe02, that was sooo totally uncalled for! Why in God’s name would you write something so stupid and corny? Here’s one for you Kiss, "If you write redneck jokes, and don’t know jack about them, then YOU , might be a redneck, babe!" |
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Britney on July 14, 2004 @ 9:28 pm |
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Uhm..KissMe02, that was sooo totally uncalled for! Why in God’s name would you write something so stupid and corny? Here’s one for you Kiss, "If you write redneck jokes, and don’t know jack about them, then YOU , might be a redneck, babe!" |
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Jay&Jay on July 16, 2004 @ 5:30 am |
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i really thought kissme02 was the funnyest one on this redneck site. |
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rednecknproud on July 23, 2004 @ 10:11 pm |
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haha she must b black |
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baddest_monkey on July 29, 2004 @ 2:28 am |
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hahahaah, lets tell black jokes! yay! |
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Ken on July 30, 2004 @ 5:34 pm |
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If the curtains in your pick up truck are nicer than the curtains in your house....
You might be a redneck |
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God for all on July 31, 2004 @ 3:01 pm |
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why ya all gotta be so mean. what ever happened to peace, joy, and love. i mean theyre just jokes. |
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Bret on July 31, 2004 @ 6:53 pm |
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If you think the Nutcracker is what you did on the high dive, you might be a redneck. |
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kissmeo2 on August 15, 2004 @ 7:59 pm |
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actualy i am black y is that a fuckin problem !? |
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mtvpunk93 on September 7, 2004 @ 6:55 pm |
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my god kissmeo2 im a 100% redneck and i no a black joke for ya "what u say when u in the night and your tv floats..... hey you blacky put my t.v down"also another one"what did god say when he made the first black person....damint i burt one"so stop maken fun of my people cause you no if the goverment let us we well be done by now |
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nelly on September 7, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
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hay mtvpunk93 giveit up on the black jokes. plus who said she was" making fun of your people" whats wrong with u white head. why you got to act so against race punk. so go fuck your mommas daddy.PEACE. |
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di on September 10, 2004 @ 5:38 pm |
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I’m still trying to get over the beaver thing. Who goes and picks up a beaver they just hit? Madness!! |
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tasah on September 29, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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u suck iv already heard them on blue collar comedy tour |
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tasha on September 29, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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u suck iv already heard them on blue collar comedy tour |
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Hooter on October 12, 2004 @ 11:19 pm |
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If you’ve ever been drivin’ with a drunk relative, and they told you to fasten tour seatbelt cause they’re gonna try somethin’ they saw in a cartoon,and they’re really sure they can do it....you might be a redneck! |
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Biggest redneck gurl on October 19, 2004 @ 5:25 pm |
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Otay ya’ll this is the stupidest thing...half of ya’ll on here can’t tell redneck jokes and half of ya ain’t no where near being a redneck! But there r some out there that r true rednecks like: Brittany, lulu, t, me, jed, and jd...ya’ll r true rednecks...now for kissmeo2 ain’t no where near being redneck and should never try! If u became a redneck than every true redneck would kill themselves! Cause ya blacks can’t b rednecks, ya’ll are supposed to be pimps and gangesters so be one of them not us!
If ya wash ya hands before ya go 2 the outhouse ya might b a redneck!!! |
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kiissme02 on October 19, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
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sorry im not black and as for the redneck joke i dont really care i mean think ok |
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kissmeo2 on October 20, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
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im not black or white can uguess what i am go to hell u dumd bitch im what are u packee who u gonna bomb next?! and no im not racist |
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kissmeo2 on October 20, 2004 @ 9:39 pm |
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im not black or white can uguess what i am go to hell u dumd bitch im what are u packee who u gonna bomb next?! and no im not racist |
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Jb on October 22, 2004 @ 12:45 am |
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dumb bitch^ |
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Jay&Jay on October 22, 2004 @ 5:59 am |
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Yea Jb you tell that bitch |
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Jay&Jay on October 22, 2004 @ 6:15 am |
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Oh my bad i’m sorry i was on her side nevermind
Sorry Jb you still kool though |
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Jb on October 22, 2004 @ 2:43 pm |
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i know |
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kissme02 on October 22, 2004 @ 7:57 pm |
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Jay dont even ever fuck`n agree with me again im on my own ok ! so fucku vanilla |
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Jb on October 23, 2004 @ 12:05 pm |
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whats her problem? jay i think thats she likes u!lol |
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shawn on October 29, 2004 @ 12:05 pm |
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you dont know jack about red neaks ass |
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Amy on November 14, 2004 @ 9:51 pm |
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God.. can none of you spell? I swear.. if anyone on this board has graduated, you need to bring your diploma back to Wal-Mart. |
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fuck everyone on November 24, 2004 @ 4:17 pm |
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u guys all suck so go to hell!!!
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Jay&Jay on December 10, 2004 @ 5:18 am |
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My bad kissme02 i didn’t know i was here to impress sluts but if i am than i need to impress you,but my consionce tells me you’re a whore. |
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Better Than Yall on December 24, 2004 @ 7:12 pm |
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I like the Here’s your sign jokes better than the redneck ones cuz ur all actin racist or just plain dumb so yall need to really get a life and stop arguin over stupid shit! |
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bad ass redneck on December 28, 2004 @ 12:21 pm |
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sorry kissmeO2 if ur not racist than ur not a redneck cuz rednecks are the most racist fuckers out there.
why are blacks scared of chain saws cause they say "run nigga nigga run nigga nigga" |
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the redneck on December 28, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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kissme 02 masterbates herself
nasty |
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redneck for sure on January 22, 2005 @ 8:55 pm |
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kiss 02 is canadian haha your jokes suck dont quit your day job |
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red neck for sure on January 22, 2005 @ 9:00 pm |
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so this black kid goes to school and starts to brag about his dads truck horn how it goes honkey honkey. So he does that for a couple of days then this white kid gets really annoyed so he goes up to the black kid and say my dad bought a new chainsaw and this is the sound it makes ’’run nigga nigga run nigga nigga
that was for you all black people out there who dont like rednucks |
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red neck for sure on January 22, 2005 @ 9:01 pm |
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so this black kid goes to school and starts to brag about his dads truck horn how it goes honkey honkey. So he does that for a couple of days then this white kid gets really annoyed so he goes up to the black kid and say my dad bought a new chainsaw and this is the sound it makes ’’run nigga nigga run nigga nigga
that was for you all black people out there who dont like rednecks |
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redneckgoth on February 9, 2005 @ 10:15 am |
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These comments are so freakin funny! If ur teacher say Git-R-don everyday, she might not know exactly what it means...........Corny huh.well all u ppl said everything already so I thought i might just comment on that, cuz my teacher says that everyday. Gitrdon |
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Son of a Texan on February 15, 2005 @ 10:28 pm |
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Im a black redneck and damn proud rebel till i die |
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wacker5540! on February 16, 2005 @ 4:27 pm |
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let me just state a fact right now... mtvpunk93 from what im readin your one of the most racist (cant spell that damn word! if you dont know i mean like hatin blacks and stuff!) people i’ve ever heard of! and where i live we have 5 black ppl around here and they arent even in my town! im not one of them but i think that u are a dumbass and are a really ignorant person for saying that shit about ppl! i mean common we’re all the same color inside and once you get that through your thick fucking skul you’ll understand what i mean! GOD I HATE IGNORANT ASSES LIKE YOU! i think that kissme 02 had some good thing to say and w/e! OO YEAH AND big D if you are Denna C. HI! lol! anyway im sick of this shit! im bout ready to puke w/ all this dumbass stuff about blacks its no BFD! holy shit! and if you would like to respond to this mail me at wacker5540@netscape.net |
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Fight The Power on February 16, 2005 @ 9:10 pm |
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Run Nigga Nigga, Run Nigga Nigga, Haaaaaa |
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Redneckgoth on February 22, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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What did God say when he made the first black person, Crap! Burnt one.
Why don’t black people have dreams? Cuz the last one that did got shot.
I’m from the heart of the South.....Kiss this ()()....Git-r-Don |
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stupid redneck on March 11, 2005 @ 9:52 pm |
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Shucks! I dang lost me porcipine, that was my lunch! hey pa, shoot me another squirrel will ya?
haha I talked like a dirty ass redneck.
what makes chinks (chinese) and spics (mexican) pissed off?
a sprinkler. chink chink chink chink spic chink chink chink chink chink spic.
if you dont under stand the joke, its like when the sprinkler is moving it makes a chink sound. and when it reaches the end, it makes a spic sound to change direction
i aint racist. dont be hatin yo! |
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Sexystickschick on March 14, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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i get it Stupid redneck and for ’ya’ll’ (like comme on who says that these days) i think i’ll stick with The DVD. u guys stink
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DoobieZ on March 20, 2005 @ 5:43 pm |
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You are all really immature. Why don’t you just come here, do what you need to and leave? Why do you try to fix things other people do, and try to get them to apologize and whatnot? If you’re the better person you will more worry about yourself, than trying to correct them. Just grow up, geez. |
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jamie on March 22, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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i love larry so much |
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this-is-a-joke-page on March 22, 2005 @ 10:55 pm |
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so....for every1 up there who dint see that this is a JOKE page and meant to be that way, quit dragging ut racial issues onto a joke website....idiots i swear. |
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cookie l on March 28, 2005 @ 9:01 pm |
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If you like kissme02 jokes you mait be a dimwit |
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cookie l on March 28, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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who ever wants to here black jokes email me at longdj8@aol.com |
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l; on March 28, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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Hamblin on March 30, 2005 @ 11:00 pm |
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i got a black joke. theres a white guy, mexican guy and a black guy all in the 3rd grade. who has the biggest dick?
the black guy he’s 18 |
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Canadian Redneck on July 14, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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A close friend of mine created this reneck joke while we were all out for lunch one day.
"If you’ve worn the same hat since you were four, you might be a redneck."
"If your ex-wife is also your sister, you might be a redneck."
"If your car is more than one colour, you might be a redneck." (Justin’s car is three)
"If you’ve seen Blue Collar Comedy more than once, you might be a redneck." (Justin and I have watched it at least twenty times each)
Whether you find them funny or not, those are the ones my friend created. Comment only if you like! |
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Andy500 on July 29, 2005 @ 8:01 am |
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I don’t know what the hell is wrong with this world!! Damit if God mad you white be white,if God mad you black be black, it dont matter bout what color you are there are good in every color we dont need to go back into the old days.WE LIVE in a free country and so many of yall take what we have been GIVING for granted!!! I had a bad day so I came to see if there was anything on her to make me laugh!! But oh my!! The wolrd has gone mad bc someone can’t spell right or you don’t tell good redneck jokes....or your black or white!!! So you know what when you fuck some one your just fucking yourself so fuck all of yall and get a life then to complain wit h someoneon ther internet you dont even no !!!!! So to all ~**~PEACE TO THE EAST~**~SOUTH SPEAK YOUR MOUTH~**~WEST TRY TO BE BEST~**~ |
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Andy500 on July 29, 2005 @ 8:02 am |
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I don’t know what the hell is wrong with this world!! Damit if God mad you white be white,if God mad you black be black, it dont matter bout what color you are there are good in every color we dont need to go back into the old days.WE LIVE in a free country and so many of yall take what we have been GIVING for granted!!! I had a bad day so I came to see if there was anything on her to make me laugh!! But oh my!! The wolrd has gone mad bc someone can’t spell right or you don’t tell good redneck jokes....or your black or white!!! So you know what when you fuck some one your just fucking yourself so fuck all of yall and get a life then to complain wit h someoneon ther internet you dont even no !!!!! So to all ~**~PEACE TO THE EAST~**~SOUTH SPEAK YOUR MOUTH~**~WEST TRY TO BE BEST~**~ |
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all r good on August 4, 2005 @ 8:16 am |
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well im guessing my name is NOT RIGHT,cause of wut i have seen.if ur reeading this be proud cause this is important,to most ppl.i have heard some harsh things bout black ppl and shit,but please stop.then i have heard good things like ppl trying to make this racist stop,like andy500 tryed,and all u racist that r reading this please try to not show ur racist,try to hide it.its just not right.please don’t battle me bout this comment.
i know ur not gunna try to read this but .............
READ IT NOW,LEARN WUT U R!!!!!!
thank you for ur time peace!!!!! |
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ghetto gal on August 24, 2005 @ 8:04 am |
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scuse me!!!! but at has a girls race gotta do with postin a redneck joke!!!
all all u red necks that went out to post black jokes r soooooooooooo dumb!!!
u aint black, y on EARTH have u got da rite to send a black joke if u cant take a redneck one from a girl from a different race!!!
u ppl who cant take a joke r soooooooooooooooooo sad dats probably y u sleep with ur sisters, cause nobody else wants to do it with u !!!!!
ghetto gal is out!!!!!!!
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kay xlets get crazix on August 25, 2005 @ 8:09 am |
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some redneck words for yall
initiate- this girl ate a sandwhich initiate a bag of chips
mayonase- mayonase a lotta people here tonight
wijadija- you wouldnt of happend to bring ur truck wijidija
fasinate- i bout a shirt with 9 buttons but i could only fasinate
^_^ ha
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ghetto gal on August 27, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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i im not 2 sure about those redneck words!!
and wat the hell is wijidija!!
the only one i really got the first time round was the last one about the buttons
looks like ur gona have to try harder!!
ghetto gal is out !!!!!!! |
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SPECIAL K on November 17, 2005 @ 5:00 pm |
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I THINK THAT JOKES ARE JUST JOKES. IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM. THEN DONT READ THEM. DO YOU NO THE TRUE SAYING: STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK BONES BUT WORDS NEVER HURT ME. SO IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT THAT A JOKE WILL NEVER HURT ANYONE. LATAR |
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